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http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/8369674.stm

 

I'm stunned. Have we really not advanced as a species beyond the point where people will be rendered down like whales?

"It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

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OMG IT'S MADE OUT OF PEOPLE!!!!

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Yeah. You haven't seen Fight Club?

 

Anyway, I think it's kinda funny that the same people that shell out the big bucks for that crap are in many cases dying to lose a few pounds of lard.

 

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Yes I have seen Fight Club.

"It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

             -Elwood Blues

 

tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.

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"Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade - make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons. Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons. I'm going to to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!"

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It's just the tears? Aw jeez. I've been going around with an infant strapped across my temples.

"It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

             -Elwood Blues

 

tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.

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I misread that as "half an infant strapped to my temples" and when I realized that's not what it said I was disappointed. o:)

 

A paraplegic infant on top of my head like an outrageous post-apocalyptic hat.

"It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

             -Elwood Blues

 

tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.

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Lol @ thread.

 

I'm with Taks though.

In 7th grade, I teach the students how Chuck Norris took down the Roman Empire, so it is good that you are starting early on this curriculum.

 

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http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/8369674.stm

 

I'm stunned. Have we really not advanced as a species beyond the point where people will be rendered down like whales?

 

Ah, an inhuman money-making scheme. Sign of the economical times maybe?

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Looks like it may all be a fabrication: http://news.yahoo.com/s/time/20091201/wl_time/08599194353900

 

After reading that article I'm inclined to agree. Good find.

"It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

             -Elwood Blues

 

tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.

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