Walsingham Posted February 5, 2010 Share Posted February 5, 2010 "I swear on my children's lives that I am not mad at him. If I am mad, it is because he does not get massages every day. He's the manager of Portsmouth. Do you know how tough that is? He's a great manager stuck in a crappy team. He works so hard, he needs two massages a day, and from two women, not one." "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oner Posted February 5, 2010 Share Posted February 5, 2010 Is she crazy crazy, or funny crazy? Giveaway list: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1DgyQFpOJvyNASt8A12ipyV_iwpLXg_yltGG5mffvSwo/edit?usp=sharing What is glass but tortured sand?Never forget! '12.01.13. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Slinky Posted February 5, 2010 Share Posted February 5, 2010 (edited) Crazy?! She's the sanest woman on the planet! If wish there would be more women like her. Source please? Edited February 5, 2010 by Slinky Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walsingham Posted February 5, 2010 Author Share Posted February 5, 2010 Source: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/...-says-wife.html I just love that she considers it an unfortunate side-effect of his association with Pompey! "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pidesco Posted February 5, 2010 Share Posted February 5, 2010 I edited the title for ya. I'm pretty sure Avram Grant isn't female or married to a guy. "My hovercraft is full of eels!" - Hungarian touristI am Dan Quayle of the Romans.I want to tattoo a map of the Netherlands on my nether lands.Heja Sverige!!Everyone should cuffawkle more.The wrench is your friend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walsingham Posted February 5, 2010 Author Share Posted February 5, 2010 I edited the title for ya. I'm pretty sure Avram Grant isn't female or married to a guy. Oh, er... yes thanks. "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gorgon Posted February 5, 2010 Share Posted February 5, 2010 Maybe she's just relieved not to have to do the deed herself. I take it we are talking about 'massages', not mere massages. Na na na na na na ... greg358 from Darksouls 3 PVP is a CHEATER. That is all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gorgon Posted February 5, 2010 Share Posted February 5, 2010 "He went to get a Thai massage. No one until now has proved this is a brothel," she said. "Be reasonable; who goes to a brothel in the middle of the day while wearing a Portsmouth uniform when he knows he is a famous person? The place in question is a massage parlour; a place where you get massages. It would be fair to assume that those places offer both massages and 'massages', after all without any discernible legal activity going on they would open themselves up to police or IRS interest. Na na na na na na ... greg358 from Darksouls 3 PVP is a CHEATER. That is all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hurlshort Posted February 5, 2010 Share Posted February 5, 2010 "He went to get a Thai massage. No one until now has proved this is a brothel," she said. "Be reasonable; who goes to a brothel in the middle of the day while wearing a Portsmouth uniform when he knows he is a famous person? The place in question is a massage parlour; a place where you get massages. It would be fair to assume that those places offer both massages and 'massages', after all without any discernible legal activity going on they would open themselves up to police or IRS interest. I actually went to a massage parlour on accident once. I was looking for a deep tissue massage for my back because it was really tight. The website for the place said it offered such massages, and I'd passed it a couple times driving and it looked alright. So I made my reservation. I got there, and it was a little odd. I've been to a lot of actual therapeutic massage places, and this one wasn't quite right. First off, there were quite a few women working in the place, which is odd because a business like this usually does not support a large staff (watch the puns folks.) I was led to a room and told to undress and lay on the table. The table was horrible, not a real masseuse one with a spot for the head. There also was not a sheet to cover the unmentionables, just a small towel. I laid down and the masseuse came in. First thing she did was lightly tap my butt. She started in with the massage. It's hard to explain, but basically it was not a professional massage. It was a flirtatious massage, I guess is the best way to put it. It was very uncomfortable for me, and I really felt trapped. I was on this table naked, I wasn't going to jump up and run out. My body was responding in a way I didn't want it it to. She offered to finish the massage for an extra $60. I told her no. She left, I got dressed and found a back exit to leave by. I was mortified. I called my wife and told her the story. She wasn't mad at me, she was mad at the place and actually filed a police report. I was very uncomfortable with the whole thing for quite a few months. It's been a few years and it's easy to talk about now, but I really had a rough time for awhile. Anyways, maybe a little too much detail, but I figured I'd share. I guess if you go in looking for that sort of thing, it might be different, but I really hated it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RPGmasterBoo Posted February 5, 2010 Share Posted February 5, 2010 (edited) Don't be so embarrased about it, you made an honest mistake. At least you didn't have to explain to their pimp why you're declining service. Edited February 5, 2010 by RPGmasterBoo Imperium Thought for the Day: Even a man who has nothing can still offer his life Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gfted1 Posted February 5, 2010 Share Posted February 5, 2010 My body was responding in a way I didn't want it it to. Damn thing has a mind of its own doesnt it? "I'm your biggest fan, Ill follow you until you love me, Papa" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RPGmasterBoo Posted February 5, 2010 Share Posted February 5, 2010 (edited) + 60$ is too much for a Thai chick. Not that I'm into hoes of any sort. Or paying for things I can get for free. xD Edited February 5, 2010 by RPGmasterBoo Imperium Thought for the Day: Even a man who has nothing can still offer his life Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Slinky Posted February 5, 2010 Share Posted February 5, 2010 + 60$ is too much for a Thai chick. Not that I'm into hoes of any sort. Or paying for things I can get for free. xD You just happen to know the avarage rates for no reason, hmm? