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I hate fire ants.


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I got about 10 or 15 ants bites the day before last (which may not sound like a lot) on my feet and legs but mostly on my feet. Well I walked around for about an entire day because my friends wanted me to help them with this movie of theirs and I didn't want to let them down. So now my fire ant bites are huge and swollen and I've been trying not to sratch them (Or have other things scratch them) for the past couple of hours. So I can't really move around that much. It sucks. I hate fire ants.

 

EDIT: For the record I was wearing shoes (and socks).

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Wear some shoes you hillbilly.

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Then wear them.

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Thats the pits. When I lived in Florida I had an encounter with a fire ant mound while mowing the lawn and got bit up from knee to ankle on my left leg. Those little buggers hurt like hell. In another day or so little pustules may form on each bite (looks like a zit) so have fun with that.

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No, wear them before you get the bites.

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Well, don't stand in an ant mound.

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It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai.

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fire ants are interesting little buggers. they'll climb onto you stealthily and then, once they're all in place, they'll bit all at once. apparently they actually communicate the order so that it happens all at once. one bite by itself wouldn't be bad... it is when there are dozens or so.

 

when i was in florida, it was a game between neighbors. i'd kill 'em one week and chase the rest to my neighbors yard. then he'd kill 'em the next and chase 'em back. i got bit pretty bad once, probably 20 or 30, maybe more, when i was in an apartment complex. fortunately, their bites don't bother me that much (it hurt, but they were gone in a day or so).

 

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Well, don't stand in an ant mound.

 

Yeah, get nekkid and sit on it. It

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I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden.

 

It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai.

So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds

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Why is everyone against me? ;)

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I remember fire ants......and ****, I'll be reacquainting myself with those little bastards this summer.

 

Really bad memories associated with 'em. Note to everybody with kids: Never leave a child unattended in an area known to have Fire Ants. It can actually be life threatening.

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you don't have to step on their nest, all you have to do is get close enough that they can sense your presence (vibrations). they are extremely agressive and will come out and attack you just for standing near the nest. 3 feet is about all it takes.

 

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I'd prefer ants dipped in chocolate.

I had thought that some of nature's journeymen had made men and not made them well, for they imitated humanity so abominably. - Book of Counted Sorrows

 

'Cause I won't know the man that kills me

and I don't know these men I kill

but we all wind up on the same side

'cause ain't none of us doin' god's will.

- Everlast

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