Hurlshort Posted July 23, 2008 Share Posted July 23, 2008 Age of Conan That was surprisingly not as negative as I expected. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sand Posted July 23, 2008 Share Posted July 23, 2008 Its hard to be too negative about a game that lets you play a naked chick that lets you summon hordes of undead to beat on people. Murphy's Law of Computer Gaming: The listed minimum specifications written on the box by the publisher are not the minimum specifications of the game set by the developer. @\NightandtheShape/@ - "Because you're a bizzare strange deranged human?" Walsingham- "Sand - always rushing around, stirring up apathy." Joseph Bulock - "Another headache, courtesy of Sand" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deadly_Nightshade Posted July 24, 2008 Share Posted July 24, 2008 You could do that in Oblivion, and that game did not require a monthly fee to play it. In fact, that was also doable in both Neverwinter Nights I and II - although all three of the aforementioned games did encourage you to wear something when not playing a monk. "Geez. It's like we lost some sort of bet and ended up saddled with a bunch of terrible new posters on this forum." -Hurlshot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pop Posted July 31, 2008 Author Share Posted July 31, 2008 E3 trailer roundup, seems to ignore non-sequels shown. Join me, and we shall make Production Beards a reality! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moatilliatta Posted July 31, 2008 Share Posted July 31, 2008 He mentions mirrors edge in one of those text-only jokes at the end, but yeah. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pop Posted August 6, 2008 Author Share Posted August 6, 2008 Ninja Gaiden II Join me, and we shall make Production Beards a reality! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tigranes Posted August 7, 2008 Share Posted August 7, 2008 Oddly, everything from escapistmagazine.com has been getting instant page load errors for a good while now. It's just my computer, but ah well. Let's Play: Icewind Dale Ironman (Complete) Let's Play: Icewind Dale II Ironman (Complete) Let's Play: Divinity II (Complete) Let's Play: Baldur's Gate Trilogy Ironman - BG1 (Complete) Let's Play: Baldur's Gate Trilogy Ironman - BG2 (In Progress) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Istima Loke Posted August 13, 2008 Share Posted August 13, 2008 Zero Punctuation and Yahtzee's admiration of the Prince of Persia series I think therefore I am? Could be! Or is it really someone else Who only thinks he's me? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WILL THE ALMIGHTY Posted August 13, 2008 Share Posted August 13, 2008 Yawn. "Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade - make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons. Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons. I'm going to to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walsingham Posted August 16, 2008 Share Posted August 16, 2008 I though that was a good one. It's about time someone started suggesting how games can be good. Otherwise how will the poor simps ever make good games? "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deadly_Nightshade Posted August 27, 2008 Share Posted August 27, 2008 Braid "Geez. It's like we lost some sort of bet and ended up saddled with a bunch of terrible new posters on this forum." -Hurlshot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WILL THE ALMIGHTY Posted August 27, 2008 Share Posted August 27, 2008 Hilarious. But now I know Yahtzee hates me. "Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade - make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons. Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons. I'm going to to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moatilliatta Posted August 28, 2008 Share Posted August 28, 2008 That was actually quite good and covered just about all parts of the game. I do think he missed the part about the story being more of a carrier which uses metaphors to explain a general idea and not so much a geek out on forums to show your mastery at cracking references tory. But now I know Yahtzee hates me. We all do if you haven't bought Braid yet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nick_i_am Posted August 28, 2008 Share Posted August 28, 2008 (edited) I don't, that game is a pile of Hades. Edited August 28, 2008 by Nick_i_am (Approved by Fio, so feel free to use it) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moatilliatta Posted August 28, 2008 Share Posted August 28, 2008 Let me guess you we're stumped by the first puzzle? Or was it the lack of co-op multiplayer? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nick_i_am Posted August 28, 2008 Share Posted August 28, 2008 coming next spring; Braid 2: CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING IN MY SKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN! (Approved by Fio, so feel free to use it) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moatilliatta Posted September 3, 2008 Share Posted September 3, 2008 Eve online. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meshugger Posted September 3, 2008 Share Posted September 3, 2008 Gotta love the ending-comment. "Some men see things as they are and say why?""I dream things that never were and say why not?"- George Bernard Shaw"Hope in reality is the worst of all evils because it prolongs the torments of man."- Friedrich Nietzsche "The amount of energy necessary to refute bull**** is an order of magnitude bigger than to produce it." - Some guy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deadly_Nightshade Posted September 10, 2008 Share Posted September 10, 2008 Too Human "Geez. It's like we lost some sort of bet and ended up saddled with a bunch of terrible new posters on this forum." -Hurlshot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Killian Kalthorne Posted September 10, 2008 Share Posted September 10, 2008 Something tells me he wasn't to fond of Too Human. "Baldur's Gait?" "Your Job is not to die for your country, but set a man on fire, and take great comfort in the general hostility and unfairness of the universe." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gorgon Posted September 10, 2008 Share Posted September 10, 2008 (edited) Why do unskipable sequences still exist, and why are they so prevalent. It is the cardinal sin of game design. It's right up there with the secrets of the pyramids and the success of marmite. Edited September 10, 2008 by Gorgon Na na na na na na ... greg358 from Darksouls 3 PVP is a CHEATER. That is all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moatilliatta Posted September 10, 2008 Share Posted September 10, 2008 Why do unskipable sequences still exist, and why are they so prevalent. It is the cardinal sin of game design. There is a universial law that says that all game desginers must have their heads up their asses one fifth of all time. Otherwise games could be too awesome and they would destroy the universe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walsingham Posted September 10, 2008 Share Posted September 10, 2008 Why do unskipable sequences still exist, and why are they so prevalent. It is the cardinal sin of game design. There is a universial law that says that all game desginers must have their heads up their asses one fifth of all time. Otherwise games could be too awesome and they would destroy the universe. Man has a point. If they were flawless we would never stop playing them. Oh, wait. "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meshugger Posted September 10, 2008 Share Posted September 10, 2008 Unskippable death-sequences? Right control-stick NOT handling the camera? Oh dear.... "Some men see things as they are and say why?""I dream things that never were and say why not?"- George Bernard Shaw"Hope in reality is the worst of all evils because it prolongs the torments of man."- Friedrich Nietzsche "The amount of energy necessary to refute bull**** is an order of magnitude bigger than to produce it." - Some guy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WILL THE ALMIGHTY Posted September 10, 2008 Share Posted September 10, 2008 Unskippable death-sequences? Right control-stick NOT handling the camera? Oh dear.... Auto-targeting in a shooter/RPG/beat'em up hybrid? That just sounds so wrong. "Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade - make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons. Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons. I'm going to to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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