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Slipstreme

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  1. Thanks guys, I read 'When Father Craves The Duck' for a school report and I couldn't resist making my own :D
  2. I based this song off E V Wright's 'When Father Carves The Duck'
  3. When Carth Carves the Gizka Slipstreme We all look on with anxious eyes When Carth Carves the Gizka And Revan almost always sighs When Carth Carves the Gizka Then all of us prepare to rise And hold our bibs before our eyes And be prepared for some surprise When Carth Carves the Gizka He braces up and grabs the fork Whene'er he carves the Gizka, And won't allow a soul to talk Until he's carved the Gizka. The fork is jabbed into the sides, Across the breast the knife he slides, While every careful person hides From flying chips of Gizka. The platter's always sure to slip When Carth Carves the Gizka, And how it makes the dishes skip! Potatoes fly amuck! The squash and cabbage leap in space, We get some gravy on our face, And Carth utters Rakatan grace Whene'er he carves a Gizka. We then have learned to walk around The dining-room and pick up From off the window-sills and walls Our share of Carth's Gizka, While Carth growls and blows and jaws And swears the knife was full of flaws, And Canderous laughs at him because He couldn't carve the Gizka.
  4. Kreia would win 'hands' down, she has three 'magic' lightsabers for crying out loud!
  5. Or the ever-popular Handmaiden vs Bastila (imagine the possabilities!)
  6. LOL! Like any self respecting English Teacher would do that!
  7. Bastila never said that she stopped feeling her link with Revan, but just because she can feel the link dosen't mean she can find him/her
  8. There's another group working on restoring the DP
  9. I was only kidding, when they made KOTOR II they only wanted to amp up the graphics, they put so much time into graphics that they didn't put ANYTHING into the story
  10. Its not possible, Kreia is Darth Treya, Atris was origianlly going to be Darth Treya but the creators changed their minds
  11. True... but knowing LA don't hold your breath for it
  12. I listend to the whole thing in my Streamwaves foulder, it was VERY interesting, and sheded a LOT of light on the whole 'Link' factor
  13. Well technically since LA owns the history it would seem that the original 'Darth Bane creating the name' thing is innacurate
  14. That is way to over done, hearing 'I am You Father/Mother' in KOTOR would REALLY lower my pride in the KOTOR universe
  15. Well... obviuosly he didn't if Revan, Malak, Sion, Bandon, Nihilius and Treya called themselves Darth
  16. Thats kind of a duh thing, trying to bend Bastila to your will and whatnot. But meaningless sidequests are rather... pointless, even in the early Dark Forces games everything was part of the story and its outcome
  17. Darth means Darkness, which is why Dark Jedi don't call themselves Darth,
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