Walsingham Posted December 12, 2010 Share Posted December 12, 2010 made me glad I'm no longer a student on a mission. The soundtrack really makes it though. "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gorth Posted December 12, 2010 Share Posted December 12, 2010 These are seriously some of the funniest typos/autocorrections I've seen.. link (try seeing some of the other pages too) Did I mention I love you? I'm going to assign you your own dungeons. “He who joyfully marches to music in rank and file has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would surely suffice.” - Albert Einstein Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pidesco Posted December 12, 2010 Share Posted December 12, 2010 "My hovercraft is full of eels!" - Hungarian touristI am Dan Quayle of the Romans.I want to tattoo a map of the Netherlands on my nether lands.Heja Sverige!!Everyone should cuffawkle more.The wrench is your friend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Serrano Posted December 12, 2010 Share Posted December 12, 2010 I feel like I've missed out on a great cultural experience by not having an iPhone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tigranes Posted December 13, 2010 Share Posted December 13, 2010 While we're on the subject; http://www.whenparentstext.com Dad: Stop complaining, change world start Revolution. Like Beatles. Let's Play: Icewind Dale Ironman (Complete) Let's Play: Icewind Dale II Ironman (Complete) Let's Play: Divinity II (Complete) Let's Play: Baldur's Gate Trilogy Ironman - BG1 (Complete) Let's Play: Baldur's Gate Trilogy Ironman - BG2 (In Progress) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walsingham Posted December 13, 2010 Share Posted December 13, 2010 Been reading more of those autocorrects. I don't know why I find them so hilarious, but I was shaking so much from the laughter that I've hurt my back too bad to stand up! Damnit, now that's making me laugh too. "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Serrano Posted December 14, 2010 Share Posted December 14, 2010 Why Mass Effect 3 needs an elcor team mate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreasyDogMeat Posted December 23, 2010 Share Posted December 23, 2010 Uwe Boll's movies are quite literally, bombs. NSFW. **** France. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wrath of Dagon Posted December 29, 2010 Share Posted December 29, 2010 http://www.dorkly.com/article/7916/letters...uty-battlefield "Moral indignation is a standard strategy for endowing the idiot with dignity." Marshall McLuhan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I want teh kotor 3 Posted December 29, 2010 Share Posted December 29, 2010 In 7th grade, I teach the students how Chuck Norris took down the Roman Empire, so it is good that you are starting early on this curriculum. R.I.P. KOTOR 2003-2008 KILLED BY THOSE GREEDY MONEY-HOARDING ************* AND THEIR *****-*** MMOS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rosbjerg Posted December 30, 2010 Author Share Posted December 30, 2010 I don't get it... Fortune favors the bald. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I want teh kotor 3 Posted December 30, 2010 Share Posted December 30, 2010 I don't get it... In 7th grade, I teach the students how Chuck Norris took down the Roman Empire, so it is good that you are starting early on this curriculum. R.I.P. KOTOR 2003-2008 KILLED BY THOSE GREEDY MONEY-HOARDING ************* AND THEIR *****-*** MMOS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nihilus5078 Posted January 4, 2011 Share Posted January 4, 2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raithe Posted January 5, 2011 Share Posted January 5, 2011 For the slightly random, but sounding kind of funny : Doctor Who is Marrying Doctor Who's Daughter. Or to be more exact, David Tenant (the tenth Doctor Who) is marrying the daughter of Peter Davison (who was the 5th Doctor Who). And that daughter actually played the "daughter" of Tenant's Doctor Who in the series.. "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gorth Posted January 5, 2011 Share Posted January 5, 2011 For the slightly random, but sounding kind of funny : Doctor Who is Marrying Doctor Who's Daughter. Or to be more exact, David Tenant (the tenth Doctor Who) is marrying the daughter of Peter Davison (who was the 5th Doctor Who). And that daughter actually played the "daughter" of Tenant's Doctor Who in the series.. Who's your daddy?... “He who joyfully marches to music in rank and file has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would surely suffice.” - Albert Einstein Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malcador Posted January 5, 2011 Share Posted January 5, 2011 Found this pretty funny and cute at the same time Why has elegance found so little following? Elegance has the disadvantage that hard work is needed to achieve it and a good education to appreciate it. - Edsger Wybe Dijkstra Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walsingham Posted January 6, 2011 Share Posted January 6, 2011 For the slightly random, but sounding kind of funny : Doctor Who is Marrying Doctor Who's Daughter. Or to be more exact, David Tenant (the tenth Doctor Who) is marrying the daughter of Peter Davison (who was the 5th Doctor Who). And that daughter actually played the "daughter" of Tenant's Doctor Who in the series.. Who's your daddy?... LOL for a guy who's advocated Labour a lot, her dad made sure she went to one of the poshest schools in England! (just been reading her wiki) Isn't Tenant a lefty? "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Slinky Posted January 6, 2011 Share Posted January 6, 2011 A**hole dog strikes again! