Hurlshort Posted February 11, 2011 Posted February 11, 2011 I was watching Justified last night, the best show on TV ever, and I got thinking about all the guys I have man crushes on. Now it's nothing to be embarrassed about, Timothy Olyphant just seems to be awesome in everything, and I am sure if I ever ran into him, I would be reduced to giggling like a school girl. The other big one is Ryan Reynolds. He's always been pretty dreamy, but then he went out and married Scarlett Johansen, making him the ultimate man. So who is your man crush?
kirottu Posted February 11, 2011 Posted February 11, 2011 Jean Reno has a voice that makes my knees wobbly. Hugh Laurie, from comedic awesomness to dramatic(well, I still laugh) awesomness. Steve Harris, god among bass players. If I would meet anyone of these I would giggle like Hurshot giggling like a schoolgirl. This post is not to be enjoyed, discussed, or referenced on company time.
Malcador Posted February 11, 2011 Posted February 11, 2011 (edited) Ken Thomson and Dennis Ritchie. Oh yes, and the God Dennis Bergkamp. Edited February 11, 2011 by Malcador Why has elegance found so little following? Elegance has the disadvantage that hard work is needed to achieve it and a good education to appreciate it. - Edsger Wybe Dijkstra
Monte Carlo Posted February 11, 2011 Posted February 11, 2011 Basically, it's Walsingham. I can't tell him that I've been hiding in a tree near his rugged man-pad / penthouse for the past two years. Watching him.
Calax Posted February 11, 2011 Posted February 11, 2011 Eric Bana... mainly for his ridiculous acting abilities. Dolph Lungren for being an insanely smart action hero. And Jason David Frank for being able to whup your ass and then make you laugh while happily telling you about being an actor on a kids show. (Special props to David Yost, who's in a similar position as Frank, but isn't as funny or open... but the guy went for 4 years on said tv show as a gay man being harassed over it). Victor of the 5 year fan fic competition! Kevin Butler will awesome your face off.
Tale Posted February 11, 2011 Posted February 11, 2011 Brad Pitt. I don't even know that I can call it a "man crush." I would do him. "Show me a man who "plays fair" and I'll show you a very talented cheater."
HoonDing Posted February 11, 2011 Posted February 11, 2011 (edited) Mark Meer. As much as I dislike his voice-over in ME, I can totally understand why he was hired. The man's steaming hawt. Edited February 11, 2011 by virumor The ending of the words is ALMSIVI.
Walsingham Posted February 11, 2011 Posted February 11, 2011 Basically, it's Walsingham. I can't tell him that I've been hiding in a tree near his rugged man-pad / penthouse for the past two years. Watching him. At least that explains the Frost shaped pideon coop... *looks deeply uncomfortable* Nathan Fillon. "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.
Gorgon Posted February 11, 2011 Posted February 11, 2011 Mel Gibson, but circa 1999 when he did Payback, before he went all religious and then entirely insane. Na na na na na na ... greg358 from Darksouls 3 PVP is a CHEATER. That is all.
WILL THE ALMIGHTY Posted February 11, 2011 Posted February 11, 2011 David Boreanaz. "Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade - make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons. Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons. I'm going to to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!"
Gorgon Posted February 11, 2011 Posted February 11, 2011 Ryan Reynolds is a girlie man. Na na na na na na ... greg358 from Darksouls 3 PVP is a CHEATER. That is all.
Rosbjerg Posted February 11, 2011 Posted February 11, 2011 hah, this thread is hilarious.. I've (unfortunately?) never had a man-crush.. But I've always found Johnny Depp and strangely enough Bill Murray to be very interesting characters, both of which I would very much like to have a drink and conversation with. Fortune favors the bald.
Orogun01 Posted February 11, 2011 Posted February 11, 2011 Mike Myers. I'd say the answer to that question is kind of like the answer to "who's the sucker in this poker game?"* *If you can't tell, it's you.
WILL THE ALMIGHTY Posted February 11, 2011 Posted February 11, 2011 "Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade - make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons. Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons. I'm going to to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!"
Guest The Architect Posted February 12, 2011 Posted February 12, 2011 Give me a few more years and if I progressively get fitter and healthier I'll look pretty ****ing god damn good. Yep, I'm not ashamed to admit that I'm a conceited prick in that regards. Honorable mentions to Pixies, Krook and Accept as far as these boards go. Sorry Shryke, you don't count, you're a Kiwi so you're not really a real person. There are many good looking men, in show business and in real life. And there's no shame in admitting it if you're a bloke. You could rattle off hundreds of names, but I reckon the two that stood out, looks wise, because of their distinctive facial features, are: 2. Gaspard Ulliel, French model and actor (a few years ago): and 1. The King Elvis. *Strong homo post is strong
Orogun01 Posted February 12, 2011 Posted February 12, 2011 I second this and raise you a Hopkins I'd say the answer to that question is kind of like the answer to "who's the sucker in this poker game?"* *If you can't tell, it's you.
Kaftan Barlast Posted February 12, 2011 Posted February 12, 2011 Id probably have to say Richard Burton, which I have been indoctrinated with as a child by listening to 'War of the Worlds' and these LP's mum had of him reading poetry. DISCLAIMER: Do not take what I write seriously unless it is clearly and in no uncertain terms, declared by me to be meant in a serious and non-humoristic manner. If there is no clear indication, asume the post is written in jest. This notification is meant very seriously and its purpouse is to avoid misunderstandings and the consequences thereof. Furthermore; I can not be held accountable for anything I write on these forums since the idea of taking serious responsability for my unserious actions, is an oxymoron in itself. Important: as the following sentence contains many naughty words I warn you not to read it under any circumstances; botty, knickers, wee, erogenous zone, psychiatrist, clitoris, stockings, bosom, poetry reading, dentist, fellatio and the department of agriculture. "I suppose outright stupidity and complete lack of taste could also be considered points of view. "
Hell Kitty Posted February 12, 2011 Posted February 12, 2011 Jean Reno has a voice that makes my knees wobbly. Jean Reno is awesome, but Lance Henriksen's voice eats his voice for breakfast. Also, I am deeply in love with hurlshot. Why are all the good ones taken?
Rosbjerg Posted February 12, 2011 Posted February 12, 2011 Id probably have to say Richard Burton, which I have been indoctrinated with as a child by listening to 'War of the Worlds' and these LP's mum had of him reading poetry. Clive Owen looks very much like him.. at least in Children of Men. Fortune favors the bald.
kirottu Posted February 12, 2011 Posted February 12, 2011 Jean Reno is awesome, but Lance Henriksen's voice eats his voice for breakfast. I would pay money to see that. This post is not to be enjoyed, discussed, or referenced on company time.
Nightshape Posted February 12, 2011 Posted February 12, 2011 LMFAO! I came up with Crate 3.0 technology. Crate 4.0 - we shall just have to wait and see.Down and out on the Solomani RimNow the Spinward Marches don't look so GRIM!
Gorgon Posted February 12, 2011 Posted February 12, 2011 (edited) Edited February 12, 2011 by Gorgon Na na na na na na ... greg358 from Darksouls 3 PVP is a CHEATER. That is all.
Calax Posted February 12, 2011 Posted February 12, 2011 Jean Reno has a voice that makes my knees wobbly. Jean Reno is awesome, but Lance Henriksen's voice eats his voice for breakfast. Also, I am deeply in love with hurlshot. Why are all the good ones taken? ... Bring not a knife to a gunfight! Victor of the 5 year fan fic competition! Kevin Butler will awesome your face off.
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