WILL THE ALMIGHTY Posted January 2, 2008 Share Posted January 2, 2008 Happy new year and congratulations on surviving level 2007. Build some nuclear bunkers fast, or you won't stand a chance on level 2012. "Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade - make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons. Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons. I'm going to to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Humodour Posted January 2, 2008 Share Posted January 2, 2008 I thought it was level 2020 that happened? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Architect Posted January 2, 2008 Share Posted January 2, 2008 You thought wrong. You heard the man, Tale - start building those nuclear bunkers, now. DO IT! Well, I pwned lvl 2007!1!1! Br1ng 0n lvl 2008 plz!~1! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tale Posted January 2, 2008 Share Posted January 2, 2008 No, it happened back in '99. Welcome to the afterlife. "Show me a man who "plays fair" and I'll show you a very talented cheater." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fionavar Posted January 2, 2008 Share Posted January 2, 2008 Happy new year and congratulations on surviving level 2007. Build some nuclear bunkers fast, or you won't stand a chance on level 2012. I assume we are referencing the Mayan 2012 issue? Last time I tried to opt into an end of world prediction, I got detention for skipping classes on the Roost The universe is change; your life is what our thoughts make it - Marcus Aurelius (161) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Atreides Posted January 2, 2008 Share Posted January 2, 2008 Yay! Spreading beauty with my katana. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark_Raven Posted January 2, 2008 Share Posted January 2, 2008 Happy new year and congratulations on surviving level 2007. Build some nuclear bunkers fast, or you won't stand a chance on level 2012. I assume we are referencing the Mayan 2012 issue? Last time I tried to opt into an end of world prediction, I got detention for skipping classes on the Roost Its the end of the world as we know it. Hades was the life of the party. RIP You'll be missed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Humodour Posted January 2, 2008 Share Posted January 2, 2008 And I feel fine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Humodour Posted January 2, 2008 Share Posted January 2, 2008 Happy new year and congratulations on surviving level 2007. Build some nuclear bunkers fast, or you won't stand a chance on level 2012. I assume we are referencing the Mayan 2012 issue? Last time I tried to opt into an end of world prediction, I got detention for skipping classes on the Roost I thought it was a reference to peak oil. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveThaiBinh Posted January 2, 2008 Share Posted January 2, 2008 Its the end of the world as we know it. Every moment is the end of the world as we know it. "An electric puddle is not what I need right now." (Nina Kalenkov) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark_Raven Posted January 2, 2008 Share Posted January 2, 2008 If it was only true. Hades was the life of the party. RIP You'll be missed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WILL THE ALMIGHTY Posted January 2, 2008 Author Share Posted January 2, 2008 What I really want to know is wether we'll die from the zombie invasion, the metor, the disease, the aliens or the nuke rush? "Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade - make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons. Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons. I'm going to to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gfted1 Posted January 2, 2008 Share Posted January 2, 2008 What I really want to know is wether we'll die from the zombie invasion, the metor, the disease, the aliens or the nuke rush? The aliens will force a meteor into our orbit that will spread the diease that turns everyone into zombies. Then a nuke goes off. "I'm your biggest fan, Ill follow you until you love me, Papa" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoma Posted January 3, 2008 Share Posted January 3, 2008 Or maybe certain dormant genes of the human species suddenly awaken and everyone turns into psykers overnight! Evolution baby. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark_Raven Posted January 3, 2008 Share Posted January 3, 2008 Nukes Hades was the life of the party. RIP You'll be missed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arkan Posted January 3, 2008 Share Posted January 3, 2008 Or maybe certain dormant genes of the human species suddenly awaken and everyone turns into psykers overnight! Evolution baby. I'd rather have other mutant powers. "Of course the people don't want war. But after all, it's the leaders of the country who determine the policy, and it's always a simple matter to drag the people along whether it's a democracy, a fascist dictatorship, or a parliament, or a communist dictatorship. Voice or no voice, the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked, and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism, and exposing the country to greater danger." - Herman Goering at the Nuremberg trials "I have also been slowly coming to the realisation that knowledge and happiness are not necessarily coincident, and quite often mutually exclusive" - meta Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WILL THE ALMIGHTY Posted January 3, 2008 Author Share Posted January 3, 2008 (edited) What I really want to know is wether we'll die from the zombie invasion, the metor, the disease, the aliens or the nuke rush? The aliens will force a meteor into our orbit that will spread the diease that turns everyone into zombies. Then a nuke goes off. Nah, you got it all wrong. The aliens will use a nuke to redirect a diseased asteroid towards Earth, splitting it into lots of debris so the disease that turns people into mindless zombies spreads faster. Either that or the Reapers come back. That would be cool. I'd rather have other mutant powers. But what if you get a third arm? You'll be useless compared to the guy who gets heat-vision. In my case, I'm wishing for meat-vision *sprays sausages out of his eyes* Edited January 3, 2008 by WILL THE ALMIGHTY "Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade - make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons. Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons. I'm going to to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Humodour Posted January 3, 2008 Share Posted January 3, 2008 I feel it's probably an appropriate time to post this: http://www.endofworld.net/ Also, here's something that's actually a frighteningly real prediction of what will probably happen in 2012 (less of a doomdsay prediction and more of an "we're royally screwed" prediction - well worth the read): http://www.circlesoflight.com/reality-crea.../world-end.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gorth Posted January 3, 2008 Share Posted January 3, 2008 Or maybe certain dormant genes of the human species suddenly awaken and everyone turns into psykers overnight! Evolution baby. I'd rather have other mutant powers. Nothing the Inquisition can't handle “He who joyfully marches to music in rank and file has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would surely suffice.” - Albert Einstein Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark_Raven Posted January 3, 2008 Share Posted January 3, 2008 Or maybe certain dormant genes of the human species suddenly awaken and everyone turns into psykers overnight! Evolution baby. I'd rather have other mutant powers. Nothing the Inquisition can't handle Ban0r!z3d Hades was the life of the party. RIP You'll be missed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bokishi Posted January 3, 2008 Share Posted January 3, 2008 I feel it's probably an appropriate time to post this: http://www.endofworld.net/ Also, here's something that's actually a frighteningly real prediction of what will probably happen in 2012 (less of a doomdsay prediction and more of an "we're royally screwed" prediction - well worth the read): http://www.circlesoflight.com/reality-crea.../world-end.html Those are soo old. happy N Y Current 3DMark Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fionavar Posted January 3, 2008 Share Posted January 3, 2008 You do realise that nothing happens without the FSM's approval, right? The universe is change; your life is what our thoughts make it - Marcus Aurelius (161) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Humodour Posted January 3, 2008 Share Posted January 3, 2008 (edited) You do realise that nothing happens without the FSM's approval, right? The FSM existed but it was merely a prophet for the IPU (bbhhh). Edited January 3, 2008 by Krezack Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walsingham Posted January 3, 2008 Share Posted January 3, 2008 What I really want to know is wether we'll die from the zombie invasion, the metor, the disease, the aliens or the nuke rush? The aliens will force a meteor into our orbit that will spread the diease that turns everyone into zombies. Then a nuke goes off. Can everyone go blind due o the meteor as well? I like my armageddons oldskool. "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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