thepixiesrock Posted March 25, 2006 Posted March 25, 2006 I'd like to finish it off if I may... Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdangerOne billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there.
Dark Moth Posted March 25, 2006 Posted March 25, 2006 (edited) It was kind of like the end of Dr. Stangelove, only no Russians. Edited March 25, 2006 by Mothman
Cantousent Posted March 25, 2006 Posted March 25, 2006 When people say, "I'll have your head on a pike," I always imagine something different. Fionavar's Holliday Wishes to all members of our online community: Happy Holidays Join the revelry at the Obsidian Plays channel:Obsidian Plays Remembering tarna, Phosphor, Metadigital, and Visceris. Drink mead heartily in the halls of Valhalla, my friends!
Jorian Drake Posted March 25, 2006 Posted March 25, 2006 When people say, "I'll have your head on a pike," I always imagine something different. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Dracula?
Blank Posted March 25, 2006 Posted March 25, 2006 (edited) Except that AIDS is now a bigger killer of hetrosexuals than homosexuals. Good ol' infallible God! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> We all deserve worse. 18The wrath of God is being revealed from heaven against all the godlessness and wickedness of men who suppress the truth by their wickedness, 19since what may be known about God is plain to them, because God has made it plain to them. 20For since the creation of the world God's invisible qualities Edited March 25, 2006 by Blank
Dark Moth Posted March 25, 2006 Posted March 25, 2006 I have an idea: let's keep religious discussions out of this thread. We've got enough of those going on around here already.
Blank Posted March 25, 2006 Posted March 25, 2006 There's never enough religion threads! ... okay, i'll stop.
metadigital Posted March 25, 2006 Posted March 25, 2006 Indeed. Blank your proselytizing is polluting this thread and your ignorant bias is visible. Please park it somewhere else. OBSCVRVM PER OBSCVRIVS ET IGNOTVM PER IGNOTIVS OPVS ARTIFICEM PROBAT
thepixiesrock Posted March 25, 2006 Posted March 25, 2006 Mr. Cantousent..? Mr. Cantousent, wake up! The Judge roared. Flash of light, I was in the courtroom. Mr. Cantousent, you seem to have fallen asleep. Now, I'll ask again, does the defense have any closing rebuttle? Damn, Eldar must have used the 'bore the defense to sleep' tactic again. That bastard always has something up his sleeve. Mr. Cantousent we don't have all day. Now get up here and make your closing statement. I stood up, a giggle or two, a few gasps from the court room. Damn, that erotic dream I awoke from had left it's mark in the form of my fully erect phallice. Think Cantousent, think! You have to come up with a pretty air-tight defense to get yourself and your client out of this one. If only you had paid attention to what Eldar said, you could point out the obvious flaws in his logic. Mr. Cantousent! Are you aware you are talking to yourself out loud? Well, Mr. Judge, all I have to say is that it's true, I haven't been paying attention to anything that has been going on in this case at all, but I will tell you what I do know. I know, that Eldar is a damn liar, and a raving lunatic. He has done so many reports for so many of the Obsidian community, he has no idea what he is doing anymore. He thinks he is something special, that he is better than everyone, a VIP, an ex-mod with some sort of following. I'll tell you, he has no following, just some kid named Lou, with nothing to loose and everything to prove, a kid that he doesn't even notice anymore. Took him under his wing and then spat him out in the gutter. He thinks he has some sort of immunity. He insulted Hades, nobody insults Hades, we are just lucky Hildegaurd was there to put him in his place. The only thing my client is guilty of, is making Eldar jealous. Thats right, here comes the truth, Eldar is just jealous that Sawyer is getting popular. More popular than Eldar was in his Mod days. Why has Eldar called this case? He has called us here, to draw attention to himself. Get himself back into the spotlight. What a jerk. Am I right fellas? I mean, am I right? Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdangerOne billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there.
Dark Moth Posted March 25, 2006 Posted March 25, 2006 (edited) Bravo! Eldar, this reminds me. I never did fulfill my promise to roast you... Edited March 25, 2006 by Mothman
Hildegard Posted March 25, 2006 Posted March 25, 2006 And with your story pixie I'll call it a night and go between sheets, good night ppl
metadigital Posted March 25, 2006 Posted March 25, 2006 The harsh, unflattering glare of half-truth! The searing pain of allegation and innuendo! OBSCVRVM PER OBSCVRIVS ET IGNOTVM PER IGNOTIVS OPVS ARTIFICEM PROBAT
Cantousent Posted March 26, 2006 Posted March 26, 2006 I don't spend enough time talking to pixies anymore. I need to arrange a lunch. Sheesh. Anyhow, nobody treats Cant like that. Nobody! Fionavar's Holliday Wishes to all members of our online community: Happy Holidays Join the revelry at the Obsidian Plays channel:Obsidian Plays Remembering tarna, Phosphor, Metadigital, and Visceris. Drink mead heartily in the halls of Valhalla, my friends!
metadigital Posted March 26, 2006 Posted March 26, 2006 So ... JE Sawyer is a toothless mute, close to death? What's his TOMBS score? " OBSCVRVM PER OBSCVRIVS ET IGNOTVM PER IGNOTIVS OPVS ARTIFICEM PROBAT
thepixiesrock Posted March 26, 2006 Posted March 26, 2006 I give him a 5/7 Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdangerOne billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there.
metadigital Posted March 26, 2006 Posted March 26, 2006 Cunning! An irrational number that starts 0.714285 (all repeating) ... they'll never see it coming ..! OBSCVRVM PER OBSCVRIVS ET IGNOTVM PER IGNOTIVS OPVS ARTIFICEM PROBAT
kirottu Posted March 26, 2006 Posted March 26, 2006 Anyhow, nobody treats Cant like that. Nobody! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Alt called Nobody would be absolutely sweet. Nobody could do anything! This post is not to be enjoyed, discussed, or referenced on company time.
jaguars4ever Posted March 26, 2006 Posted March 26, 2006 Anyhow, nobody treats Cant like that. Nobody! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Alt called Nobody would be absolutely sweet. Nobody could do anything! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Nobody can be banned either!
metadigital Posted March 26, 2006 Posted March 26, 2006 Nobody sends me reminders from tADS ... OBSCVRVM PER OBSCVRIVS ET IGNOTVM PER IGNOTIVS OPVS ARTIFICEM PROBAT
Gabrielle Posted March 26, 2006 Posted March 26, 2006 Nobody loves you nobody hates you. nobody cares
metadigital Posted March 26, 2006 Posted March 26, 2006 No, I mean someone called "Nobody" sends me reimnders from tADS ... :D OBSCVRVM PER OBSCVRIVS ET IGNOTVM PER IGNOTIVS OPVS ARTIFICEM PROBAT
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