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Haha, repent swedes, REPENT! :D

"Some men see things as they are and say why?"
"I dream things that never were and say why not?"
- George Bernard Shaw

"Hope in reality is the worst of all evils because it prolongs the torments of man."
- Friedrich Nietzsche

 

"The amount of energy necessary to refute bull**** is an order of magnitude bigger than to produce it."

- Some guy 

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Can you see now? This means that we Finns have always been justified in our hate. It's all so clear to me now! :blink:

kirottu said:
I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden.

 

It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai.

So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds

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hey!

We Danish hated them first!! I think we should have some credit for that .. even fought alot of wars with 'em .. ahh those were the days (aside from that time when they totally invaded us and took all of our swedish possesions!)

 

hmm it would seem God is on your side for now .. the site is down ..

Fortune favors the bald.

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wow, what a fruit cake. This guy is a veritable cornucopia of fruit.

 

A few observations, though:

 

Is sodomy a crime? I mean, it must already be a crime to be decrimanalized, right? That sounds weird. I've always wondered how folks managed to enforce something like sodomy laws.

 

What the hell is he saying with the Tsunami stuff? I didn't really go through all of his source materials, but it seemed as if he were saying the Swedes had more killed in the Tsunamis than other Europeans.

 

I've been called a devil for being white, American, and Catholic. I just wonder what's next? If we ever colonize space, the colonies will refer to Earthling devils and the Earth will refer to the evil savages in the colonies.

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Fred Phelps strikes again. 

 

It really is amazing how much hate this sad little dis-barred lawyer has in him.

I saw that site a long time ago. I seriously thought it was just a satire site, with some outrageously bad jokes. Are you saying that guy was actually for *real* ??? :-

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I just read in the paper today that the good pastor is now attacking our poor king Gustaf. The royal court officials are horrifed and have dispatched an elite company of ninjahs to dispatch phelps.

 

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Pastor Fred Phelps is the pastor of the Westboro Baptist church, or the WBC. He preaches that hate is god's greatest virtue. He's the sickest kind of psycho, since he believes himself totally righteous in his actions.

 

He protested the Shepard funeral with signs saying "GOD HATES ****" and "MATHEW SHEPARD BURNS IN **** HELL". Real swell guy. He even tried to have a statue erected at the site of the shepard murder of Mathew Shepard with a plaque saying "Here a **** was sent to hell" or something similiarly sympathetic and humane.

 

he's a douche.

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The site mentions WBC members being arrested on entering Canada to protest gays being protected from hate crimes. Just for clarification, that has nothing to do with them coming to protest, its just that Canada classifies the WBC as a terrorist organization.

The area between the balls and the butt is a hotbed of terrorist activity.

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