Azdeus Posted July 5, 2020 Share Posted July 5, 2020 1 hour ago, Gorth said: Some of us grew up in countries where AC is something you look up in a dictionary I've yet to see an appliance that has the controlunit on the outside Civilization, in fact, grows more and more maudlin and hysterical; especially under democracy it tends to degenerate into a mere combat of crazes; the whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, most of them imaginary. - H.L. Mencken Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guard Dog Posted July 5, 2020 Share Posted July 5, 2020 It took me a minute or two to "get" this. But once I did it was worth a chuckle. They were a thing after I was too old for cartoons. Except Simpsons, South Park, and Duckman that is. 3 "While it is true you learn with age, the down side is what you often learn is what a damn fool you were before" Thomas Sowell Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raithe Posted July 5, 2020 Share Posted July 5, 2020 "Sign outside the Chicago Bagel Authority on Belmont Avenue:" 1 1 "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_dog_days Posted July 5, 2020 Share Posted July 5, 2020 9 hours ago, Guard Dog said: The AC is facing out not in You'd think I'd get that seeing as I am sitting in a room with a window unit on right now. I'm a sad person. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raithe Posted July 5, 2020 Share Posted July 5, 2020 "When the jaws open wide and there’s more jaws inside, that’s a Moray" 2 1 2 1 3 "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teknoman2 Posted July 5, 2020 Share Posted July 5, 2020 4 4 The words freedom and liberty, are diminishing the true meaning of the abstract concept they try to explain. The true nature of freedom is such, that the human mind is unable to comprehend it, so we make a cage and name it freedom in order to give a tangible meaning to what we dont understand, just as our ancestors made gods like Thor or Zeus to explain thunder. -Teknoman2- What? You thought it was a quote from some well known wise guy from the past? Stupidity leads to willful ignorance - willful ignorance leads to hope - hope leads to sex - and that is how a new generation of fools is born! We are hardcore role players... When we go to bed with a girl, we roll a D20 to see if we hit the target and a D6 to see how much penetration damage we did. Modern democracy is: the sheep voting for which dog will be the shepherd's right hand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keyrock Posted July 6, 2020 Share Posted July 6, 2020 ^ Fun fact: I actually beat Ninja Gaiden when I was a wee lad. There were a couple of levels in particular that kicked my ass over and over and over again, I think it was 5-2 and 5-3, or something. The damn birds, ugh (birds and bats are always the friggin worst in games). Ghosts'n Goblins, on the other hand, I never even came remotely close to beating. As an extra bonus, that game pulls a super schlong move at the end (a friend of mine beat it) and is like "sike, not actually the end, go through it again." RFK Jr 2024 "Any organization created out of fear must create fear to survive." - Bill Hicks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amentep Posted July 6, 2020 Author Share Posted July 6, 2020 I don't think I ever got off the first level of Ghost 'n Goblins. I cannot - yet I must. How do you calculate that? At what point on the graph do "must" and "cannot" meet? Yet I must - but I cannot! ~ Ro-Man Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teknoman2 Posted July 6, 2020 Share Posted July 6, 2020 the worst part of GnG is the rng tower of the second level with the ogres, i lost count of how many times the timer ran out while i waited for them to move away from the ladders The words freedom and liberty, are diminishing the true meaning of the abstract concept they try to explain. The true nature of freedom is such, that the human mind is unable to comprehend it, so we make a cage and name it freedom in order to give a tangible meaning to what we dont understand, just as our ancestors made gods like Thor or Zeus to explain thunder. -Teknoman2- What? You thought it was a quote from some well known wise guy from the past? Stupidity leads to willful ignorance - willful ignorance leads to hope - hope leads to sex - and that is how a new generation of fools is born! We are hardcore role players... When we go to bed with a girl, we roll a D20 to see if we hit the target and a D6 to see how much penetration damage we did. Modern democracy is: the sheep voting for which dog will be the shepherd's right hand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjshae Posted July 7, 2020 Share Posted July 7, 2020 3 3 "It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skarpen Posted July 7, 2020 Share Posted July 7, 2020 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bugarup Posted July 7, 2020 Share Posted July 7, 2020 James Fridman's whole twitter is hilarious in "Careful what you wish for" way. 3 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teknoman2 Posted July 7, 2020 Share Posted July 7, 2020 6 2 The words freedom and liberty, are diminishing the true meaning of the abstract concept they try to explain. The true nature of freedom is such, that the human mind is unable to comprehend it, so we make a cage and name it freedom in order to give a tangible meaning to what we dont understand, just as our ancestors made gods like Thor or Zeus to explain thunder. -Teknoman2- What? You thought it was a quote from some well known wise guy from the past? Stupidity leads to willful ignorance - willful ignorance leads to hope - hope leads to sex - and that is how a new generation of fools is born! We are hardcore role players... When we go to bed with a girl, we roll a D20 to see if we hit the target and a D6 to see how much penetration damage we did. Modern democracy is: the sheep voting for which dog will be the shepherd's right hand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skarpen Posted July 7, 2020 Share Posted July 7, 2020 Social Justice in a nutshell: 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orogun01 Posted July 7, 2020 Share Posted July 7, 2020 5 hours ago, Skarpen said: Social Justice in a nutshell: We also love Slowpoke Rodriguez. 