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Is that real? Even for Shapiro it is exceedingly dumb. 

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2 hours ago, Pidesco said:

Is that real? Even for Shapiro it is exceedingly dumb. 

Is that supposed to be remotely funny? Doesn't seem like it.

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Ever heard of sarcasm? And why when i quote someone's post what i write doesn't show?

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The words freedom and liberty, are diminishing the true meaning of the abstract concept they try to explain. The true nature of freedom is such, that the human mind is unable to comprehend it, so we make a cage and name it freedom in order to give a tangible meaning to what we dont understand, just as our ancestors made gods like Thor or Zeus to explain thunder.

 

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5 minutes ago, teknoman2 said:

Ever heard of sarcasm? And why when i quote someone's post what i write doesn't show?

Sarcasm doesn't really translate over text. Doesn't this guy have a reputation of being a buzzkill?

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Waste of skin, really.

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"Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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2 hours ago, teknoman2 said:

Ever heard of sarcasm? And why when i quote someone's post what i write doesn't show?

Glad you recognized my sarcasm, mate. 😛

"It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats."

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4 hours ago, Raithe said:

 

Murdoch Media... extremely dangerous to democracy. It would be hilarious if it wasn't so sad.

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I wasn't sure whether to post this here or in the random and weird thread, since I do find it funny, but there's no actual joke here, this is 100% accurate:

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Anyone living outside Murica might look at that and think "wait, what!?". Murica has some really confusing gun laws.

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"Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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14 hours ago, Gorth said:

Murdoch Media... extremely dangerous to democracy. It would be hilarious if it wasn't so sad.

Sinclair Broadcast Group, AFAIK.  They do "Must Run Segments" on the stations they own where the news departments have no choice but to run it, verbatim, on their news broadcasts.  They're the second largest television operator in the US.

They also are so conservative they blur cleavage on women when they run old movies or bluring them because they don't have a bra on.  70s films are almost unwatchable on their digital network channels (Comet, Charge!)

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Civilization, in fact, grows more and more maudlin and hysterical; especially under democracy it tends to degenerate into a mere combat of crazes; the whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, most of them imaginary. - H.L. Mencken

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On 10/28/2022 at 5:58 PM, Azdeus said:

I would have failed the lingon berry test too 😳

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To be fair, we typically say "lingonsylt" or "rårörda lingon", it bugged me a little, I've never met anyone that eats just lingon to beef patties.

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Civilization, in fact, grows more and more maudlin and hysterical; especially under democracy it tends to degenerate into a mere combat of crazes; the whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, most of them imaginary. - H.L. Mencken

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Just got back from MCM London Comic-Con and I shall provide...

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