Judge Hades Posted March 20, 2005 Posted March 20, 2005 Ewoks are a bunch of fuzzy pygmies with cunning intelligence. They are not to be taken as a joke. They are not cute. They are a menace.
><FISH'> Posted March 20, 2005 Posted March 20, 2005 the first ewok they showed was cute.....the rest were not.
Ace Posted March 20, 2005 Posted March 20, 2005 What we discover in KOTOR3 is that the Ewoks are the true Sith, and the Sithari turns them from their previous darker path to more martial persuits to prepare for the great war thousands of years away...
jaguars4ever Posted March 20, 2005 Posted March 20, 2005 the first ewok they showed was cute.....the rest were not. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Especially the one who died. (Edit : Too bad they nuked the Ep. III comic leaked scans thread )
Kissamies Posted March 20, 2005 Posted March 20, 2005 It is a little known fact that the Death Star 2 wasn't actually destroyed in the end of ROTJ. That was just an ewok force illusion. Death Star will be back and this time it will throw rocks at planets. Yub yub. SODOFF Steam group.
GhostofAnakin Posted March 20, 2005 Posted March 20, 2005 Ewoks are obviously strong in the Force. I mean think about it, they're just a furry version of Yoda. Or perhaps that's what Yoda's species looks like before it grows old and loses most of its hair. "Console exclusive is such a harsh word." - Darque"Console exclusive is two words Darque." - Nartwak (in response to Darque's observation)
cewekeds Posted March 20, 2005 Posted March 20, 2005 I just think the force is just bad for hair. Look at most of the old masters. Yado vandar, Vrook, jolee and Vader, All bald.
EUIX Posted March 20, 2005 Posted March 20, 2005 I like the old fashion saber fights much better then the new martial art inspired ones. "For ourselves, we shall not trouble you with specious pretences- either of how we have a right to our empire because we overthrew the Mede, or are now attacking you because of wrong that you have done us- and make a long speech which would not be believed; and in return we hope that you, instead of thinking to influence us by saying that you did not join the Lacedaemonians, although their colonists, or that you have done us no wrong, will aim at what is feasible, holding in view the real sentiments of us both; since you know as well as we do that right, as the world goes, is only in question between equals in power, while the strong do what they can and the weak suffer what they must."
Hunter_of_Chaos Posted March 20, 2005 Posted March 20, 2005 Ewoks are obviously strong in the Force. I mean think about it, they're just a furry version of Yoda. Or perhaps that's what Yoda's species looks like before it grows old and loses most of its hair. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> *Yoda in a moment of less self control while on the high council * <_< Yoda: Yub yub No I dont think thats possible ,Yoda cant be an ewok
OrganisedChaos Posted March 20, 2005 Posted March 20, 2005 Why is it that both ewoks and jawas have some common words in their language? In ANH when the jawas capture R2 one yells "i oo da'. (rough spelling ) in ROTJ when an ewok swings across the ewok villiage he yells the same thing.... Is this another example of George 'cheapskate' Lucas reusing sound because he couldnt be bothered to record new dialouge? (emperor scream used for luke)
Darth Flatus Posted March 20, 2005 Posted March 20, 2005 I think the jawas and ewoks lingo is like a sped up reversed version of some african language.
><FISH'> Posted March 21, 2005 Posted March 21, 2005 just imagine how much MONEY lucas could make if he made a game which allowed people to kill gungans and ewoks "
Rosbjerg Posted March 21, 2005 Posted March 21, 2005 dude don't post like that ... you sound smarter then. Fortune favors the bald.
Kissamies Posted March 21, 2005 Posted March 21, 2005 Ewoks are actually what remains of the True Sith. Endor is the lost colony that Jedi never found. They used their sith alchemy to transform themselves into most horrible forms they could imagine and what we see in RotJ is the result. Of course Lucas had to ruin it by not showing their true cannibalistic nature properly. SODOFF Steam group.
