Jump to content
View in the app

A better way to browse. Learn more.

Obsidian Forum Community

A full-screen app on your home screen with push notifications, badges and more.

To install this app on iOS and iPadOS
  1. Tap the Share icon in Safari
  2. Scroll the menu and tap Add to Home Screen.
  3. Tap Add in the top-right corner.
To install this app on Android
  1. Tap the 3-dot menu (⋮) in the top-right corner of the browser.
  2. Tap Add to Home screen or Install app.
  3. Confirm by tapping Install.

BREAKING NEWS: Iranian Ex-Presidential Sex Scandal

Featured Replies

http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20070621/wl_mi...al_070621113827

 

Iran's former reformist president Mohammad Khatami on Thursday vehemently denied breaking Islamic rules by shaking hands with women on a trip to Italy, amid growing condemnation from conservatives.

 

"Khatami officially denied that he had shook hands with any woman and the film circulating is not based on reality," said a statement from his office reported by the ISNA news agency and Ham Mihan newspaper.

 

WARNING: This is NOT for the faint of heart. Sensible forum-goes need not apply. Click ONLY if you actively agree to see former Iranian president SHAKING HANDS with female women.

http://fr.youtube.com/watch?v=BY0bnbcly0A

 

Source: The Codex

Hadescopy.jpg

(Approved by Fio, so feel free to use it)

Shocking.

OBSCVRVM PER OBSCVRIVS ET IGNOTVM PER IGNOTIVS

ingsoc.gif

OPVS ARTIFICEM PROBAT

NSFW!

 

 

(Well, in some countries)

"Some men see things as they are and say why?"
"I dream things that never were and say why not?"
- George Bernard Shaw

"Hope in reality is the worst of all evils because it prolongs the torments of man."
- Friedrich Nietzsche

 

"The amount of energy necessary to refute bull**** is an order of magnitude bigger than to produce it."

- Some guy 

Well c'mon. Can you really blame him? He's got hot Italian babes in tight striped shirts just offering their hands to him like candy. I would have shaken that honey's hand like a maraca.

Scandalous!

DEADSIGS.jpg

RIP

askfapsdofmasd[poas=.....................Scandalous Sacrastic Statement: This is so ****ing shocking.

 

 

 

 

*blows up*

 

 

 

And here I thought I was quite conservative...............

If the critics truly do have the Koran in mind when criticisng the fellow, and their doctrines do rule out this particular activity, then there's nothing wrong with that and the man deserves the criticism. I rather suspect this is not really the case, though.

Clearly, Khatami is a depraved man.

"My hovercraft is full of eels!" - Hungarian tourist
I am Dan Quayle of the Romans.
I want to tattoo a map of the Netherlands on my nether lands.
Heja Sverige!!
Everyone should cuffawkle more.
The wrench is your friend. :bat:

see former Iranian president SHAKING HANDS with female women.

 

As opposed to what? Male women? Female men?

As opposed to a male man.

Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!
http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdanger

One billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there.

Is just part of the ongoing Ahmedinejad theme of keeping the moderates in check.

"It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

             -Elwood Blues

 

tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.

What's the punishment for this?

"Show me a man who "plays fair" and I'll show you a very talented cheater."

Radical

"Show me a man who "plays fair" and I'll show you a very talented cheater."

I use it enough.

Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!
http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdanger

One billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there.

This is what you get for teaching thirld-world countries about the dangers of cooties.

DISCLAIMER: Do not take what I write seriously unless it is clearly and in no uncertain terms, declared by me to be meant in a serious and non-humoristic manner. If there is no clear indication, asume the post is written in jest. This notification is meant very seriously and its purpouse is to avoid misunderstandings and the consequences thereof. Furthermore; I can not be held accountable for anything I write on these forums since the idea of taking serious responsability for my unserious actions, is an oxymoron in itself.

 

Important: as the following sentence contains many naughty words I warn you not to read it under any circumstances; botty, knickers, wee, erogenous zone, psychiatrist, clitoris, stockings, bosom, poetry reading, dentist, fellatio and the department of agriculture.

 

"I suppose outright stupidity and complete lack of taste could also be considered points of view. "

lol

Retreat, Hell! We're just fighting in another direction!" - General O.P. Smith (North Korea 1950)

"All warfare is based on deception." - Sun Tzu

"The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his." - George S. Patton, Jr.

What's the punishment for this?

I think it's clearly stated that whichever hand that has committed the sin must be chopped off.

What's the punishment for this?

 

The sinner's sister is stoned to death, and Italy must be suicide bombed for the temptation.

Edited by Aram

Religious extremists are annoying.

Murphy's Law of Computer Gaming: The listed minimum specifications written on the box by the publisher are not the minimum specifications of the game set by the developer.

 

@\NightandtheShape/@ - "Because you're a bizzare strange deranged human?"

Walsingham- "Sand - always rushing around, stirring up apathy."

Joseph Bulock - "Another headache, courtesy of Sand"

http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20070621/wl_mi...al_070621113827

 

Iran's former reformist president Mohammad Khatami on Thursday vehemently denied breaking Islamic rules by shaking hands with women on a trip to Italy, amid growing condemnation from conservatives.

 

"Khatami officially denied that he had shook hands with any woman and the film circulating is not based on reality," said a statement from his office reported by the ISNA news agency and Ham Mihan newspaper.

 

WARNING: This is NOT for the faint of heart. Sensible forum-goes need not apply. Click ONLY if you actively agree to see former Iranian president SHAKING HANDS with female women.

http://fr.youtube.com/watch?v=BY0bnbcly0A

 

Source: The Codex

Llyranor, stop encouraging Iranian right hand time!

 

--

 

What's the punishment for this?

This is serious stuff, man. It's a

punishable offense.
manthing2.jpg

I think he meant to smack her but the woman had faster reflexes and blocked it by a hand shake.

Always outnumbered, never out gunned!

Unreal Tournament 2004 Handle:Enlight_2.0

Myspace Website!

My rig

big deal

Strength through Mercy

Head Torturor of the Cult of the Anti-gnome

I wonder what the punishment would be for slapping a woman's ass. Alah himself comming out of the sky shooting lightning bolts out of his eyes ?

Edited by Gorgon

Na na  na na  na na  ...

greg358 from Darksouls 3 PVP is a CHEATER.

That is all.

 

Create an account or sign in to comment

Configure browser push notifications

Chrome (Android)
  1. Tap the lock icon next to the address bar.
  2. Tap Permissions → Notifications.
  3. Adjust your preference.
Chrome (Desktop)
  1. Click the padlock icon in the address bar.
  2. Select Site settings.
  3. Find Notifications and adjust your preference.