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I have yet come across any rats in ME. That game needs rats.

Murphy's Law of Computer Gaming: The listed minimum specifications written on the box by the publisher are not the minimum specifications of the game set by the developer.

 

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Walsingham- "Sand - always rushing around, stirring up apathy."

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Fallout your first encounter was to kill rats. Yeah! Fallout 2 had big ugly rats to kill. FoT rats are surprisingly absent. :aiee:

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Hades was the life of the party. RIP You'll be missed.

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Which was one of the lamest single moments in Fallout, luckily it doesn't last long or is hard :D

 

I mean, throwing new PC in cave full of RATS. Now that's a cliche :D

How can it be a no ob build. It has PROVEN effective. I dare you to show your builds and I will tear you apart in an arugment about how these builds will won them.

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It was quite beneath me actually. My character was too cool to kick around stupid rats. They annoyed me when they went hostile. Like damn you, I'm trying to leave this stupid cave ASAP!

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Hades was the life of the party. RIP You'll be missed.

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ME takes it to a new level....Space Monkeys!

Space Quest V has Space Monkeys. They were cute, even when they were blowing up a space station. :aiee:

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In addition to the RATS, we play RPGs for teh SEXz0rz!1 All teh best RPGs allow your character to get good non-combat use out of his/her weapons. :)

 

And some of the better ones (V:BL, ME) also allow you to get a lap dance too! Except if you're ugly. Then you gotta pay.

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It was quite beneath me actually. My character was too cool to kick around stupid rats. They annoyed me when they went hostile. Like damn you, I'm trying to leave this stupid cave ASAP!

 

They probably weren't union rats. Unionised rats would've had a negotiator you could've talked to.

"It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

             -Elwood Blues

 

tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.

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Dear god, no

How can it be a no ob build. It has PROVEN effective. I dare you to show your builds and I will tear you apart in an arugment about how these builds will won them.

- OverPowered Godzilla (OPG)

 

 

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Squaresoft would be perfect for it, seeing as how their characters never talk, either.

 

?

 

I'm fairly sure that there's plenty of talking in Square-Enix games...

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I think there's quite a bit of oddness in that comment. Many Square characters talk. The characters in Halo talk.

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"Show me a man who "plays fair" and I'll show you a very talented cheater."
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Well, they talk but generally don't say anything worth hearing.

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I am Dan Quayle of the Romans.
I want to tattoo a map of the Netherlands on my nether lands.
Heja Sverige!!
Everyone should cuffawkle more.
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Posted
Well, they talk but generally don't say anything worth hearing.

Pot, meet kettle.

"Show me a man who "plays fair" and I'll show you a very talented cheater."
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As bad as Bioware's writing can be, Square's writing makes it sound like Dostoevsky. It might be the translation's fault, of course.

 

 

 

Yeah, like you don't worship everything I write, Tale.

"My hovercraft is full of eels!" - Hungarian tourist
I am Dan Quayle of the Romans.
I want to tattoo a map of the Netherlands on my nether lands.
Heja Sverige!!
Everyone should cuffawkle more.
The wrench is your friend. :bat:

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Sorry guys, I meant their main characters. They just exist to say:

 

-Yes!

-What? No! NOOOO!

-Okay.

-Plot Item/Character/Place X? What/Who/Where is it?

-Really?

-Listen guys, this isn't about any of that. It's about love. It's about pure, red, sweet, passionate, country-crossing, tights-bursting, juicy love, like chocolate with almonds inside. We're doing this because of the chocolate. I mean love. We're going to beat the final boss, ride the deus ex machina out of that ridiculously deep and treacherous dungeon filled with the entire Crustacean populace, and then we're going to watch a long, long, FMV. Now let's mosey!

 

The best rats, by the way, exist in the form of a certain BG1 prelude journal entry.

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