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Anybody else surprised/disappointed that the link wasn't anything at least faintly dirty?

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That's what you call 'you're going to hell' humor. But still funny...

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"Your total disregard for the law and human decency both disgusts me and touches my heart. Bless you, sir."

"Soilent Green is people. This guy's just a homeless heroin junkie who got in a internet caf

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That's what you call 'you're going to hell' humor. But still funny...

who want's to go to heaven anyway? There's nothing to do there.

Victor of the 5 year fan fic competition!

 

Kevin Butler will awesome your face off.

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You could socialize with Gray Jedi Knight.

 

Not that I'm implying that he's dead or that I've murdered him. I mean, I'm just saying.

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That's what you call 'you're going to hell' humor. But still funny...

 

p0rn stars go to hell.

No, they go to heaven. In fact, heaven is literally brimming with p0rn stars.

I had thought that some of nature's journeymen had made men and not made them well, for they imitated humanity so abominably. - Book of Counted Sorrows

 

'Cause I won't know the man that kills me

and I don't know these men I kill

but we all wind up on the same side

'cause ain't none of us doin' god's will.

- Everlast

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This is pretty funny

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"Your total disregard for the law and human decency both disgusts me and touches my heart. Bless you, sir."

"Soilent Green is people. This guy's just a homeless heroin junkie who got in a internet caf

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If I was God I would take an active hand in the lives of those who follow me and not design three religions that hate each other and want to kill each other.

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If you were God, I'd make sure I end up in Hell.

 

Which I'm not already!

 

Because I'm a good person.

 

I'm just saying.

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I wouldn't have you in Hell for all of eternity, Llyr. Just a little while, a day or 2 at most, and only when you annoy me. :)

 

I would send them to McDonald's in my hometown, Nick.

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That's what you call 'you're going to hell' humor. But still funny...

 

p0rn stars go to hell.

No, they go to heaven. In fact, heaven is literally brimming with p0rn stars.

Dude, if I were God I'd let them in without question.

But they have AIDS...

"Your total disregard for the law and human decency both disgusts me and touches my heart. Bless you, sir."

"Soilent Green is people. This guy's just a homeless heroin junkie who got in a internet caf

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Not true. It brings with it emotional scaring.

Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!
http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdanger

One billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there.

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Plus, AIDS only affects you if you're alive.

That's what you think.

"Your total disregard for the law and human decency both disgusts me and touches my heart. Bless you, sir."

"Soilent Green is people. This guy's just a homeless heroin junkie who got in a internet caf

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And we arrive at a time of farewell that will leave of with many memories ...

The universe is change;
your life is what our thoughts make it
- Marcus Aurelius (161)

:dragon:

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