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raithe Posted January 7, 2011 Share Posted January 7, 2011 Amusing, and historical.. At the start of the Peloponnesian War, the Athenians sent a message to the Spartans (to roughly paraphrase) "If we win, we will destroy your culture, we will kill the men, we will kill the women, we will kill the children. We will wipe you from the face of the land." The Spartans replied with a single word. In fact, the very first word of the Athenian message. "If." "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orogun01 Posted January 7, 2011 Share Posted January 7, 2011 Amusing, and historical.. At the start of the Peloponnesian War, the Athenians sent a message to the Spartans (to roughly paraphrase) "If we win, we will destroy your culture, we will kill the men, we will kill the women, we will kill the children. We will wipe you from the face of the land." The Spartans replied with a single word. In fact, the very first word of the Athenian message. "If." Laconic wit, wickedly funny. I'd say the answer to that question is kind of like the answer to "who's the sucker in this poker game?"* *If you can't tell, it's you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raithe Posted January 7, 2011 Share Posted January 7, 2011 Laconic wit, wickedly funny. Well hey, it was the origin of the term Laconic. Laconia, the area surrounding the city state of Sparta.. (just for the pedantic trivia and unenlightened)/ Also, in 300 when the Persians say "We have enough archers to blot out the sky with our arrows." and the Spartas snappy reply "Good. Then we will fight in the shade.", That's a reputed quote mentioned by Herodotus in his histories. While there might be many historical....inaccuracies in that movie, it was nice to see some nod given... And for those who thought the movie was camp, it could have been worse. A lot of people forget that besides the 300 Spartans, there were a group of Thespians at Thermopylae. Could you imagine how badly campy the movie could have been then ducky? "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rosbjerg Posted January 9, 2011 Author Share Posted January 9, 2011 Actually a funny and good time-wasting exercise.. 1 - Go to wikipedia and hit random. The first random wikipedia article you get is the name of your band. 2 - Go to quotationspage.com and hit random. The last four or five words of the very last quote of the page is the title of your first album. 3 - Go to flickr and click on “explore the last seven days”. Third picture no matter what it is, will be your album cover. Liverpool Cheese Company.. I imagine this is British indie rock.. Fortune favors the bald. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gorth Posted January 9, 2011 Share Posted January 9, 2011 Actually a funny and good time-wasting exercise.. 1 - Go to wikipedia and hit random. The first random wikipedia article you get is the name of your band. 2 - Go to quotationspage.com and hit random. The last four or five words of the very last quote of the page is the title of your first album. 3 - Go to flickr and click on “explore the last seven days”. Third picture no matter what it is, will be your album cover. Liverpool Cheese Company.. I imagine this is British indie rock.. Got absolutely nothing like the above One of the random quotes was quite funny though: "A conference is a gathering of important people who singly can do nothing, but together can decide that nothing can be done." Fred Allen (1894 - 1956) “He who joyfully marches to music in rank and file has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would surely suffice.” - Albert Einstein Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rosbjerg Posted January 9, 2011 Author Share Posted January 9, 2011 Then you take the last 4 words .. "Nothing can be done" which is a good title. and voila: Fortune favors the bald. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gorth Posted January 9, 2011 Share Posted January 9, 2011 Then you take the last 4 words .. "Nothing can be done" which is a good title. and voila: Ah, got it. Neil Martin - "Nothing can be done" Ok, so the last step, is that just editing the image and add title/name? “He who joyfully marches to music in rank and file has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would surely suffice.” - Albert Einstein Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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