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Its mixed but only about 1 girl for every 300 guys.

 

 

 

So you just leaned out from the boat and your back cracked? :) My experiences from sailing is limited to being drunk in various places of the boat. There was also one instance where I had to walk drunk through 150meters of woods in pitch black darkness because the girls had taken the flashlight. I hit a lot of trees.

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"I suppose outright stupidity and complete lack of taste could also be considered points of view. "

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@Meta:

 

That's quite a coincidence!! The messing up of my back started with boating as well, except it involved switching between pulling on the jib sheet and pumping water out of the boat for about 26 hours straight on this boat:

 

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26 man crew, and we were in a race from denmark to norway that lasted for about one and a half days...I was supposed to get some rest, but the guy in the other shift who had the same position as I managed to get himself seasick and smacking his head a bit while taking down the top sail :) , so I had to fill in.

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When the officers are inspecting them, what exactly are they inspecting them for?

There are two parts of the male anatomy that must be kept clean at all times: privates and feet. Why? Because those are the two parts of the male body that bad hygiene can really mess with. An officer's job is practically to make sure all of his soldiers are in combat ready condition. By inspecting his men, he is making sure they've all followed the hygienic standards and that they're not risking their health by not cleaning themselves properly. Also, the 'ritual' has some other, deeper psychological meaning which I'm not familiar with (or at least forgot about) but it's damn effective.

 

This ritual is only practiced while the soldiers are out in the field for long periods of time, and not when they're back at the training grounds.

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Useless trivia: A raisin dropped in a fresh glass of soda will bounce up and down continually from the bottom of the glass to the top. (I haven't tested this.)

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Useless information: I have officially given up my revision as nothing seems to be going in  :D

 

*does manic celebratory dance*

 

DL

 

I know what that feels like!!

 

I had my English literature exam this morning. Anyone ever read "To Kill A Mockingbird"?

 

Here's a quote from the book-

"In our courts, when it's a white man's word against a black man's, the white man always wins. They're ugly, but those are the facts of life."

 

 

P.S So this isn't a spam post here's some useless information-

"You learn something new everyday"

 

Not today eh? :ermm:

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Useless information: I have officially given up my revision as nothing seems to be going in  :D

 

*does manic celebratory dance*

 

DL

 

I know what that feels like!!

 

I had my English literature exam this morning. Anyone ever read "To Kill A Mockingbird"?

 

Here's a quote from the book-

"In our courts, when it's a white man's word against a black man's, the white man always wins. They're ugly, but those are the facts of life."

 

 

P.S So this isn't a spam post here's some useless information-

"You learn something new everyday"

 

Not today eh? :)

 

TKAM was one of the most boring books ever written. :) The only good part was the trial. Everything else was just fluff...

 

Many people are born with extra body parts (from the odd 6th finger to various other... anatomical discrepencies...) :ph34r:

 

Virginia schools' summer break is only 1 and 1/2 of a month long, and their winter break is only 1 week. No added time anywhere else... <_<

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Useless information: There's a high probability that I failed my exam today... but at least I have four months off to revise for a probable resit (w00t)

 

*can't stop doing manic dance as have had too much sugar*

 

DL

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We feel your pain, Launch.

 

 

But take comfort in the fact that the ribs on the pressure hull of a submarine grants the ability to go 33% deeper than with an unribbed hull ;)

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Important: as the following sentence contains many naughty words I warn you not to read it under any circumstances; botty, knickers, wee, erogenous zone, psychiatrist, clitoris, stockings, bosom, poetry reading, dentist, fellatio and the department of agriculture.

 

"I suppose outright stupidity and complete lack of taste could also be considered points of view. "

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Useless information: There's a high probability that I failed my exam today... but at least I have four months off to revise for a probable resit  (w00t)

 

*can't stop doing manic dance as have had too much sugar*

 

DL

You had an exam today? Then you shouldn't have been even attempting to revise this morning! Going for a walk or doing a hobby is much better preparation so close to the exam itself. Sorry, that's useful information, and therefore off-topic.

 

Plus, most people are very poor judges of their own exam performance: if you think you did badly, most likely you did pretty well.

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Plus, most people are very poor judges of their own exam performance: if you think you did badly, most likely you did pretty well.

Speak for yourself. If I come out of an exam tearing my shirt and pulling my hair it's unlikely I have passed the exam. The opposite isn't necessarily true, but usually if I have studied, exams are a breeze.

 

Now for our little useless info tidbit for the scientifically illiterate:

 

Alternating current is much more deadly than direct current.

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@Meta:

 

That's quite a coincidence!!  The messing up of my back started with boating as well, except it involved switching between pulling on the jib sheet and pumping water out of the boat for about 26 hours straight on this boat:

 

[snip: http://www.sxk.se/seglarskolan/GRU.gif ]

 

26 man crew, and we were in a race from denmark to norway that lasted for about one and a half days...I was supposed to get some rest, but the guy in the other shift who had the same position as I managed to get himself seasick and smacking his head a bit while taking down the top sail :( , so I had to fill in.

Nice boat. Ouch!, to the head hitting thing.

 

Yeah, I was thinking of of doing a leg on a round-the-world race they were advertising for 2006 ... but I've forgotten the website ... hmmm ...

 

I don't envy you pumping out water at that temperature; I'm surprised you and the other guy didn't get hypothermia.

EXTREMELY USEFUL CAREER INFORMATION: You can still be a Pirate!

 

Well, I know what I'm doing in my Gap Year.  :ermm:

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Useless facts about the December 2004 Tsunami (from Wikipedia)

 

The total energy released by the earthquake in the Indian Ocean has been estimated as 4.3 exajoules (4.3

“He who joyfully marches to music in rank and file has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would surely suffice.” - Albert Einstein
 

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Oh, yes. I always carry one of those around with me. :) (Sorry, off topic)

 

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Geekified Star Wars Geek

 

Heart of the Force, Arm of the Force

 

"Only a Sith deals in absolutes!"

-Obi-wan to Anakin (NOT advocating Grey-Jedidom)

 

"The Force doesn't control people, Kreia controls people."

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Alas, you are correct Reveilled... I bow down to your superior geekiness :)

 

Ok, something useless... ermm... ok: Its my last exam tomorrow! Yay!

 

*ceases celebratory dance as I remember to go and revise*

 

DL

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