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And as we slide into Valentine's moments...



The Shadow Vessel
Love, exciting... and new...
Come aboard. We're expecting you...
Love, life's sweetest reward. Let it flow, it floats  back through you...
The Shadow vessel, soon will be making another run, to your planet
and we'll promises something for everyone...
Set a course for adventure, Your mind on a new romance...
Love won't hurt anymore,
It's an open smile... on a friendly shore....

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"Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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6 minutes ago, Raithe said:


for everyone else, there is adblocked xD

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I'm the enemy, 'cause I like to think, I like to read. I'm into freedom of speech, and freedom of choice. I'm the kinda guy that likes to sit in a greasy spoon and wonder, "Gee, should I have the T-bone steak or the jumbo rack of barbecue ribs with the side-order of gravy fries?" I want high cholesterol! I wanna eat bacon, and butter, and buckets of cheese, okay?! I wanna smoke a Cuban cigar the size of Cincinnati in the non-smoking section! I wanna run naked through the street, with green Jell-O all over my body, reading Playboy magazine. Why? Because I suddenly may feel the need to, okay, pal? I've SEEN the future. Do you know what it is? It's a 47-year-old virgin sitting around in his beige pajamas, drinking a banana-broccoli shake, singing "I'm an Oscar Meyer Wiene"

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For those who are in for the long joke...



“He who joyfully marches to music in rank and file has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would surely suffice.” - Albert Einstein

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