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Funny Stuff: The Phantom Funny

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"It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats."

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    This post is not to be enjoyed, discussed, or referenced on company time.

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    The words freedom and liberty, are diminishing the true meaning of the abstract concept they try to explain. The true nature of freedom is such, that the human mind is unable to comprehend it, so we make a cage and name it freedom in order to give a tangible meaning to what we dont understand, just as our ancestors made gods like Thor or Zeus to explain thunder.

     

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    What? You thought it was a quote from some well known wise guy from the past?

     

    Stupidity leads to willful ignorance - willful ignorance leads to hope - hope leads to sex - and that is how a new generation of fools is born!


    We are hardcore role players... When we go to bed with a girl, we roll a D20 to see if we hit the target and a D6 to see how much penetration damage we did.

     

    Modern democracy is: the sheep voting for which dog will be the shepherd's right hand.

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    10 hours ago, rjshae said:

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    I think it's adorable that people think when a digit on the calendar changes everything's just magically going to be better.

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    "Any organization created out of fear must create fear to survive." - Bill Hicks

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    8 minutes ago, Keyrock said:

    I think it's adorable that people think when a digit on the calendar changes everything's just magically going to be better.

    That's what I keep telling my self when doing my tax returns... 🤔

    “He who joyfully marches to music in rank and file has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would surely suffice.” - Albert Einstein
     

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    "It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats."

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    My wife told me she thought we'd have less arguments if I wasn't so pedantic.

    I told her 'I think you mean fewer'.

    "It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats."

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    HA! Good Fun!

    "If there be time to expose through discussion the falsehood and fallacies, to avert the evil by the processes of education, the remedy to be applied is more speech, not enforced silence."Justice Louis Brandeis, Concurring, Whitney v. California, 274 U.S. 357 (1927)

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    I declare and verify under plenty of perjury... 😂

     

    For those who speak legalese, what would have been the correct expression in such a place?

     

    “He who joyfully marches to music in rank and file has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would surely suffice.” - Albert Einstein
     

    3 hours ago, Gromnir said:

    HA! Good Fun!

    This would be funnier if I didn't know that typos plague the legal industry. 😕

    46 minutes ago, Gorth said:

    I declare and verify under plenty of perjury... 😂

     

    For those who speak legalese, what would have been the correct expression in such a place?

     

    I declare and verify under penalty of perjury.

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    The words freedom and liberty, are diminishing the true meaning of the abstract concept they try to explain. The true nature of freedom is such, that the human mind is unable to comprehend it, so we make a cage and name it freedom in order to give a tangible meaning to what we dont understand, just as our ancestors made gods like Thor or Zeus to explain thunder.

     

    -Teknoman2-

    What? You thought it was a quote from some well known wise guy from the past?

     

    Stupidity leads to willful ignorance - willful ignorance leads to hope - hope leads to sex - and that is how a new generation of fools is born!


    We are hardcore role players... When we go to bed with a girl, we roll a D20 to see if we hit the target and a D6 to see how much penetration damage we did.

     

    Modern democracy is: the sheep voting for which dog will be the shepherd's right hand.

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    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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    You think antivirus software is good?

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    Blackadder - Encouraging a socially distanced Christmas since 1843...

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    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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    Against stupidity we have no defense. Neither protests nor force can touch it. Reasoning is of no use. Facts that contradict personal prejudices can simply be disbelieved - indeed, the fool can counter by criticizing them, and if they are undeniable, they can just be pushed aside as trivial exceptions. So the fool, as distinct from the scoundrel, is completely self-satisfied. In fact, they can easily become dangerous, as it does not take much to make them aggressive. For that reason, greater caution is called for than with a malicious one. Never again will we try to persuade the stupid person with reasons, for it is senseless and dangerous.

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    Actually, they'll probably make a series about it. Looks like everyone else is getting one anyway.

    Why has elegance found so little following? Elegance has the disadvantage that hard work is needed to achieve it and a good education to appreciate it. - Edsger Wybe Dijkstra

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