Walsingham Posted April 30, 2009 Share Posted April 30, 2009 After my recent failure in Sweden - caused in no small part by my being a tubby **** - I had been pondering a solution to the age old question of how to chat someone up. I say this being no stranger to the bold approach of just walking up and saying "I don't want to be creepy, but unless i ask for you if we can go for a drink then I'm going to be kicking myself all evening". But in the Uk and other reserved countries this is often counter-productive. It then occurred to me that one way to bridge a gap is to be having a fascinating and humourous discussion about something next to the lady's group of friends. If it was sufficiently funny, mysterious, or engaging then one of them might well interject. It would also serve as a good way of making you look good. So, gentlemen, and ladies, the problem I put before us is to compose THE GREATEST CONVERSATION IN THE WORLD, EVER "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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