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Will you survive the Apocalypse?


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This thing says I'd survive.

 

 

Nope. I'd most likely wind up being eaten alive by mutants when they trick me into saving their "kitty" from a tree...only the "kitty" is actually a cougar melded with a rat and some little blonde girl, and none too pleasing to look at either...80lbs of patched fur and skin, gleaming red eyes, and strikingly curly blonde locks...

 

I'll die screaming something like "Why, lil' shnookums?! WHY!?" amid spraying gore and acid hairballs.

 

It'll be fun. :)

I had thought that some of nature's journeymen had made men and not made them well, for they imitated humanity so abominably. - Book of Counted Sorrows

 

'Cause I won't know the man that kills me

and I don't know these men I kill

but we all wind up on the same side

'cause ain't none of us doin' god's will.

- Everlast

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So not gonna register, but the test was cool.

kirottu said:
I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden.

 

It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai.

So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds

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One Step Ahead

 

You are 85% likely to survive the end of the world.

 

You're alive, with minimal effects from whatever disaster struck.

You're in good health, with moderate supplies, have a plan, and maybe a

few other survivors with you to help out with manual labor. Congrats,

you're gonna do just fine when all hell breaks loose.

 

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Who woulda thunk it.

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RIP

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*Hades pounces LadyCrimson and shoves a chocolate covered donut with sprinkles in her mouth.*

 

Why?  I am perfectly normal.

Is that a radioactive donut you're trying to poison me with? :("

“Things are as they are. Looking out into the universe at night, we make no comparisons between right and wrong stars, nor between well and badly arranged constellations.” – Alan Watts
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"Alive

You are 64% likely to survive the end of the world.

Well, you made it. You're in rough shape though. Whether it be radiation sickness, bullet wounds, or complete economic devastation, you've been scarred for life. But at least you have the rest of your life to be scarred."

 

okie dokie. I think it should have asked how many episodes of LOST I have seen.

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So the Judge will save the donuts, and we'll all have a post-apocalyptic pastry party!

 

We just need someone to save the milk cows.

“Things are as they are. Looking out into the universe at night, we make no comparisons between right and wrong stars, nor between well and badly arranged constellations.” – Alan Watts
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One Step Ahead

You are 74% likely to survive the end of the world.

You're alive, with minimal effects from whatever disaster struck. You're in good health, with moderate supplies, have a plan, and maybe a few other survivors with you to help out with manual labor. Congrats, you're gonna do just fine when all hell breaks loose.

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Alive

You are 57% likely to survive the end of the world.

Well, you made it. You're in rough shape though. Whether it be radiation sickness, bullet wounds, or complete economic devastation, you've been scarred for life. But at least you have the rest of your life to be scarred.

 

Like totally oh my good, I've gotten better in just under a week!

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I'll be sitting on the hood of a Dodge with a looted Martin guitar, playing "Eve of Destruction" a la Larry Underwood in The Stand. :)

 

Then I'll re-read Z for Zachariah, just to compare notes.

baby, take off your beret

everyone's a critic and most people are DJs

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****roach

You are 92% likely to survive the end of the world.

You found safety before the disaster, and waited until it was quite safe to come out. You've got almost no health issues, your supplies would last you years to come, and you've even spearheaded a small community of survivors to rebuild. You're on easy street compared to everyone else. Now, the trick is to stay on top.

 

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