Slipstreme Posted September 19, 2005 Posted September 19, 2005 When Carth Carves the Gizka Slipstreme We all look on with anxious eyes When Carth Carves the Gizka And Revan almost always sighs When Carth Carves the Gizka Then all of us prepare to rise And hold our bibs before our eyes And be prepared for some surprise When Carth Carves the Gizka He braces up and grabs the fork Whene'er he carves the Gizka, And won't allow a soul to talk Until he's carved the Gizka. The fork is jabbed into the sides, Across the breast the knife he slides, While every careful person hides From flying chips of Gizka. The platter's always sure to slip When Carth Carves the Gizka, And how it makes the dishes skip! Potatoes fly amuck! The squash and cabbage leap in space, We get some gravy on our face, And Carth utters Rakatan grace Whene'er he carves a Gizka. We then have learned to walk around The dining-room and pick up From off the window-sills and walls Our share of Carth's Gizka, While Carth growls and blows and jaws And swears the knife was full of flaws, And Canderous laughs at him because He couldn't carve the Gizka. Statemeant: you cannot stop me you cannot harm me, in order to do that I would need to stop being one of you; I have concluded that this is something I am willing to accept! In short you have just shown me your soft meatbag-like underbellies and said
Slipstreme Posted September 19, 2005 Author Posted September 19, 2005 Off topic :D Statemeant: you cannot stop me you cannot harm me, in order to do that I would need to stop being one of you; I have concluded that this is something I am willing to accept! In short you have just shown me your soft meatbag-like underbellies and said
Draken Posted September 19, 2005 Posted September 19, 2005 Weird...yet oddly arousing... Seriously, only like, three people can touch my body
Slipstreme Posted September 19, 2005 Author Posted September 19, 2005 Thanks :D funny isn't it? Statemeant: you cannot stop me you cannot harm me, in order to do that I would need to stop being one of you; I have concluded that this is something I am willing to accept! In short you have just shown me your soft meatbag-like underbellies and said
Cantousent Posted September 19, 2005 Posted September 19, 2005 You must have cast "Confusion of the mods." I'm tempted to lock, but I can't. seem. to. focus. Okay, we can talk about carving Gizka, whatever the hell that is. The song is funny. It's weird, and I don't know why the hell you wrote it, but it is funny. I guess that's reason enough. :Eldar's bemused smile icon: Fionavar's Holliday Wishes to all members of our online community: Happy Holidays Join the revelry at the Obsidian Plays channel:Obsidian Plays Remembering tarna, Phosphor, Metadigital, and Visceris. Drink mead heartily in the halls of Valhalla, my friends!
Shryke Posted September 19, 2005 Posted September 19, 2005 i like it :D when your mind works against you - fight back with substance abuse!
Darth Launch Posted September 19, 2005 Posted September 19, 2005 Carth, eh? [color=gray][i]OO-TINI![/i][/color]
Musopticon? Posted September 19, 2005 Posted September 19, 2005 Weird indeed. I wonder what was the inspiration, not to mention the idea. Edit: Herzeleid? kirottu said: I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden. It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai. So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds
Darth Drabek Posted September 19, 2005 Posted September 19, 2005 I think it's quite good. Kudos to you and your imagination! baby, take off your beret everyone's a critic and most people are DJs
Slipstreme Posted September 19, 2005 Author Posted September 19, 2005 I based this song off E V Wright's 'When Father Carves The Duck' Statemeant: you cannot stop me you cannot harm me, in order to do that I would need to stop being one of you; I have concluded that this is something I am willing to accept! In short you have just shown me your soft meatbag-like underbellies and said
Darkside Posted September 19, 2005 Posted September 19, 2005 It's so random it's beautiful. Must. not. cry. :'( Brilliant.
Slipstreme Posted September 23, 2005 Author Posted September 23, 2005 Thanks guys, I read 'When Father Craves The Duck' for a school report and I couldn't resist making my own :D Statemeant: you cannot stop me you cannot harm me, in order to do that I would need to stop being one of you; I have concluded that this is something I am willing to accept! In short you have just shown me your soft meatbag-like underbellies and said
Cantousent Posted September 23, 2005 Posted September 23, 2005 Does he both crave and carve the duck? That might be the reason he has such a hard time with it. He's so excited, he makes a mess of it. Fionavar's Holliday Wishes to all members of our online community: Happy Holidays Join the revelry at the Obsidian Plays channel:Obsidian Plays Remembering tarna, Phosphor, Metadigital, and Visceris. Drink mead heartily in the halls of Valhalla, my friends!
Bulgarian Jedi Posted September 23, 2005 Posted September 23, 2005 Hehe! Nice. Нека Силата винаги бъде с теб! I reject your reality, and substitute it with my own. Time you enjoy wasting is not wasted. John Lenon This thread is a big "hey, f*** you!" to the humanity's intelligence. 571911[/snapback]
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