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I'd like to finish it off if I may...

Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!
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One billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there.

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When people say, "I'll have your head on a pike," I always imagine something different.

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Except that AIDS is now a bigger killer of hetrosexuals than homosexuals. Good ol' infallible God! :rolleyes:

We all deserve worse.

18The wrath of God is being revealed from heaven against all the godlessness and wickedness of men who suppress the truth by their wickedness,

 

19since what may be known about God is plain to them, because God has made it plain to them.

 

20For since the creation of the world God's invisible qualities

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Mr. Cantousent..?

 

Mr. Cantousent, wake up!

The Judge roared.

 

Flash of light, I was in the courtroom.

 

Mr. Cantousent, you seem to have fallen asleep. Now, I'll ask again, does the defense have any closing rebuttle?

 

Damn, Eldar must have used the 'bore the defense to sleep' tactic again. That bastard always has something up his sleeve.

 

Mr. Cantousent we don't have all day. Now get up here and make your closing statement.

 

I stood up, a giggle or two, a few gasps from the court room. Damn, that erotic dream I awoke from had left it's mark in the form of my fully erect phallice. Think Cantousent, think! You have to come up with a pretty air-tight defense to get yourself and your client out of this one. If only you had paid attention to what Eldar said, you could point out the obvious flaws in his logic.

 

Mr. Cantousent! Are you aware you are talking to yourself out loud?

 

Well, Mr. Judge, all I have to say is that it's true, I haven't been paying attention to anything that has been going on in this case at all, but I will tell you what I do know. I know, that Eldar is a damn liar, and a raving lunatic. He has done so many reports for so many of the Obsidian community, he has no idea what he is doing anymore. He thinks he is something special, that he is better than everyone, a VIP, an ex-mod with some sort of following. I'll tell you, he has no following, just some kid named Lou, with nothing to loose and everything to prove, a kid that he doesn't even notice anymore. Took him under his wing and then spat him out in the gutter. He thinks he has some sort of immunity. He insulted Hades, nobody insults Hades, we are just lucky Hildegaurd was there to put him in his place. The only thing my client is guilty of, is making Eldar jealous. Thats right, here comes the truth, Eldar is just jealous that Sawyer is getting popular. More popular than Eldar was in his Mod days. Why has Eldar called this case? He has called us here, to draw attention to himself. Get himself back into the spotlight. What a jerk.

 

Am I right fellas? I mean, am I right?

Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!
http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdanger

One billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there.

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I don't spend enough time talking to pixies anymore. I need to arrange a lunch. Sheesh.

 

Anyhow, nobody treats Cant like that. Nobody!

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I give him a 5/7

Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!
http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdanger

One billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there.

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