2 2 I'd say the answer to that question is kind of like the answer to "who's the sucker in this poker game?"* *If you can't tell, it's you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teknoman2 Posted July 8, 2020 Share Posted July 8, 2020 4 1 1 The words freedom and liberty, are diminishing the true meaning of the abstract concept they try to explain. The true nature of freedom is such, that the human mind is unable to comprehend it, so we make a cage and name it freedom in order to give a tangible meaning to what we dont understand, just as our ancestors made gods like Thor or Zeus to explain thunder. -Teknoman2- What? You thought it was a quote from some well known wise guy from the past? Stupidity leads to willful ignorance - willful ignorance leads to hope - hope leads to sex - and that is how a new generation of fools is born! We are hardcore role players... When we go to bed with a girl, we roll a D20 to see if we hit the target and a D6 to see how much penetration damage we did. Modern democracy is: the sheep voting for which dog will be the shepherd's right hand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teknoman2 Posted July 8, 2020 Share Posted July 8, 2020 3 The words freedom and liberty, are diminishing the true meaning of the abstract concept they try to explain. The true nature of freedom is such, that the human mind is unable to comprehend it, so we make a cage and name it freedom in order to give a tangible meaning to what we dont understand, just as our ancestors made gods like Thor or Zeus to explain thunder. -Teknoman2- What? You thought it was a quote from some well known wise guy from the past? Stupidity leads to willful ignorance - willful ignorance leads to hope - hope leads to sex - and that is how a new generation of fools is born! We are hardcore role players... When we go to bed with a girl, we roll a D20 to see if we hit the target and a D6 to see how much penetration damage we did. Modern democracy is: the sheep voting for which dog will be the shepherd's right hand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjshae Posted July 8, 2020 Share Posted July 8, 2020 1 "It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raithe Posted July 8, 2020 Share Posted July 8, 2020 1 "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raithe Posted July 9, 2020 Share Posted July 9, 2020 The shopping cart is the ultimate litmus test for whether a person is capable of self-governing. To return the shopping cart is an easy, convenient task and one which we all recognise as the correct, appropriate thing to do. To return the shopping cart is objectively right. There are no situations other than dire emergencies in which a person is not able to return their cart. Simultaneously, it is not illegal to abandon your shopping cart. Therefore the shopping cart presents itself as the apex example of whether a person will do what is right without being forced to do it. No one will punish you for not returning the shopping cart, no one will fine you or kill you for not returning the shopping cart, you gain nothing by returning the shopping cart. You must return the shopping cart out of the goodness of your own heart. You must return the shopping cart because it is the right thing to do. Because it is correct. A person who is unable to do this is no better than an animal, an absolute savage who can only be made to do what is right by threatening them with a law and the force that stands behind it. The Shopping Cart is what determines whether a person is a good or bad member of society. 4 1 "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raithe Posted July 9, 2020 Share Posted July 9, 2020 [the world has ended. Keith Richards walks the barren wasteland, surveying all that is left. In the distance he notices a lone figure carrying what can only be described as Excalibur] Keith: "Oi! Who goes there??" Betty White: "You knew it would come to this, Keith. Now, draw..." 3 2 "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keyrock Posted July 9, 2020 Share Posted July 9, 2020 4 minutes ago, Raithe said: [the world has ended. Keith Richards walks the barren wasteland, surveying all that is left. In the distance he notices a lone figure carrying what can only be described as Excalibur] Keith: "Oi! Who goes there??" Betty White: "You knew it would come to this, Keith. Now, draw..." My money is on Betty White in this, presumably, Highlander duel. There can be only one. 1 4 RFK Jr 2024 "Any organization created out of fear must create fear to survive." - Bill Hicks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raithe Posted July 9, 2020 Share Posted July 9, 2020 The human body is 60% water. You're more water than anything else. Even your bones contain it. Which means: you contain oceans. You contain low tide, high tide, great depths and peculiar shallows. You also contain one hidden octopus and two vengeful sharks so that's nice. 1 1 "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oner Posted July 9, 2020 Share Posted July 9, 2020 7 hours ago, Raithe said: The shopping cart is the ultimate litmus test for whether a person is capable of self-governing. Uh, where I live they're chained together and you need a coin or chip to unlock one, so you'd have to return it if you want your stuff back.. Though there's a reason why this restriction was introduced, I'll give you that. Giveaway list: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1DgyQFpOJvyNASt8A12ipyV_iwpLXg_yltGG5mffvSwo/edit?usp=sharing What is glass but tortured sand?Never forget! '12.01.13. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skazz Posted July 9, 2020 Share Posted July 9, 2020 9 hours ago, Raithe said: [the world has ended. Keith Richards walks the barren wasteland, surveying all that is left. In the distance he notices a lone figure carrying what can only be described as Excalibur] Keith: "Oi! Who goes there??" Betty White: "You knew it would come to this, Keith. Now, draw..." I refuse to believe Elizabeth II won't still be out there somewhere. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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