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Yahtzee reviews

Darque
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My diversion in the PST thread worked!

 

You're getting slow, old man.

Don't worry, I'm sure there will be a day when I'm too sick/drunk/internetless to post and you can have your time in the limelight :shifty:

 

As for the review, it's ok, I wish he had demolished Batman's character a bit more, because there's enough material there for 10 ZPs.

 

Ugh comic superheroes...

V and every single one of the Watchmen.

"Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade - make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons. Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons. I'm going to to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!"

'Watchmen'-reference, yay!

"Some men see things as they are and say why?"
"I dream things that never were and say why not?"
- George Bernard Shaw

"Hope in reality is the worst of all evils because it prolongs the torments of man."
- Friedrich Nietzsche

 

"The amount of energy necessary to refute bull**** is an order of magnitude bigger than to produce it."

- Some guy 

I'm just not a big comic fan, no need to turn this into a comic discussion.

So, how does one ask Batman

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Dial 912.

"Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade - make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons. Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons. I'm going to to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!"

Nobody ever thinks of using the phone.

"Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade - make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons. Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons. I'm going to to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!"

Nobody ever thinks of using the phone.

 

They had the Bat-phone in the tv series...

 

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Edited by Purkake

I just re-watched the Too Human review and it was really funny.

if there's trouble during the day batman sends robin out to handle it.

 

batman needs his sleep or he gets cranky


Killing is kind of like playin' a basketball game. I am there. and the other player is there. and it's just the two of us. and I put the other player's body in my van. and I am the winner. - Nice Pete.

if there's trouble during the day batman sends robin out to handle it.

 

batman needs his sleep or he gets cranky

 

He's always cranky. I wouldn't want to see a sleep deprived Batman.

:o I totally forgot.

 

But so did Oner... :)

 

EDIT: That was pretty good.

Edited by Purkake

 

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No it's not.

Don't make me whack you with my Ugly stick made of pure stupid and then throw you into the ugly tree making sure you hit every branch on the way down.

Victor of the 5 year fan fic competition!

 

Kevin Butler will awesome your face off.

ZP pretty much the only thing worth a damn on the whole Escapist site.

Hell no. I like Shamus Young but Stolen Pixels isn't funny at all.

 

EDIT: Unskippable is good.

Edited by WILL THE ALMIGHTY

"Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade - make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons. Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons. I'm going to to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!"

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