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...as all should know, next year be the 25th anniversary o' the greatest cRPG e'er to grace a PC, PLANESCAPE: TORMENT...would be only fittin' that what's left o' the ol' ISLE should be the ones who bring 'er back for this Generation to enjoy...get 'er done, kids!!...👍

 

 

...WHO LUVS YA, BABY!!...

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A long, long time ago, but I can still remember,
How the Trolling used to make me smile.
And I knew if I had my chance, I could egg on a few Trolls to "dance",
And maybe we'd be happy for a while.
But then Krackhead left and so did Klown;
Volo and Turnip were banned, Mystake got run out o' town.
Bad news on the Front Page,
BIOweenia said goodbye in a heated rage.
I can't remember if I cried
When I heard that TORN was recently fried,
But sadness touched me deep inside,
The day...Black Isle died.


For tarna, Visc, an' the rest o' the ol' Islanders that fell along the way

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It already got remade enhanced 6 years ago.

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I think PST:EE is the only EE I would actually play - from what I understand, Beamdog didn't butcher it like they did the BG EEs.

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I'm sure PST would look nice on the Pillars of Eternity engine

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Everyone who loved Planescape Torment should play Disco Elysium.

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On 3/27/2023 at 4:41 PM, Sargallath Abraxium said:

...as all should know, next year be the 25th anniversary o' the greatest cRPG e'er to grace a PC, PLANESCAPE: TORMENT...would be only fittin' that what's left o' the ol' ISLE should be the ones who bring 'er back for this Generation to enjoy...get 'er done, kids!!...👍

 

 

...WHO LUVS YA, BABY!!...

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Figured the Coconut Clan would plump more for IWD really.

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6 hours ago, Amentep said:

Figured the Coconut Clan would plump more for IWD really.

...lol...dunna e'en have the customs site anymores...the ol' Coconut Clan be long rotted away, amigo...more's the pity...

 

 

...WHO LUVS YA, BABY!!...

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A long, long time ago, but I can still remember,
How the Trolling used to make me smile.
And I knew if I had my chance, I could egg on a few Trolls to "dance",
And maybe we'd be happy for a while.
But then Krackhead left and so did Klown;
Volo and Turnip were banned, Mystake got run out o' town.
Bad news on the Front Page,
BIOweenia said goodbye in a heated rage.
I can't remember if I cried
When I heard that TORN was recently fried,
But sadness touched me deep inside,
The day...Black Isle died.


For tarna, Visc, an' the rest o' the ol' Islanders that fell along the way

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7 minutes ago, Sargallath Abraxium said:

...lol...dunna e'en have the customs site anymores...the ol' Coconut Clan be long rotted away, amigo...more's the pity...

 

 

...WHO LUVS YA, BABY!!...

No good substitutes for African swallows when it comes to keeping Coconuts afloat then?...

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13 minutes ago, Gorth said:

No good substitutes for African swallows when it comes to keeping Coconuts afloat then?...

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...the Evil BillGatesonator put the kibosh ta all that, amigo...nuthin' left that can make 'er within a Dragon's flight o' Lac Dinneshere...more's the pity...😭

 

 

...WHO LUVS YA, BABY!!...

A long, long time ago, but I can still remember,
How the Trolling used to make me smile.
And I knew if I had my chance, I could egg on a few Trolls to "dance",
And maybe we'd be happy for a while.
But then Krackhead left and so did Klown;
Volo and Turnip were banned, Mystake got run out o' town.
Bad news on the Front Page,
BIOweenia said goodbye in a heated rage.
I can't remember if I cried
When I heard that TORN was recently fried,
But sadness touched me deep inside,
The day...Black Isle died.


For tarna, Visc, an' the rest o' the ol' Islanders that fell along the way

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torment has gotten more love than most older games which didn't sell, fallout being a noteworthy exception.

https://www.beamdog.com/games/planescape-torment-enhanced/

https://www.inxile-entertainment.com/games/torment-tides-of-numenera

the inxile title had actual planescpe developer folks working on their updated version.  converse, josh sawyer was the web guy for torment. obsidian don't have a planescape license and their ties to the title is increasing remote.

so...

HA! Good Fun!

 

 

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A long, long time ago, but I can still remember,
How the Trolling used to make me smile.
And I knew if I had my chance, I could egg on a few Trolls to "dance",
And maybe we'd be happy for a while.
But then Krackhead left and so did Klown;
Volo and Turnip were banned, Mystake got run out o' town.
Bad news on the Front Page,
BIOweenia said goodbye in a heated rage.
I can't remember if I cried
When I heard that TORN was recently fried,
But sadness touched me deep inside,
The day...Black Isle died.


For tarna, Visc, an' the rest o' the ol' Islanders that fell along the way

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