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Since new questions about crates has arisen.

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GASP

 

Does this mean that crates have been confirmed?

"Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade - make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons. Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons. I'm going to to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!"

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GASP

 

Does this mean that crates have been confirmed?

 

Is that guy using an XM8?

 

I thought those were canceled.

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GASP

 

Does this mean that crates have been confirmed?

 

Is that guy using an XM8?

 

I thought those were canceled.

 

Actually, the XM8 was not canceled. It just wasn't accepted by the U.S. Military. Its still being produced for European militaries.

Let's put a smile on that face!

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I'm not new, but I'm Joseph and I make the crates talk to each other.

 

Can we have romantic relations with the crates?

 

I am afraid crate-speak is too advanced for us human beings to comprehend. Also, petition for gay crate sex!

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Except those pink crates. Those are of an inferior race.

"Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade - make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons. Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons. I'm going to to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!"

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The companion cube is no crate.

"Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade - make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons. Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons. I'm going to to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!"

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Plus the guns in the game are all fictional anyway.

 

The guns are real but their names are not.

 

Their appearances may be based on real life guns, but they aren't necessarily meant to represent those same guns.

They are. It's just a sneaky way to avoid paying gun manufacturers any royalties.

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