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So, uh, I'm Schizoid

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You are really new at this forum thing, right?

 

Ok, I won't tell him.

 

Shh...

So...what alignment is your other personality?

 

 

 

 

 

Yes, I'm aware it's not schitzophrenia.

What can we and I do for you?

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Hades was the life of the party. RIP You'll be missed.

The question is why you saw a psychiatrist in the first place.

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I would probably be diagnosed with this if it ever came up with my shrink... but then I've probably got a laundry list of disorders and Complex's stuck in my head that makes the rolls of the dead from both world wars and the Korean dust up look like light reading.

Victor of the 5 year fan fic competition!

 

Kevin Butler will awesome your face off.

My sister just started studying psychology, i'm really worried what she might come up with when she starts analysing the family.

Na na  na na  na na  ...

greg358 from Darksouls 3 PVP is a CHEATER.

That is all.

 

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So...what alignment is your other personality?

 

This is the best joke in tis thread.

 

Anyway, I had a good night's sleep and I pretty much woke up feeling... exactly the same as every other day. So, meh, I guess.

Going back to what Llyranor said, why did you go see a shrink in the first place? I mean, you've got the best doctors right here, and we don't even charge!

 

Now, sit down and tell me about your childhood.

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I was seeing a shrink because I had a chemical imbalance a while back which caused depression.

 

Depression is stupid!

Basically, it's a personality disorder that means you have little to no interest in/indifference towards; other people, doing activies, society, moral issues. Also, it means you prefer being solitary and have trouble showing emotion, and basically would rather fantasize than pay attention to the real world.

Hey, that was me a few years back. :huh:

 

 

So like, what does someone do about this?

Meeting social friends and good-looking girls worked for me. I never cared much for the outside world, until the outside world started caring for me. Sort of a mutual respect thing. Once you're stuck in it, it's real hard getting out. Not to mention kinda useless as well.

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Evryone got some sort of disorder right? I've got ADHD.

Nope, I'm perfectly normal.

*twitch* twitch*

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"I suppose outright stupidity and complete lack of taste could also be considered points of view. "

At least I now know why you don't like Krakow. :)

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AD&D?

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Hades was the life of the party. RIP You'll be missed.

 

Attention Deficit & Diseased?

"It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

             -Elwood Blues

 

tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.

 

Attention Deficit & Diseased?

:)

 

Advanced Dangly & Droopy

"It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

             -Elwood Blues

 

tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.

Basically, it's a personality disorder that means you have little to no interest in/indifference towards; other people, doing activies, society, moral issues. Also, it means you prefer being solitary and have trouble showing emotion, and basically would rather fantasize than pay attention to the real world.

 

So... you're a teenager?

 

:)

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Sounds like frontal lobe cancer.

so, you're a druid then, TrueNeutral?

 

taks

comrade taks... just because.

And we have arrived at the end ...

The universe is change;
your life is what our thoughts make it
- Marcus Aurelius (161)

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