Slipstreme Posted September 19, 2005 Share Posted September 19, 2005 When Carth Carves the Gizka Slipstreme We all look on with anxious eyes When Carth Carves the Gizka And Revan almost always sighs When Carth Carves the Gizka Then all of us prepare to rise And hold our bibs before our eyes And be prepared for some surprise When Carth Carves the Gizka He braces up and grabs the fork Whene'er he carves the Gizka, And won't allow a soul to talk Until he's carved the Gizka. The fork is jabbed into the sides, Across the breast the knife he slides, While every careful person hides From flying chips of Gizka. The platter's always sure to slip When Carth Carves the Gizka, And how it makes the dishes skip! Potatoes fly amuck! The squash and cabbage leap in space, We get some gravy on our face, And Carth utters Rakatan grace Whene'er he carves a Gizka. We then have learned to walk around The dining-room and pick up From off the window-sills and walls Our share of Carth's Gizka, While Carth growls and blows and jaws And swears the knife was full of flaws, And Canderous laughs at him because He couldn't carve the Gizka. Statemeant: you cannot stop me you cannot harm me, in order to do that I would need to stop being one of you; I have concluded that this is something I am willing to accept! In short you have just shown me your soft meatbag-like underbellies and said Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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