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"Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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    "It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats."

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    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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    The words freedom and liberty, are diminishing the true meaning of the abstract concept they try to explain. The true nature of freedom is such, that the human mind is unable to comprehend it, so we make a cage and name it freedom in order to give a tangible meaning to what we dont understand, just as our ancestors made gods like Thor or Zeus to explain thunder.

     

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    What? You thought it was a quote from some well known wise guy from the past?

     

    Stupidity leads to willful ignorance - willful ignorance leads to hope - hope leads to sex - and that is how a new generation of fools is born!


    We are hardcore role players... When we go to bed with a girl, we roll a D20 to see if we hit the target and a D6 to see how much penetration damage we did.

     

    Modern democracy is: the sheep voting for which dog will be the shepherd's right hand.

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    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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    May be an image of road and text that says 'Hundred bucks says there's a coyote under there!'

    "While it is true you learn with age, the down side is what you often learn is what a damn fool you were before"

    Thomas Sowell

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    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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    Why has elegance found so little following? Elegance has the disadvantage that hard work is needed to achieve it and a good education to appreciate it. - Edsger Wybe Dijkstra

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    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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    These aren't really super funny, didn't know where else to put them.

    ...it's not just with dads. I can confirm at some point I hugged my mom this way all the time. 😛


    ...opposites attract may work out for many, but I dated an extreme extrovert once, as a teen. That didn't work out so well. 😄

     

    Still gaming with my 9900k/2080ti/32 ram. One day I suppose a game may inspire me to finally upgrade. Maybe. 

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    38 minutes ago, LadyCrimson said:

    These aren't really super funny, didn't know where else to put them.

    ...it's not just with dads. I can confirm at some point I hugged my mom this way all the time. 😛

    Came from a very non-huggy family so never had this problem as we never really hugged. :alienani:

    I cannot - yet I must. How do you calculate that? At what point on the graph do "must" and "cannot" meet? Yet I must - but I cannot! ~ Ro-Man

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    Just now, Amentep said:

    Came from a very non-huggy family so never had this problem as we never really hugged. :alienani:

    Mom was huggy. By the time I was a mid-teen she rarely tried to hug me. For 40 years hugs are reserved only for bf/spouse. Occasionally I'll tolerate a hug if it seems super rude to refuse or something but my usual method is to keep a good distance or literally hide behind someone else when saying goodbye or whatever, so people rarely even try to initiate one.

    Still gaming with my 9900k/2080ti/32 ram. One day I suppose a game may inspire me to finally upgrade. Maybe. 

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    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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    Why has elegance found so little following? Elegance has the disadvantage that hard work is needed to achieve it and a good education to appreciate it. - Edsger Wybe Dijkstra

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