Gfted1 Posted January 5, 2010 Share Posted January 5, 2010 You know what I just learned? Canadians have bagged milk. BAGGED! How the hell do you stand up a bag of milk in your fridge? "I'm your biggest fan, Ill follow you until you love me, Papa" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pidesco Posted January 5, 2010 Share Posted January 5, 2010 There's bagged milk here, too. You use a dedicated milk jug. "My hovercraft is full of eels!" - Hungarian touristI am Dan Quayle of the Romans.I want to tattoo a map of the Netherlands on my nether lands.Heja Sverige!!Everyone should cuffawkle more.The wrench is your friend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deadly_Nightshade Posted January 5, 2010 Share Posted January 5, 2010 ....and and everyone deals with the reality created by his worshipers. I just wanted to point out one thing quick. Not "his worshipers" - just worshipers. There have been too many influential religions to say "his" as that would imply a single male monotheistic deity. "Geez. It's like we lost some sort of bet and ended up saddled with a bunch of terrible new posters on this forum." -Hurlshot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steelfiredragon Posted January 5, 2010 Share Posted January 5, 2010 the love of money is the root of all evil. its not that being rich is a sin or wrong, its the lust for more money that is wrong. be happy with what you have Strength through Mercy Head Torturor of the Cult of the Anti-gnome Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nightshape Posted January 7, 2010 Share Posted January 7, 2010 I like bagged milk. I came up with Crate 3.0 technology. Crate 4.0 - we shall just have to wait and see.Down and out on the Solomani RimNow the Spinward Marches don't look so GRIM! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Killian Kalthorne Posted January 7, 2010 Share Posted January 7, 2010 I could say a few crude things about bags of milk but the think I won't. "Your Job is not to die for your country, but set a man on fire, and take great comfort in the general hostility and unfairness of the universe." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walsingham Posted January 7, 2010 Share Posted January 7, 2010 If the milk is in a jug what happens to the missing kid on the side? "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meshugger Posted January 7, 2010 Share Posted January 7, 2010 I haven't bothered to read the thread, but didn't mr. hippiepants once say: "Render to Caesar what belongs to Caesar, and to God what belongs to God"? Thus, Christianity doesn't give a sh*t about ecomonic models, only your soul "Some men see things as they are and say why?""I dream things that never were and say why not?"- George Bernard Shaw"Hope in reality is the worst of all evils because it prolongs the torments of man."- Friedrich Nietzsche "The amount of energy necessary to refute bull**** is an order of magnitude bigger than to produce it." - Some guy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walsingham Posted January 8, 2010 Share Posted January 8, 2010 I haven't bothered to read the thread, but didn't mr. hippiepants once say: "Render to Caesar what belongs to Caesar, and to God what belongs to God"? Thus, Christianity doesn't give a sh*t about ecomonic models, only your soul Hippie? He is on record as saying simulated murder gives him a hard on and he cares nothing for any casualties on the victorious road to socialist heaven. I know hippies. My parents were hippies. Mr Meshugger, LoF is no hippie. "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meshugger Posted January 8, 2010 Share Posted January 8, 2010 I haven't bothered to read the thread, but didn't mr. hippiepants once say: "Render to Caesar what belongs to Caesar, and to God what belongs to God"? Thus, Christianity doesn't give a sh*t about ecomonic models, only your soul Hippie? He is on record as saying simulated murder gives him a hard on and he cares nothing for any casualties on the victorious road to socialist heaven. I know hippies. My parents were hippies. Mr Meshugger, LoF is no hippie. Eh, read again. I was talking about Jesus I refer him to hippiepants since he was way more liberal than most people during those days. "Some men see things as they are and say why?""I dream things that never were and say why not?"- George Bernard Shaw"Hope in reality is the worst of all evils because it prolongs the torments of man."