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I just had a thought. Would it comfort those bible-bothering loons if we spread the word that the Rapture had in fact happened, just to other people?

"It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

             -Elwood Blues

 

tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.

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Precisely. "Don't worry old man. you're not an idiot. You're just a sinner. Have a beer."

"It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

             -Elwood Blues

 

tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.

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Hello everyone, i'm not Orogun (real name John Steward) a teenage from Iowa that liked to pretend he was an immigrant. Since last Saturday he has been taken into the lord side. He left instructions to announce it to his friends in the forums in case that it happened, he held you guys in high regard and i'm sure that he will vouch for you all when you get to heaven.

RIP well' miss him.

I'd say the answer to that question is kind of like the answer to "who's the sucker in this poker game?"*

 

*If you can't tell, it's you. ;)

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... You say you're not an immigrant but you say you're a teenage?

That does explain a lot. :thumbsup:

You're in an awful good mood today. Who are you and what have you done with Nep? :o

 

and just so everyone's clear i'm a young adult y si soy un immigrante; legal. Wish sarcasm traveled over the net.

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I'd say the answer to that question is kind of like the answer to "who's the sucker in this poker game?"*

 

*If you can't tell, it's you. ;)

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If you are going to start a doomsday sect why not say something like February 23th 4042. They never think ahead.

None of your believers are going to donate their life savings to you to secure the salvation of their Great^10 Grandchildren.

 

Now who isn't thinking ahead??! :thumbsup:

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Apparently the Rapture has been set back by five months or so. Something about God giving us less time for suffering or somesuch.

 

I just feel sorry for the folks who believed him, now. I mean, why believe the nut in the first place? You'd have to be pretty unhappy.

"It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

             -Elwood Blues

 

tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.

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What I want to know is how morons like that actually manage to survive and procreate?

They find other morons over the internet that agree with them and get together to procreate. :sorcerer: blurring the line between us and them a little there.

 

BTW when it comes the time for Obsidianites to repopulate the wasteland I got first dibs on Wals. :p

I'd say the answer to that question is kind of like the answer to "who's the sucker in this poker game?"*

 

*If you can't tell, it's you. ;)

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What I want to know is how morons like that actually manage to survive and procreate?

They find other morons over the internet that agree with them and get together to procreate. :sorcerer: blurring the line between us and them a little there.

 

BTW when it comes the time for Obsidianites to repopulate the wasteland I got first dibs on Wals. :p

You really think this board could repopulate? We'd probably kill each other over distribution of goods, and females, and then just who to blame for being in that situation in the first place.

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What I want to know is how morons like that actually manage to survive and procreate?

They find other morons over the internet that agree with them and get together to procreate. :p blurring the line between us and them a little there.

 

BTW when it comes the time for Obsidianites to repopulate the wasteland I got first dibs on Wals. :p

You really think this board could repopulate? We'd probably kill each other over distribution of goods, and females, and then just who to blame for being in that situation in the first place.

Nah, we would unanimously agree to eat LoF (the great irony of his name) get stinking drunk and then wander in the wasteland.

 

Hell that is sounding like fun, when in blazes is that Rapture coming? :sorcerer:

I'd say the answer to that question is kind of like the answer to "who's the sucker in this poker game?"*

 

*If you can't tell, it's you. ;)

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We'd probably kill each other over distribution of goods, and females, and then just who to blame for being in that situation in the first place.

Nah, you'd all blame Bioware for it.

You're a cheery wee bugger, Nep. Have I ever said that?

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What I want to know is how morons like that actually manage to survive and procreate?

They find other morons over the internet that agree with them and get together to procreate. :sorcerer: blurring the line between us and them a little there.

 

BTW when it comes the time for Obsidianites to repopulate the wasteland I got first dibs on Wals. :p

 

Hey! I'm standing right here!

"It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

             -Elwood Blues

 

tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.

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I wonder, since the world did not end do the folks who donated to him get a refund?

"While it is true you learn with age, the down side is what you often learn is what a damn fool you were before"

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We'd probably kill each other over distribution of goods, and females, and then just who to blame for being in that situation in the first place.

Nah, you'd all blame Bioware for it.

Nephie your this close to going in the menu. :bat:

I'd say the answer to that question is kind of like the answer to "who's the sucker in this poker game?"*

 

*If you can't tell, it's you. ;)

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We'd probably kill each other over distribution of goods, and females, and then just who to blame for being in that situation in the first place.

Nah, you'd all blame Bioware for it.

Nephie your this close to going in the menu. :bat:

 

You have to understand, whenever anyone, anywhere, anytime mentions Bioware, Nep is magically transported to the thread to defend them. Hell, even when nobody mentions them he still works in a dig.

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You have to understand, whenever anyone, anywhere, anytime mentions Bioware, Nep is magically transported to the thread to defend them. Hell, even when nobody mentions them he still works in a dig.

 

We must conduct further testing.

Why has elegance found so little following? Elegance has the disadvantage that hard work is needed to achieve it and a good education to appreciate it. - Edsger Wybe Dijkstra

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