Lord Zacarus Posted March 21, 2005 Posted March 21, 2005 Some of that trailer made me think.... I'm sure this has been discussed amongst people before, but when Obi Wan says "you were the chosen one!" in the trailer, it made me think this over. ... was Anakin ever REALLY the chosen jedi? I think he's really more of a red herring than anything else. The chosen one is the one who brought "balance to the force"... and I have the stubborn belief that it was Luke who was chosen, not Anakin. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> No, he's the Chosen One. He does indeed bring balance to the force....When he's finished, there are two Jedi left, and two Sith left. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Actually there are three Jedi left. Obi-Wan goes to Tatooine with Luke, Mace-Windu goes with Padme and Leia to Alderaan, and Yoda goes to Dagobah. Bitch. Ο κώδικας του sίτΗ Η ειρήνη είναι ένα ψέμα είναι εκεί μόνο πάθος. Μέσω του πάθους κερδίζω τη δύναμη. Μέσω της δύναμης κερδίζω τη δύναμη. Μέσω της δύναμης κερδίζω τη νίκη. Μέσω της νίκης οι αλυσίδες μου είναι σπασμένες. Η δύναμη θα με απελευθερώσει. Μάθετε αυτό και θα είστε αντάξιοι της παρουσίας μου. από μηχανής θεός
Darth Flatus Posted March 21, 2005 Posted March 21, 2005 Is bringing balance to the force relating to numbers of sith and jedi? Does balance mean equal quantities of dark and light in the universe or does it mean a situation where only light exists? like before the first split in the jedi order Mace Windu seems opposed to the idea that Anakin is indeed chosen. Maybe the prophecy was misinterpreted.
Lucius Posted March 21, 2005 Posted March 21, 2005 I wanna see Jar Jar DIES... anyone know if he dies? If so, does anyone know if it'll be brutal and scare the kiddies into crying? DENMARK! It appears that I have not yet found a sig to replace the one about me not being banned... interesting.
GhostofAnakin Posted March 22, 2005 Posted March 22, 2005 Jar Jar mutates into the Emperor. All the "released" videos are aimed to trick the public into thinking that Palpatine is the Emperor, when in fact Jar Jar is the Emperor all along. "Console exclusive is such a harsh word." - Darque"Console exclusive is two words Darque." - Nartwak (in response to Darque's observation)
Darth Credulous Posted March 30, 2005 Posted March 30, 2005 Is bringing balance to the force relating to numbers of sith and jedi? Does balance mean equal quantities of dark and light in the universe or does it mean a situation where only light exists? like before the first split in the jedi order Mace Windu seems opposed to the idea that Anakin is indeed chosen. Maybe the prophecy was misinterpreted. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> He is indeed the Chosen One. Bear in mind he doesn't just equalise the numbers - he destroys the old, fossilised Jedi Order entirely, and he kills the Emperor too - in the process, killing himself, leaving both Jedi and Sith non-existant. He gives Force-users in the galaxy a chance to start again, afresh, allowing Luke to rebuild the Jedi tradition free of both the shadow of the Dark Side and the strictures of the stagnant Jedi Order. That is the 'Balance' that is referred to.
Odinson Posted March 30, 2005 Posted March 30, 2005 Is bringing balance to the force relating to numbers of sith and jedi? Does balance mean equal quantities of dark and light in the universe or does it mean a situation where only light exists? like before the first split in the jedi order Mace Windu seems opposed to the idea that Anakin is indeed chosen. Maybe the prophecy was misinterpreted. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> He is indeed the Chosen One. Bear in mind he doesn't just equalise the numbers - he destroys the old, fossilised Jedi Order entirely, and he kills the Emperor too - in the process, killing himself, leaving both Jedi and Sith non-existant. He gives Force-users in the galaxy a chance to start again, afresh, allowing Luke to rebuild the Jedi tradition free of both the shadow of the Dark Side and the strictures of the stagnant Jedi Order. That is the 'Balance' that is referred to. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> That was an excellent explanation dude. You sold it, and I bought it.
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