WILL THE ALMIGHTY Posted July 6, 2005 Posted July 6, 2005 Has anyone realised that lucasarts are making really boring titles? I mean, Sith Lords and Revenge of the Sith? Any game or movie could have been called the Sith Lords. So, what should the name have been? "Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade - make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons. Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons. I'm going to to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!"
Darth Kavar Posted July 6, 2005 Posted July 6, 2005 Err... Lords and Masters? (like Orcs and Humans )
Bytor Posted July 6, 2005 Posted July 6, 2005 Knights of the Old Republic 2: Unfinished Edition "I tried the most potent Noise Amplification spell once upon a time. Mavellous spell. I could hear the birds speaking to one another in trees over the horizon, I could hear the rustlings as the clouds rubbed against each other in the sky. I could hear the sound a rainbow makes as it arches it's back over the world. Then a dog barked behind me and I burst my left eardrum."
Darth Vagula Posted July 6, 2005 Posted July 6, 2005 Star Wars the 4000 years before Battle of Yavin 2 Role Playing game Hmmm i guess not.
Bytor Posted July 6, 2005 Posted July 6, 2005 Knight's Of the Old Republic Vs The 3rd Reich All your favourite characters are flung through time and space into the greatest conflict Earth has ever seen-World War 2! Could have been good "I tried the most potent Noise Amplification spell once upon a time. Mavellous spell. I could hear the birds speaking to one another in trees over the horizon, I could hear the rustlings as the clouds rubbed against each other in the sky. I could hear the sound a rainbow makes as it arches it's back over the world. Then a dog barked behind me and I burst my left eardrum."
Musopticon? Posted July 6, 2005 Posted July 6, 2005 Gold kirottu said: I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden. It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai. So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds
Jediphile Posted July 6, 2005 Posted July 6, 2005 "Knights of the Old Republic II - Echoes and Wounds of the Force" (ducking for cover...) Visit my KotOR blog at Deadly Forums.
Dark Moth Posted July 6, 2005 Posted July 6, 2005 KOTOR II: The well-drawn and cool-looking but in the end almost non-existant and pointless and truly disappointing Sith Lords
WILL THE ALMIGHTY Posted July 6, 2005 Author Posted July 6, 2005 how about: K2: Shadow of Malachor V K2: Echoes K2: 3/4 of a game "Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade - make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons. Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons. I'm going to to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!"
Calax Posted July 6, 2005 Posted July 6, 2005 Kotor 2: War of the last or, Kotor 2: the slave suit. Victor of the 5 year fan fic competition! Kevin Butler will awesome your face off.
KOTORFanactic Posted July 6, 2005 Posted July 6, 2005 Stupid names KOTOR2: Victim of George Lucas' need to finish things for a holiday release. KOTOR2: Lack of Gizka's! KOTOR2: Revan buggered off, so now the galaxy is quite basically screwed unless you do something about it. KOTOR2: Old Lady loves ya. KOTOR2: Attack of the incredibly dull names. KOTOR2: Dashed hopes for a good ending. KOTOR2: Total War. Real names KOTOR2: Halcyon Ghosts. KOTOR2: Exiled minds.
Calax Posted July 6, 2005 Posted July 6, 2005 some more, Kotor2 The life and times of Exile. Kotor2 we exile everybody Kotor2 Who want's free robes? Victor of the 5 year fan fic competition! Kevin Butler will awesome your face off.
WILL THE ALMIGHTY Posted July 6, 2005 Author Posted July 6, 2005 K2: It is a perilous time for the galaxy AGAIN and the republic is on the verge of collapse AGAIN and you have to save their sorry ass AGAIN. Anyone notice the stories are always the same? Republic is in trouble, the galaxy has become a dangerous place, you are the last of the jedi, etc... "Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade - make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons. Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons. I'm going to to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!"
Mark Havel Posted July 6, 2005 Posted July 6, 2005 Since KotOR are the best Star Wars name ever, it's not so boring to see this. And it's far more credible than in Jedi Academy or such good but not excellent game.
Bytor Posted July 6, 2005 Posted July 6, 2005 Knights of the Old Republic 1944: Assult on Normandy Win the war in kickass style with your team of Jedi. "I tried the most potent Noise Amplification spell once upon a time. Mavellous spell. I could hear the birds speaking to one another in trees over the horizon, I could hear the rustlings as the clouds rubbed against each other in the sky. I could hear the sound a rainbow makes as it arches it's back over the world. Then a dog barked behind me and I burst my left eardrum."
KOTORFanactic Posted July 6, 2005 Posted July 6, 2005 KOTOR2: How many more time's do the Sith want their arses kicked? KOTOR2: The pressing of slimy, mucus covered lips together in the cargo hold. KOTOR2: Fooled us all didn't they? Making us think Nihilus was a badass and Atris was a goody. KOTOR2: Some kind of Sith.
anakins revenge Posted July 6, 2005 Posted July 6, 2005 kotor2:holy sith! kotor2: the care bears strike back
E_Motion Posted July 6, 2005 Posted July 6, 2005 Knights of the Old Republic 2: Unfinished Edition <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
jodo kast 5 Posted July 6, 2005 Posted July 6, 2005 Knights of the Old Republic 2: Unfinished Edition <{POST_SNAPBACK}> right you are!
Echani Posted July 7, 2005 Posted July 7, 2005 I would have named it KotOR 2: For The Love of God, Don't Spend $50 On This
bluefirebird Posted July 7, 2005 Posted July 7, 2005 Star Wars Kotor2: Who cares about graphics... everything with "star wars" sells
Darth Kavar Posted July 7, 2005 Posted July 7, 2005 I dunno but the SWK2: "Echoes" :/ sad but true. Echo was like repeated millions of times for no reason in K2. I'm playing K2 the 4th time now and I get really sad when someone says the word Echo again Or how about K2: Bunch of sad or been-through-tough-past people.
Bytor Posted July 7, 2005 Posted July 7, 2005 Knights of the Old Republic 2: You Have Left Me An Opening Special Disciple Colectors Edition Comes with free Disciple T-Shirt and lifetime membership to the disciple fanclub "I tried the most potent Noise Amplification spell once upon a time. Mavellous spell. I could hear the birds speaking to one another in trees over the horizon, I could hear the rustlings as the clouds rubbed against each other in the sky. I could hear the sound a rainbow makes as it arches it's back over the world. Then a dog barked behind me and I burst my left eardrum."
Jedi Master D Murda Posted July 7, 2005 Posted July 7, 2005 Knights of the Old Republic 2: Unfinished Edition <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Priceless how about: K2: Shadow of Malachor V K2: Echoes K2: 3/4 of a game <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Those are good names. K2: It is a perilous time for the galaxy AGAIN and the republic is on the verge of collapse AGAIN and you have to save their sorry ass AGAIN. Anyone notice the stories are always the same? Republic is in trouble, the galaxy has become a dangerous place, you are the last of the jedi, etc... <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Yeah, I did. Posted about it a while ago in one of the K3 threads saying I am getting sick of the "Republic verges on collapse" though Kreia said the Republic will have a fall that will last millenia.
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