Calax Posted December 23, 2005 Share Posted December 23, 2005 "NO I'm NOT going to go charging up her cargo ramp!" Victor of the 5 year fan fic competition! Kevin Butler will awesome your face off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cassidy Posted December 23, 2005 Share Posted December 23, 2005 "NO I'm NOT going to go charging up her cargo ramp!" <{POST_SNAPBACK}> You know... it's funny. I got that line on my first game, and never since. I'll be finishing up #17 or so in a day or two. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Styur Voln Posted December 23, 2005 Share Posted December 23, 2005 I remember these from the trial of Handon and Rickard on K1 Dantooine: Revan: Handon is lying Bolook: Why do you think this? Revan: Fat people always lie! Carth: lol that's quite funny but shouldn't we be concentrating on the task in hand? Revan: Rickard is lying. Bolook: Why do you think this? Revan: He's a sith spy! Bolook: This is supposed to be serious. I will tell of your failure to the council. And when the sandrals and matales meet: Sandral: Give me back my daughter. Matale: I want my son back. Revan: Nurik, Alhan did kill your son, - Revan: Die, Die, Die! - Revan: Kill them, kill them all! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ioini Posted December 23, 2005 Share Posted December 23, 2005 Revan: Die, Die, Die!- Revan: Kill them, kill them all! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I'm betting your some sort of sociopath? Carth: I don't like to be left out of the loop, I want to know what the council told you in that meeting. Revan: Aww, poor baby, need feeling in some details? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gabrielle Posted December 23, 2005 Share Posted December 23, 2005 Revan: Die, Die, Die!- Revan: Kill them, kill them all! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I'm betting your some sort of sociopath? Carth: I don't like to be left out of the loop, I want to know what the council told you in that meeting. Revan: Aww, poor baby, need feeling in some details? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> One of my favorite replies to Carth. Poor baby. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moreKOTORplz Posted December 24, 2005 Share Posted December 24, 2005 nothing is funnier then speeding up twleik dialogue DOoOO* (w00t) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeathScepter Posted December 24, 2005 Share Posted December 24, 2005 Revan TO the Selkath Judges. Selkath Judge: How do you plead? Revan: I don't plead, I tell. Selkath Judge: I will have not insolence in this court room Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Indev Noor Posted January 1, 2006 Share Posted January 1, 2006 there are many, here's a quick few: "A force cage? This is ridiculous." "Get up, Sith Lord, and I will prove to you that you can die." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karapeters Posted January 1, 2006 Share Posted January 1, 2006 When DS Revan, while on Manaan, refers to a Selkaath as "Flipperhead". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zachech Posted January 1, 2006 Share Posted January 1, 2006 I found it amusing after you pick the Handmaiden when everyone goes back to their respective rooms and Atton makes a remark about how he doesn't have a room and that he'll sit in the ****pit like he always does. I also liked the line "I wanna hold your gland" in the Crystal Cave on Dantooine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Indev Noor Posted January 4, 2006 Share Posted January 4, 2006 Atris : Do you know what you have done ? Exile : Yeah, I killed two planets with one explosion Or I've already killed one planet, I can kill another Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LadyCrimson Posted January 4, 2006 Share Posted January 4, 2006 "Stay out of my head, I mean it." - Atton “Things are as they are. Looking out into the universe at night, we make no comparisons between right and wrong stars, nor between well and badly arranged constellations.” – Alan Watts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gabrielle Posted January 4, 2006 Share Posted January 4, 2006 "Jumping into into the pit is a good idea. Get to ground faster that way." Trandoshan exchange thug on Nar Shada if you chose the evil dialogue option. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyan Posted January 5, 2006 Share Posted January 5, 2006 My all time favourite line out of all the games I've ever played is... "You are easily the vainest, most arrogant man I have ever known! Besides, I know you can't be serious since I was purposesly *not* staring in your direction." - Bastila to my LSM Revan, hands on her hips, frown and all. :D And when she calls my PC insufferable. I somehow manage to get a kick out of winding her up every time. " HK47: Commentary: It is not possible to destroy the master. It is suggested that you run while my blasters warm, meatbags. Bastila to Revan: You are easily the vainest, most arrogant man I have ever met! Canderous to Bastila: Insults? Maybe if your master had trained your lightsaber to be as quick as your tongue you could have escaped those Vulkars, you spoiled little Jedi princess! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CoM_Solaufein Posted January 5, 2006 Share Posted January 5, 2006 "Jumping into into the pit is a good idea. Get to ground faster that way." Trandoshan exchange thug on Nar Shada if you chose the evil dialogue option. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I do that even if I am playing lightside. It's funny and saves you getting into a fight when they just jump off. War is Peace, Freedom is Slavery, Ignorance is StrengthBaldur's Gate moddingTeamBGBaldur's Gate modder/community leaderBaldur's Gate - Enhanced Edition beta testerBaldur's Gate 2 - Enhanced Edition beta tester Icewind Dale - Enhanced Edition beta tester Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Architect Posted January 6, 2006 Share Posted January 6, 2006 Exile: The Republic has avoided it's fate far too long. Let them burn. I love that line... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DAWUSS Posted January 6, 2006 Share Posted January 6, 2006 Cut area (droid factory): HK-51: (mood conditional) Oh fry my motivators. Torture me in the most excruciating manner in an attempt to extract my information Other HK-51: (mood conditional) This unit must have it's vicitm conditionals recalibrated. It went something like that. DAWUSS Dawes ain't too bright. Hitting rock bottom is when you leave 2 tickets on the dash of your car, leave it unlocked hoping someone will steal them & when you come back, there are 4 tickets on your dashboard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth_Lord_Ibbe Posted January 6, 2006 Share Posted January 6, 2006 Hi, I'm new here. Love me! One of the funniest dialogs in Kotor2 must be inside that weird tomb on Korriban. When you face Kreia and the rest of your crew. You can choose not to side with any of them, and then Kreia says: Kreia: Apathy is death. Atton: Apathy is death. Bao-Dur: Apathy is death. T3: Deet, beep, dreeet, beep. Diciple/Handmaiden: Apathy is death. That is fricking wonderful! You have to love T3! Also: Kreia: You've revisited the dark moments of your past, now it is time to face your present. Exile: Yes, there better be some good presents to make this worthwhile. I love how you can stop taking that tomb seriously. Wonderful. And: Atton: I knew it! That little T3-unit stole it (the Ebon Hawk). He's probably joyriding it through the system right now, laughing at us. Laughing at me! Aaaand: Atton: I don't trust droids. They break. In the head. T3: Deet, deet. Atton: Well, whatever you call that thing on your.. head. But the funniest thing ever is from the first game. If you visit Manaan after you find out that you are Revan. You can talk to some Sith-troopers, who are very rude to you. Then you can say something like this: Revan: Do you know who I am? Sith solider: Let me guess: The Dark Lord of the Sith. Revan: Well, actually... Yes. Yes I am! Sith solider: Heh, heh Revan, right? Revan: Yeah, that's right! Then the solider says something like "move along now", or something. It made me laugh, anyways. Stupid Manaan with their stupid "no-violence-treaty". Stupid flipperheads. You've been Ibb'd! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daymar78 Posted January 7, 2006 Share Posted January 7, 2006 (edited) There's lots of convos I love, here's one from KOTOR (with Revan female): Revan: This a good time to ask some more questions? Carth: I'm all ears, beautiful. Revan: I like the sound of that. Carth: Which, the fact I'm all ears or the beautiful part? Revan: The beautiful part, keep calling me that. Carth: I might, but what are you going to call me in return? Revan: How about "sexist worm"? Carth: Is that it? you can do better than that! Revan: Labotomized gamorrean! ((the other choices being Brainless, lice-ridden bantha! or Sexless marshtoad!)) Carth: Ouch. heh heh. That *is* better. well, I bet beautiful doesn't sound so bad in comparison now does it? Revan: Ha ha! you're such a pain, you know that? Revan: I'd just like to know you a little better. Carth: Oh well if it's an interrogation you wanted, why didn't you say so? Revan: Excellent! Soon all your secrets will be mine! speaking of interrogations in KOTOR2 I thought the convo with HK-47 when you tell him you want to ask him questions is hilarious, though I dont know it off the top of my head. HK keeps telling you to feel free to torture him else he'd be disapointed. I'll try and replay that part form a save and add it later. Oh and another insult flinging convo with Carth: Revan: Don't tell me not to take it personally, you hairless wookie! Carth: Hairless wookie? Alright sister just... just calm down before your head explodes! Revan: We'll just see who's head explodes, you ungrateful monkey-lizard! Carth: Is that your idea of an insult? come on sister take your best shot! Revan: Drooling Bomarr cast-off! ((other choice is Gamorrean pig-man)) Carth: Oh ouch. I think you hurt my man-feelings with that one. Edited January 7, 2006 by daymar78 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daaave Posted January 7, 2006 Share Posted January 7, 2006 HK's definition of love. Can't remeber exactly what he said but I know it's damn funny. Just because you're a bit thinner than your even fatter mum it doesn't mean you're in excellent physical shape, if you could fit through the door and view the normal people you'd notice that cheeseburger boy. Squid suck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gabrielle Posted January 8, 2006 Share Posted January 8, 2006 HK-47 with the pacifist chip installed. Priceless. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daymar78 Posted January 8, 2006 Share Posted January 8, 2006 HK-47: Oh fine. Laugh at me, humiliate your pet droid, go ahead. Revan: You're a travelling piece of bad luck, aren't you? Hk-47: Objection: Have I not brought you a great deal of satisfaction? Revan: You don't want to hear the answer to that. HK-47: you are a very harsh master, master. I like you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SSgtSniper Posted January 8, 2006 Share Posted January 8, 2006 HK's definition of love. Can't remeber exactly what he said but I know it's damn funny. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> His definition of love makes me cupid, let's put it that way. And shepherds we shall be, for Thee, my Lord, for Thee. Power hath descended forth from Thy hand, that our feet may swiftly carry out Thy command. So we shall flow a river forth unto Thee, and teeming with souls shall it ever be, In Nomine Patris, et Fili, et Spiritus Sancti. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daymar78 Posted January 8, 2006 Share Posted January 8, 2006 HK's definition of love. Can't remeber exactly what he said but I know it's damn funny. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> His definition of love makes me cupid, let's put it that way. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> That's just scary Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeathScepter Posted January 8, 2006 Share Posted January 8, 2006 If anyone agrees with Hk-47's logic is scary. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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