- Friedrich Nietzsche "The amount of energy necessary to refute bull**** is an order of magnitude bigger than to produce it." - Some guy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hell Kitty Posted January 8, 2010 Share Posted January 8, 2010 (edited) I refer him to hippiepants since he was way more liberal than most people during those days. He was way more liberal than most Christians these days. Folks really need to lay off the whole old testament you'll-burn-in-hell schtick and get down with the judge not..., do unto others... program. Ol' J was all about the love. New Testament 4 Life. Edited January 8, 2010 by Hell Kitty Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gorgon Posted January 8, 2010 Share Posted January 8, 2010 ....and and everyone deals with the reality created by his worshipers. I just wanted to point out one thing quick. Not "his worshipers" - just worshipers. There have been too many influential religions to say "his" as that would imply a single male monotheistic deity. In that same post you quoted i wrote 'his(her)' explicitly to point out the lack of a common gender pronoun. Pay attention ! Na na na na na na ... greg358 from Darksouls 3 PVP is a CHEATER. That is all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pidesco Posted January 8, 2010 Share Posted January 8, 2010 I haven't bothered to read the thread, but didn't mr. hippiepants once say: "Render to Caesar what belongs to Caesar, and to God what belongs to God"? Thus, Christianity doesn't give a sh*t about ecomonic models, only your soul Hippie? He is on record as saying simulated murder gives him a hard on and he cares nothing for any casualties on the victorious road to socialist heaven. I know hippies. My parents were hippies. Mr Meshugger, LoF is no hippie. Confusing Jesus with LoF is pretty hilarious. "My hovercraft is full of eels!" - Hungarian touristI am Dan Quayle of the Romans.I want to tattoo a map of the Netherlands on my nether lands.Heja Sverige!!Everyone should cuffawkle more.The wrench is your friend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
taks Posted January 8, 2010 Share Posted January 8, 2010 old testament you'll-burn-in-hell schtick isn't the concept of "hell" a new testament thing? taks comrade taks... just because. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Humodour Posted January 8, 2010 Share Posted January 8, 2010 old testament you'll-burn-in-hell schtick isn't the concept of "hell" a new testament thing? taks No. Let's consider 'sheol': http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sheol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
taks Posted January 8, 2010 Share Posted January 8, 2010 yeah, but even that isn't the "burn in hell" connotation that appears in christianity... it seems a bit more benign that than. though i don't claim to be well schooled on that. taks comrade taks... just because. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guard Dog Posted January 8, 2010 Share Posted January 8, 2010 I refer him to hippiepants since he was way more liberal than most people during those days. He was way more liberal than most Christians these days. Folks really need to lay off the whole old testament you'll-burn-in-hell schtick and get down with the judge not..., do unto others... program. Ol' J was all about the love. New Testament 4 Life. This. "While it is true you learn with age, the down side is what you often learn is what a damn fool you were before" Thomas Sowell Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walsingham Posted January 9, 2010 Share Posted January 9, 2010 The buddhists had hells ages before that, surely? Rope-and-crushing hell was one which I remember learning about as a kid. "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Killian Kalthorne Posted January 9, 2010 Share Posted January 9, 2010 The buddhists had hells ages before that, surely? Rope-and-crushing hell was one which I remember learning about as a kid. For some people that wouldn't be a hell. "Your Job is not to die for your country, but set a man on fire, and take great comfort in the general hostility and unfairness of the universe." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walsingham Posted January 9, 2010 Share Posted January 9, 2010 The buddhists had hells ages before that, surely? Rope-and-crushing hell was one which I remember learning about as a kid. For some people that wouldn't be a hell. I actually found an online Game of Rebirth! http://www.chebucto.ns.ca/~s-slater/Dharma/05.html Freaking awesome. "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PK htiw klaw eriF Posted December 31, 2015 Share Posted December 31, 2015 Bump for awesomeness. Christianity has no basis in ties to any economic system. Islam however is explicitly incompatible with socialism due to the requirements of respecting property and as such is suited to capitalism or feudalism. Prove me wrong my property. "Akiva Goldsman and Alex Kurtzman run the 21st century version of MK ULTRA." - majestic "you're a damned filthy lying robot and you deserve to die and burn in hell." - Bartimaeus "Without individual thinking you can't notice the plot holes." - InsaneCommander "Just feed off the suffering of gamers." - Malcador "You are calling my taste crap." -Hurlshort "thankfully it seems like the creators like Hungary less this time around." - Sarex "Don't forget the wakame, dumbass" -Keyrock "Are you trolling or just being inadvertently nonsensical?' -Pidesco "we have already been forced to admit you are at least human" - uuuhhii "I refuse to buy from non-woke businesses" - HoonDing "feral camels are now considered a pest" - Gorth "Melkathi is known to be an overly critical grumpy person" - Melkathi "Oddly enough Sanderson was a lot more direct despite being a Mormon" - Zoraptor "I found it greatly disturbing to scroll through my cartoon's halfing selection of genitalias." - Wormerine "I love cheese despite the pain and carnage." - ShadySands Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kirottu Posted December 31, 2015 Share Posted December 31, 2015 On a scale of 1 to 10 how drunk are you? I, as always, am a solid 7 no matter what the question is. 1 This post is not to be enjoyed, discussed, or referenced on company time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PK htiw klaw eriF Posted December 31, 2015 Share Posted December 31, 2015 1, as in unfortunately sober. I look forward to seeing many converts to the most capitalist religion besides scientology to celebrate Bruce and Qisintas wedding. "Akiva Goldsman and Alex Kurtzman run the 21st century version of MK ULTRA." - majestic "you're a damned filthy lying robot and you deserve to die and burn in hell." - Bartimaeus "Without individual thinking you can't notice the plot holes." - InsaneCommander "Just feed off the suffering of gamers." - Malcador "You are calling my taste crap." -Hurlshort "thankfully it seems like the creators like Hungary less this time around." - Sarex "Don't forget the wakame, dumbass" -Keyrock "Are you trolling or just being inadvertently nonsensical?' -Pidesco "we have already been forced to admit you are at least human" - uuuhhii "I refuse to buy from non-woke businesses" - HoonDing "feral camels are now considered a pest" - Gorth "Melkathi is known to be an overly critical grumpy person" - Melkathi "Oddly enough Sanderson was a lot more direct despite being a Mormon" - Zoraptor "I found it greatly disturbing to scroll through my cartoon's halfing selection of genitalias." - Wormerine "I love cheese despite the pain and carnage." - ShadySands Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kirottu Posted December 31, 2015 Share Posted December 31, 2015 I'm more interested in their offspring. Qistina is a metal fan so she can't be all bad, and Bruce is a human male. So together they would make Nickelback 2? This post is not to be enjoyed, discussed, or referenced on company time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PK htiw klaw eriF Posted January 1, 2016 Share Posted January 1, 2016 (edited) Given Bruce's desire for a large coalition of neoliberal republics(so long as they vote right, if not a new leadership is put on charge) and Qisinta's dogmatic Islamic beliefs, their children will install a series of Islamic Capitalist Republics in Europe and band them together as Islamic Capitalist European Democratic-Territories or ICED-T. Through ICED-T hey will slowly spread throughout the world creating a Caliphate known as Confederate of the Original Brotherhood Republics of Allah or COBRA. Edited January 1, 2016 by KaineParker 5 "Akiva Goldsman and Alex Kurtzman run the 21st century version of MK ULTRA." - majestic "you're a damned filthy lying robot and you deserve to die and burn in hell." - Bartimaeus "Without individual thinking you can't notice the plot holes." - InsaneCommander "Just feed off the suffering of gamers." - Malcador "You are calling my taste crap." -Hurlshort "thankfully it seems like the creators like Hungary less this time around." - Sarex "Don't forget the wakame, dumbass" -Keyrock "Are you trolling or just being inadvertently nonsensical?' -Pidesco "we have already been forced to admit you are at least human" - uuuhhii "I refuse to buy from non-woke businesses" - HoonDing "feral camels are now considered a pest" - Gorth "Melkathi is known to be an overly critical grumpy person" - Melkathi "Oddly enough Sanderson was a lot more direct despite being a Mormon" - Zoraptor "I found it greatly disturbing to scroll through my cartoon's halfing selection of genitalias." - Wormerine "I love cheese despite the pain and carnage." - ShadySands Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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