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Guild mate posted this on our guild forums and its just so funny it needs to be shared!

 

MAN DATES GAL ON INTERNET FOR SIX MONTHS -- AND IT TURNS OUT SHE'S HIS MOTHER!

Friday December 9, 2005

 

 

 

 

By Grace Green

 

MARSEILLES, France -- Skirt-chasing playboy Daniel Anceneaux spent weeks talking with a sensual woman on the Internet before arranging a romantic rendezvous at a remote beach -- and discovering that his on-line sweetie of six months was his own mother!

 

"I walked out on that dark beach thinking I was going to hook up with the girl of my dreams," the rattled bachelor later admitted. "And there she was, wearing white shorts and a pink tank top, just like she'd said she would.

 

"But when I got close, she turned around -- and we both got the shock of our lives. I mean, I didn't know what to say. All I could think was, 'Oh my God! it's Mama!' "

 

But the worst was yet to come. Just as the mortified mother and son realized the error of their ways, a patrolman passed by and cited them for visiting a restricted beach after dark.

 

"Danny and I were so flustered, we blurted out the whole story to the cop," recalled matronly mom Nicole, 52. "The policeman wrote a report, a local TV station got hold of it -- and the next thing we knew, our picture and our story was all over the 6 o'clock news. "People started pointing and laughing at us on the street -- and they haven't stopped laughing since."

 

The girl-crazy X-ray technician said he began flirting with normally straitlaced Nicole -- who lives six miles away in a Marseilles suburb -- while scouring the Internet for young ladies to put a little pizzazz in his life.

 

"Mom called herself Sweet Juliette and I called myself The Prince of Pleasure, and unfortunately, neither one of us had any idea who the other was," said flabbergasted Daniel.

 

"The conversations even got a little racy a couple of times.

 

"But I really started to fall for her, because there seemed to be a sensitive side that you don't see in many girls.

 

"She sent me poems she had written and told me about her dreams and desires, and it was really very romantic.

 

"The truth is, I got to see a side of my mom I'd never seen before. I'm grateful for that."

 

When starry-eyed Daniel asked Sweet Juliette to send him a picture, Nicole e-mailed him a photo of a curvy, half-clad cutie she'd scanned from a men's magazine.

 

"The girl in the picture was so beautiful, I begged Juliette to meet me on the beach -- and Mom said yes," he recalled. "Mom says she was falling for me, too, and she just wanted to meet me, even though she knew I'd be disappointed when I saw her.

 

"As for me, I figured I was going to find the girl of my dreams.

 

"I guess that's about as wrong as I've ever been."

 

Daniel admits he and his mother could do little but stammer and stutter around each other for days after their cyberspace exploits came to light. And his father Paul -- Nicole's husband of 27 years -- wasn't too happy when the story hit the news and his beer-drinking buddies made him the butt of their jokes.

 

"Dad was ticked for a while and he forbid Mom to talk to anybody on the Internet ever again," said embarrassed Daniel.

Posted

At least he didn't kill his father...

 

With all the single mothers out there it's actually a bit amazing that it doesn't happen more often, but maybe it does - they just don't go to restricted areas to be caught.

 

Kinda tragic that they chose the stereotype over true love, but it's still an enlightening experience to realize that your parents are real people too.

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:rolleyes:

 

That must be the worst embarrasment ever, although i do feel sorry for that guy, since his mother lied quite badly by posting a picture of a hot chick out of a magasine, but i guess its his fault in the end because he decided to meet up with her...

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At least he didn't kill his father...

I was making the joke from the beginning, but noone picked up on it.

 

Even though the notion is a bit revolting it's also quite refreshing to see someone leave the roles behind, to step out of that context and see the face value, what a waste...

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axe30.jpg

 

"Mom, I find it interesting that you call the 'Weekly World News' 'the paper'."

Please review my fanfic!

Atton's Redemption

Atton's Motivation July 30: CHAPTER 26 is up!

 

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DISCLAIMER: These posts may contain humour. No warranties as to the gelogenic qualities, either expressed or implied, are undertaken by the undersigned. All rights reserved. This does not affect your IQ. Any issues, see your psychologist or increase your dosage. --Metadigital

Posted

She was taken by aliens and placed in suspended animation til Janeway and her crew showed up on the planet and woke her up. I mean it was all there for us to see!

 

:)

Posted

I'm trying really hard not to laugh after reading that story....it's not working tho. :)

The wild wild internet.

“Things are as they are. Looking out into the universe at night, we make no comparisons between right and wrong stars, nor between well and badly arranged constellations.” – Alan Watts
Posted
Just be glad they didn't **** :(

OMG...maybe...cybering... :x

I had thought that some of nature's journeymen had made men and not made them well, for they imitated humanity so abominably. - Book of Counted Sorrows

 

'Cause I won't know the man that kills me

and I don't know these men I kill

but we all wind up on the same side

'cause ain't none of us doin' god's will.

- Everlast

Posted

Like father like son...ever wonder where that proverb came from and how many uses it has seen? (w00t)

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GUYS THIS WAS AN ARTICLE IN THE WEEKLY WORLD NEWS A TABLOID IT IS TOTALLY FAKE!!!

 

That said, what I do on the internet is none of the business of you damn dirty forum monkeys. I shall continue to live in my crystalline technological fantasy world thank you very much.

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