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T.O.M.B.S: Vol. 5

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The subject of this report is Musopticon

 

First, before the review commences, let us all have a brief glimpse of history. We will delve into the primordial origins of this monumental Obsidian figure.

 

Eh, what the heck... I might as well post my first message in to this topic. Favorite subject and all.

 

Some favorite bands of mine:

 

At the Gates

Apocalyptica(\,,/)

Arcturus

Airut

Borknagar

Bolt Thrower

The Berzerker

Blind Stare

Degenerata

Graveworm(ack! Christian BM!)

Nile

Mokoma

Melechesh

Kiuas

Karl Sanders

Heavy Metal Perse!

When Heaven Wept

Eternal Tears of Sorrow

Kalmah

Moonsorrow

Moonspell

Immortal

Vigrid

Fulgur

Yggdrasil

Vox Vulgaris

Skyforger

Suidakra

Thales

Scent of Flesh

Imperanon

Hevein

FINNTROLL!!!

Turmion K

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I would have done one for you a while ago, but I didn't. I didn't, because, I wanted to see how long you would go without asking for one, and two, because I wanted to see how long everyone else would go with out offering.


Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!
http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdanger

One billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there.

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No, they don't care enough about you to hate you.


Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!
http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdanger

One billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there.

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I know what you mean, I want to record a cover of "Saint James Infirmary," but I don't think I will be able to pull it off.


Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!
http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdanger

One billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there.

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Hypothetical situation. You look down the barrel of a loaded gun, the hammer is pulled back, your finger on the trigger but you hesitate. Situations that have build up over time have lead you down this course, you are committed to go through, yet you hesitate and put the gun down. It would be a quick painless death yet you stop. Why?

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I have a case of suicide and the only cure is more cowbell!


Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!
http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdanger

One billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there.

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*whew* One more report done. That leaves in this order:

Draken

Eldar (bwahahahaha)

Blank

 

And hold the phone, CoF! I don't think I said I was going to do a report for you. That doesn't mean I won't, just saying.

 

Apologies to Muso? for not getting the report out sooner. I didn't forget, nor did I blow him off, I just haven't had the time. This is literally the first free day I've had for weeks. The past month has been absolutely horrendous work-wise. I'll try and get the reports out a little sooner next time. Key word: try.

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This is a T.O.M.B.S. report for Eldar.

 

http://www.thefriendsociety.com/anim.php?i...lar&w=500&h=350


Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!
http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdanger

One billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there.

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I see what you mean. You're essentially advocating self-salvation via an existential personal crusade, I should look for the sequestered answers to my intrinsically magnanimous being in the depths of my own soul, for only love is puissant enough to burn the shallow carcass of life everlasting.

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Oh, Shutup, baley. I'll do another report on you myself. Who are you again?


Fionavar's Holliday Wishes to all members of our online community:  Happy Holidays

 

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Remembering tarna, Phosphor, Metadigital, and Visceris.  Drink mead heartily in the halls of Valhalla, my friends!

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Fine, don't even comment on my report of you, jerk.


Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!
http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdanger

One billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there.

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Dammit, Lou, I'm speechless. I'm also still trying to understand it. Plus it scares me.


Fionavar's Holliday Wishes to all members of our online community:  Happy Holidays

 

Join the revelry at the Obsidian Plays channel:
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Remembering tarna, Phosphor, Metadigital, and Visceris.  Drink mead heartily in the halls of Valhalla, my friends!

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Maaann...

 

Don't you even know


Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!
http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdanger

One billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there.

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Dammit, Lou, I'm speechless.  I'm also still trying to understand it.  Plus it scares me.

Maaann...

 

Don't you even know

It doesn't matter how long it is, fellas - what counts is how well you use it.

 

Keep telling yourself that jags. Whatever helps you sleep at night.


Fionavar's Holliday Wishes to all members of our online community:  Happy Holidays

 

Join the revelry at the Obsidian Plays channel:
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Remembering tarna, Phosphor, Metadigital, and Visceris.  Drink mead heartily in the halls of Valhalla, my friends!

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I have it on good authority that girth is better than length.

 

Also Mothman [the Fat] totally said he'd do a report for me. See?!

 

I'll do a report for you soon CoF.

 

"I don't think I said I was going to do a report for you." who does he think he is? <_<

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RIP

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Mothie, I feel loved in the intarweb. :lol:

 

Must...escape...


I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden.

 

It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai.

So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds

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I have it on good authority that girth is better than length. 

Which explains why Jimbo's clubby is short and stubby.


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I have it on good authority that girth is better than length. 

 

Also Mothman [the Fat] totally said he'd do a report for me.  See?!

 

I'll do a report for you soon CoF.

 

"I don't think I said I was going to do a report for you." who does he think he is? <_<

Are you a prophet, CoF? :blink:

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