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Smith met with producer Jon Peters and told him the basic ideas he had in mind. Smith asked Peters who he saw playing Superman. Peters said that Sean Penn would be his choice because,
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You should see the whole interview with Kevin Smith. He wants the spiders because "they're the fiercest killers in the insect kingdom", and he later wants polar bears because "they're the fiercest killers in the animal kingdom". THEN he sees the next movie by that movie producer. Wild Wild West. And there's the giant ****ing spider.

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You should see the whole interview with Kevin Smith. He wants the spiders because "they're the fiercest killers in the insect kingdom", and he later wants polar bears because "they're the fiercest killers in the animal kingdom". THEN he sees the next movie by that movie producer. Wild Wild West. And there's the giant ****ing spider.

 

Oh yes. That was freaking hilarious. :thumbsup:

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I think they should have Batman, but, like in a casual cream coloured linen suit because audiences don't like depressing characters.

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They should have called him Liftman instead.

Seriously, all he does in the entire movie is lift stuff (planes, space shuttles, islands, big daily planet ball thing, etc...). Doesn't even punch Luthor.

 

It was boring. Giant ****ing spiders are not. Therefore the next movie will be better. :lol:

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I think they kinda salvaged the Batman franchise with whatshisface from American Psycho. Best film of the series, not that thats saying a lot, but still.

 

Whats missing from the superman script is nunchos, with the superman logo on them, he should have a fast talking black sidekick as well. I'm thinking 60 cent. Theres gotta be a rapper.

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Best Batman movie is the first Tim Burton one. Hands down. BB was good; but vastly overrated espicially acting/story wise.

 

Superman Retruns was okay. It would have been much better with a giant spider, though. Giant spiders are cool. Why do you think movies like Arachnophobia, and Eight Legged Freaks are so popular? Giant spiders.

 

 

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Why do you think movies like Arachnophobia, and Eight Legged Freaks are so popular? Giant spiders.

Scarlet Johansson? :huh:

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Best Batman movie is the first Tim Burton one. Hands down. BB was good; but vastly overrated espicially acting/story wise.

 

Superman Retruns was okay. It would have been much better with a giant spider, though. Giant spiders are cool. Why do you think movies like Arachnophobia, and Eight Legged Freaks are so popular? Giant spiders.

 

 

That's why!

The best Batman movies are the Tim Burton ones not just the first. Burton rules.

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Batman Begins was sweet.

 

Though I remember the older ones from (1990 something) being nice as well.

 

On the other hand though, Superman movies always sucked.

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Batmna Begins is definetely the best.

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I agree. Batman Begins was easily the best.

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Batman Begins was, without a doubt, the best. BUT, after seeing the new Batman trailer, I can foresee the new sequel surpassing it in awesomeness.

 

How uber cool was terrorist "evil clown" Joker? He had that scary-insane-visceral quality that the Scarecrow had (in BB) but which was dubiously lacking in the earlier Campman movies.

 

PS: evil clowns > all.

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Yeah, Ledger Joker should be sweet.

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Are you some sort of movie executive?

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They should have called him Liftman instead.

Seriously, all he does in the entire movie is lift stuff (planes, space shuttles, islands, big daily planet ball thing, etc...). Doesn't even punch Luthor.

 

Wow, I haven't heard that joke before!

 

It's like that joke where they call the Green Goblin the Green Ranger. It's hilarious every time!

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