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So, uh, I'm Schizoid


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I would probably be diagnosed with this if it ever came up with my shrink... but then I've probably got a laundry list of disorders and Complex's stuck in my head that makes the rolls of the dead from both world wars and the Korean dust up look like light reading.

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Going back to what Llyranor said, why did you go see a shrink in the first place? I mean, you've got the best doctors right here, and we don't even charge!

 

Now, sit down and tell me about your childhood.

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Basically, it's a personality disorder that means you have little to no interest in/indifference towards; other people, doing activies, society, moral issues. Also, it means you prefer being solitary and have trouble showing emotion, and basically would rather fantasize than pay attention to the real world.

Hey, that was me a few years back. :huh:

 

 

So like, what does someone do about this?

Meeting social friends and good-looking girls worked for me. I never cared much for the outside world, until the outside world started caring for me. Sort of a mutual respect thing. Once you're stuck in it, it's real hard getting out. Not to mention kinda useless as well.

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At least I now know why you don't like Krakow. :)

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Attention Deficit & Diseased?

:)

 

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Basically, it's a personality disorder that means you have little to no interest in/indifference towards; other people, doing activies, society, moral issues. Also, it means you prefer being solitary and have trouble showing emotion, and basically would rather fantasize than pay attention to the real world.

 

So... you're a teenager?

 

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