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I remember these from the trial of Handon and Rickard on K1 Dantooine:

 

Revan: Handon is lying

Bolook: Why do you think this?

Revan: Fat people always lie!

Carth: lol that's quite funny but shouldn't we be concentrating on the task in hand?

 

Revan: Rickard is lying.

Bolook: Why do you think this?

Revan: He's a sith spy!

Bolook: This is supposed to be serious. I will tell of your failure to the council.

 

And when the sandrals and matales meet:

Sandral: Give me back my daughter.

Matale: I want my son back.

Revan: Nurik, Alhan did kill your son,

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Revan: Die, Die, Die!

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Revan: Kill them, kill them all! :)

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Revan: Die, Die, Die!

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Revan: Kill them, kill them all! :p

 

I'm betting your some sort of sociopath?

 

Carth: I don't like to be left out of the loop, I want to know what the council told you in that meeting.

 

Revan: Aww, poor baby, need feeling in some details?

One of my favorite replies to Carth. Poor baby. :)

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I found it amusing after you pick the Handmaiden when everyone goes back to their respective rooms and Atton makes a remark about how he doesn't have a room and that he'll sit in the ****pit like he always does. I also liked the line "I wanna hold your gland" in the Crystal Cave on Dantooine.

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My all time favourite line out of all the games I've ever played is...

 

"You are easily the vainest, most arrogant man I have ever known! Besides, I know you can't be serious since I was purposesly *not* staring in your direction." - Bastila to my LSM Revan, hands on her hips, frown and all. :D

 

And when she calls my PC insufferable. I somehow manage to get a kick out of winding her up every time. :blink:"

HK47: Commentary: It is not possible to destroy the master. It is suggested that you run while my blasters warm, meatbags.

Bastila to Revan: You are easily the vainest, most arrogant man I have ever met!

Canderous to Bastila: Insults? Maybe if your master had trained your lightsaber to be as quick as your tongue you could have escaped those Vulkars, you spoiled little Jedi princess!

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"Jumping into into the pit is a good idea. Get to ground faster that way." Trandoshan exchange thug on Nar Shada if you chose the evil dialogue option.

I do that even if I am playing lightside. It's funny and saves you getting into a fight when they just jump off.

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Cut area (droid factory):

HK-51: (mood conditional) Oh fry my motivators. Torture me in the most excruciating manner in an attempt to extract my information

 

Other HK-51: (mood conditional) This unit must have it's vicitm conditionals recalibrated.

 

It went something like that.

DAWUSS

 

 

Dawes ain't too bright. Hitting rock bottom is when you leave 2 tickets on the dash of your car, leave it unlocked hoping someone will steal them & when you come back, there are 4 tickets on your dashboard.
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Hi, I'm new here. Love me!

 

One of the funniest dialogs in Kotor2 must be inside that weird tomb on Korriban. When you face Kreia and the rest of your crew. You can choose not to side with any of them, and then Kreia says:

 

Kreia: Apathy is death.

Atton: Apathy is death.

Bao-Dur: Apathy is death.

T3: Deet, beep, dreeet, beep.

Diciple/Handmaiden: Apathy is death.

 

That is fricking wonderful! You have to love T3! Also:

 

Kreia: You've revisited the dark moments of your past, now it is time to face your present.

Exile: Yes, there better be some good presents to make this worthwhile.

 

I love how you can stop taking that tomb seriously. Wonderful.

 

And:

 

Atton: I knew it! That little T3-unit stole it (the Ebon Hawk). He's probably joyriding it through the system right now, laughing at us. Laughing at me!

 

Aaaand:

 

Atton: I don't trust droids. They break. In the head.

T3: Deet, deet.

Atton: Well, whatever you call that thing on your.. head.

 

But the funniest thing ever is from the first game. If you visit Manaan after you find out that you are Revan. You can talk to some Sith-troopers, who are very rude to you. Then you can say something like this:

 

Revan: Do you know who I am?

Sith solider: Let me guess: The Dark Lord of the Sith.

Revan: Well, actually... Yes. Yes I am!

Sith solider: Heh, heh Revan, right?

Revan: Yeah, that's right!

 

Then the solider says something like "move along now", or something. It made me laugh, anyways. Stupid Manaan with their stupid "no-violence-treaty". Stupid flipperheads.

You've been Ibb'd!

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There's lots of convos I love, here's one from KOTOR (with Revan female):

 

Revan: This a good time to ask some more questions?

Carth: I'm all ears, beautiful.

Revan: I like the sound of that.

Carth: Which, the fact I'm all ears or the beautiful part?

Revan: The beautiful part, keep calling me that.

Carth: I might, but what are you going to call me in return?

Revan: How about "sexist worm"?

Carth: Is that it? you can do better than that!

Revan: Labotomized gamorrean! ((the other choices being Brainless, lice-ridden bantha! or Sexless marshtoad!))

Carth: Ouch. heh heh. That *is* better. well, I bet beautiful doesn't sound so bad in comparison now does it?

Revan: Ha ha! you're such a pain, you know that?

 

 

 

Revan: I'd just like to know you a little better.

Carth: Oh well if it's an interrogation you wanted, why didn't you say so?

Revan: Excellent! Soon all your secrets will be mine!

 

 

speaking of interrogations in KOTOR2 I thought the convo with HK-47 when you tell him you want to ask him questions is hilarious, though I dont know it off the top of my head. HK keeps telling you to feel free to torture him else he'd be disapointed. I'll try and replay that part form a save and add it later.

 

Oh and another insult flinging convo with Carth:

 

Revan: Don't tell me not to take it personally, you hairless wookie!

Carth: Hairless wookie? Alright sister just... just calm down before your head explodes!

Revan: We'll just see who's head explodes, you ungrateful monkey-lizard!

Carth: Is that your idea of an insult? come on sister take your best shot!

Revan: Drooling Bomarr cast-off! ((other choice is Gamorrean pig-man))

Carth: Oh ouch. I think you hurt my man-feelings with that one.

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HK's definition of love. Can't remeber exactly what he said but I know it's damn funny.

 

;)

Just because you're a bit thinner than your even fatter mum it doesn't mean you're in excellent physical shape, if you could fit through the door and view the normal people you'd notice that cheeseburger boy. Squid suck.

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HK-47: Oh fine. Laugh at me, humiliate your pet droid, go ahead.

 

 

 

Revan: You're a travelling piece of bad luck, aren't you?

Hk-47: Objection: Have I not brought you a great deal of satisfaction?

Revan: You don't want to hear the answer to that.

HK-47: you are a very harsh master, master. I like you.

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HK's definition of love. Can't remeber exactly what he said but I know it's damn funny.

 

:lol:

 

 

His definition of love makes me cupid, let's put it that way. :)

And shepherds we shall be,

for Thee, my Lord, for Thee.

Power hath descended forth from Thy hand,

that our feet may swiftly carry out Thy command.

So we shall flow a river forth unto Thee,

and teeming with souls shall it ever be,

In Nomine Patris, et Fili, et Spiritus Sancti.

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