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RPGmasterBoo Posted February 5, 2010 Share Posted February 5, 2010 I just know they're a dime a dozen in Thailand Imperium Thought for the Day: Even a man who has nothing can still offer his life Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gorgon Posted February 5, 2010 Share Posted February 5, 2010 Me love you looong time. Ok no more semi racist remarks from now on. Na na na na na na ... greg358 from Darksouls 3 PVP is a CHEATER. That is all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RPGmasterBoo Posted February 5, 2010 Share Posted February 5, 2010 Its not really racist, the country's most popular female profession is whoring. When I was in Abu Dhabi in all the bars/clubs all the hoes were Thai types. Imperium Thought for the Day: Even a man who has nothing can still offer his life Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walsingham Posted February 5, 2010 Author Share Posted February 5, 2010 Its not really racist, the country's most popular female profession is whoring. When I was in Abu Dhabi in all the bars/clubs all the hoes were Thai types. That is an outrageous slur, sir. Yes, in Thailand they have a strong acceptance of prostitution as a profession, but it they are deeply prudish as a culture. If anything it is reminiscent of Victorian England. We have never had such high levels of the activity, but you wil have to work very hard to convince anyone that we were permissive. Which is surely the point. "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jaguars4ever Posted February 6, 2010 Share Posted February 6, 2010 "He went to get a Thai massage. No one until now has proved this is a brothel," she said. "Be reasonable; who goes to a brothel in the middle of the day while wearing a Portsmouth uniform when he knows he is a famous person? The place in question is a massage parlour; a place where you get massages. It would be fair to assume that those places offer both massages and 'massages', after all without any discernible legal activity going on they would open themselves up to police or IRS interest. I actually went to a massage parlour on accident once. I was looking for a deep tissue massage for my back because it was really tight. The website for the place said it offered such massages, and I'd passed it a couple times driving and it looked alright. So I made my reservation. I got there, and it was a little odd. I've been to a lot of actual therapeutic massage places, and this one wasn't quite right. First off, there were quite a few women working in the place, which is odd because a business like this usually does not support a large staff (watch the puns folks.) I was led to a room and told to undress and lay on the table. The table was horrible, not a real masseuse one with a spot for the head. There also was not a sheet to cover the unmentionables, just a small towel. I laid down and the masseuse came in. First thing she did was lightly tap my butt. She started in with the massage. It's hard to explain, but basically it was not a professional massage. It was a flirtatious massage, I guess is the best way to put it. It was very uncomfortable for me, and I really felt trapped. I was on this table naked, I wasn't going to jump up and run out. My body was responding in a way I didn't want it it to. She offered to finish the massage for an extra $60. I told her no. She left, I got dressed and found a back exit to leave by. I was mortified. I called my wife and told her the story. She wasn't mad at me, she was mad at the place and actually filed a police report. I was very uncomfortable with the whole thing for quite a few months. It's been a few years and it's easy to talk about now, but I really had a rough time for awhile. Anyways, maybe a little too much detail, but I figured I'd share. I guess if you go in looking for that sort of thing, it might be different, but I really hated it. AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! You should have let her finish the job, Hurly. Sounds like you could have used it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gorgon Posted February 6, 2010 Share Posted February 6, 2010 I'm impressed he told his wife. Na na na na na na ... greg358 from Darksouls 3 PVP is a CHEATER. That is all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jaguars4ever Posted February 6, 2010 Share Posted February 6, 2010 I'm impressed he told his wife. Same here, since that was the worst possible thing he could do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oner Posted February 6, 2010 Share Posted February 6, 2010 I'm impressed he told his wife. Same here, since that was the worst possible thing he could do. Pay the 60$, not get the massage, then tell his wife. Giveaway list: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1DgyQFpOJvyNASt8A12ipyV_iwpLXg_yltGG5mffvSwo/edit?usp=sharing What is glass but tortured sand?Never forget! '12.01.13. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jaguars4ever Posted February 6, 2010 Share Posted February 6, 2010 I'm impressed he told his wife. Same here, since that was the worst possible thing he could do. Pay the 60$, not get the massage, then tell his wife. Suffering PTSD over an unrequited boner: Priceless. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meshugger Posted February 6, 2010 Share Posted February 6, 2010 Hey, hey, HEY! The story doesn't end there. What did your wife say to the police? Did the massage parlor rub him the wrong way? teheheheee "Some men see things as they are and say why?""I dream things that never were and say why not?"- George Bernard Shaw"Hope in reality is the worst of all evils because it prolongs the torments of man."- Friedrich Nietzsche "The amount of energy necessary to refute bull**** is an order of magnitude bigger than to produce it." - Some guy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RPGmasterBoo Posted February 6, 2010 Share Posted February 6, 2010 Give the guy a break, he's got more balls coming clean with this than you people Imperium Thought for the Day: Even a man who has nothing can still offer his life Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blarghagh Posted February 6, 2010 Share Posted February 6, 2010 I'm impressed he told his wife. Same here, since that was the worst possible thing he could do. Honesty not a priority in your image of a relationship? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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