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This isn't going to be that guy getting eaten by that bear, 'cause I don't want to see that again.

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People laugh when I say that I think a jellyfish is one of the most beautiful things in the world. What they don't understand is, I mean a jellyfish with long, blond hair.

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I want the bear movie. Give me the bear movie.

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"I suppose outright stupidity and complete lack of taste could also be considered points of view. "

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I saw the bear thing at my friend sherman's the other day, I think somehow both he and his girlfriend get eaten.

People laugh when I say that I think a jellyfish is one of the most beautiful things in the world. What they don't understand is, I mean a jellyfish with long, blond hair.

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Ya, its that guy, basicially his girlfriend is filming it and you see this bear chomp down on his skull and goes to shaking him and he starts yelling at his girlfriend to get the hell out of there, but apparently she doesn't. Its one of those things that you can never un-see.

 

 

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I should note that there is a controversy about the film since both the director and some of the guy's friend swear there was only audio and no video of the actual event.

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People laugh when I say that I think a jellyfish is one of the most beautiful things in the world. What they don't understand is, I mean a jellyfish with long, blond hair.

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This has got to be the saddest thing I've ever seen...and I've seen myself.

I had thought that some of nature's journeymen had made men and not made them well, for they imitated humanity so abominably. - Book of Counted Sorrows

 

'Cause I won't know the man that kills me

and I don't know these men I kill

but we all wind up on the same side

'cause ain't none of us doin' god's will.

- Everlast

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I saw the bear thing at my friend sherman's the other day, I think somehow both he and his girlfriend get eaten.

 

Was the guy blonde? Was it Timothy Treadwell - crazy bear lover and subject of Grizzly Man? I didn't know there was video of that. :o

 

 

Ya, its that guy, basicially his girlfriend is filming it and you see this bear chomp down on his skull and goes to shaking him and he starts yelling at his girlfriend to get the hell out of there, but apparently she doesn't. Its one of those things that you can never un-see.

 

 

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I should note that there is a controversy about the film since both the director and some of the guy's friend swear there was only audio and no video of the actual event.

 

 

Yes, I saw "grizzly man" too and according to Herzog, theres just audio.

DISCLAIMER: Do not take what I write seriously unless it is clearly and in no uncertain terms, declared by me to be meant in a serious and non-humoristic manner. If there is no clear indication, asume the post is written in jest. This notification is meant very seriously and its purpouse is to avoid misunderstandings and the consequences thereof. Furthermore; I can not be held accountable for anything I write on these forums since the idea of taking serious responsability for my unserious actions, is an oxymoron in itself.

 

Important: as the following sentence contains many naughty words I warn you not to read it under any circumstances; botty, knickers, wee, erogenous zone, psychiatrist, clitoris, stockings, bosom, poetry reading, dentist, fellatio and the department of agriculture.

 

"I suppose outright stupidity and complete lack of taste could also be considered points of view. "

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Bigotry... is so... pathetic....

 

The guy is, let's just say, not so bright, but it has NOTHING to do with being Amerikan. I'm sure it wouldn't be too hard to find a doofus Kanadian (lol, everyone looks at me), a European, or some dink from some other country/landmass) that would amke this guy look a genius.

 

But, that would stop the bigotry seen in this thread....

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sensationalism sells. the stupider, or crazier the better. no way that guy didn't know. he's like, redneck caucasian. she's like redneck caucasian. the crowd started laughing as soon as they showed the picture. total setup.

 

taks

comrade taks... just because.

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