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I got about 10 or 15 ants bites the day before last (which may not sound like a lot) on my feet and legs but mostly on my feet. Well I walked around for about an entire day because my friends wanted me to help them with this movie of theirs and I didn't want to let them down. So now my fire ant bites are huge and swollen and I've been trying not to sratch them (Or have other things scratch them) for the past couple of hours. So I can't really move around that much. It sucks. I hate fire ants.

 

EDIT: For the record I was wearing shoes (and socks).

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"Your total disregard for the law and human decency both disgusts me and touches my heart. Bless you, sir."

"Soilent Green is people. This guy's just a homeless heroin junkie who got in a internet caf

Wear some shoes you hillbilly.

Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!
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One billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there.

Serves you right for being friendly and reliable.

- When he is best, he is a little worse than a man, and when he is worst, he is little better than a beast.

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Wear some shoes you hillbilly.

I was wearing shoes.

"Your total disregard for the law and human decency both disgusts me and touches my heart. Bless you, sir."

"Soilent Green is people. This guy's just a homeless heroin junkie who got in a internet caf

Then wear them.

Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!
http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdanger

One billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there.

I hate fire ants.

Not as much as they hate you.

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Thats the pits. When I lived in Florida I had an encounter with a fire ant mound while mowing the lawn and got bit up from knee to ankle on my left leg. Those little buggers hurt like hell. In another day or so little pustules may form on each bite (looks like a zit) so have fun with that.

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Then wear them.

I can't, I have fire ant bites on my feet. :angry:

"Your total disregard for the law and human decency both disgusts me and touches my heart. Bless you, sir."

"Soilent Green is people. This guy's just a homeless heroin junkie who got in a internet caf

No, wear them before you get the bites.

Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!
http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdanger

One billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there.

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No, wear them before you get the bites.

I did. :angry: They climbed into my socks.

"Your total disregard for the law and human decency both disgusts me and touches my heart. Bless you, sir."

"Soilent Green is people. This guy's just a homeless heroin junkie who got in a internet caf

Well, don't stand in an ant mound.

kirottu said:
I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden.

 

It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai.

So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds

Well, don't stand in an ant mound.

 

Yeah, get nekkid and sit on it. It

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fire ants are interesting little buggers. they'll climb onto you stealthily and then, once they're all in place, they'll bit all at once. apparently they actually communicate the order so that it happens all at once. one bite by itself wouldn't be bad... it is when there are dozens or so.

 

when i was in florida, it was a game between neighbors. i'd kill 'em one week and chase the rest to my neighbors yard. then he'd kill 'em the next and chase 'em back. i got bit pretty bad once, probably 20 or 30, maybe more, when i was in an apartment complex. fortunately, their bites don't bother me that much (it hurt, but they were gone in a day or so).

 

taks

comrade taks... just because.

Well, don't stand in an ant mound.

 

Yeah, get nekkid and sit on it. It

kirottu said:
I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden.

 

It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai.

So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds

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Well, don't stand in an ant mound.

Because I did it on purpose of course.

"Your total disregard for the law and human decency both disgusts me and touches my heart. Bless you, sir."

"Soilent Green is people. This guy's just a homeless heroin junkie who got in a internet caf

That explains your situation, genius.

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Why is everyone against me? ;)

"Your total disregard for the law and human decency both disgusts me and touches my heart. Bless you, sir."

"Soilent Green is people. This guy's just a homeless heroin junkie who got in a internet caf

Because you let fire ants ravage you.

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Next time spread some molasses over your body.

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Hades was the life of the party. RIP You'll be missed.

I remember fire ants......and ****, I'll be reacquainting myself with those little bastards this summer.

 

Really bad memories associated with 'em. Note to everybody with kids: Never leave a child unattended in an area known to have Fire Ants. It can actually be life threatening.

I had thought that some of nature's journeymen had made men and not made them well, for they imitated humanity so abominably. - Book of Counted Sorrows

 

'Cause I won't know the man that kills me

and I don't know these men I kill

but we all wind up on the same side

'cause ain't none of us doin' god's will.

- Everlast

So why did you step in this ant's nest anyway Craigboy#2?

you don't have to step on their nest, all you have to do is get close enough that they can sense your presence (vibrations). they are extremely agressive and will come out and attack you just for standing near the nest. 3 feet is about all it takes.

 

taks

comrade taks... just because.

Eat them next time. Toasted ants.

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Hades was the life of the party. RIP You'll be missed.

I'd prefer ants dipped in chocolate.

I had thought that some of nature's journeymen had made men and not made them well, for they imitated humanity so abominably. - Book of Counted Sorrows

 

'Cause I won't know the man that kills me

and I don't know these men I kill

but we all wind up on the same side

'cause ain't none of us doin' god's will.

- Everlast

The title of the thread should change to I ate fire ants.

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Hades was the life of the party. RIP You'll be missed.

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