I'm not sure how to feel about this one..

1 hour ago, Oner said:

I'm not sure how to feel about this one..

Are you from the States? It's a long standing armed forces joke.

3 minutes ago, the_dog_days said:

Are you from the States? It's a long standing armed forces joke.

I'm not, thanks for the explanation.

It even got approved 😁

It's just more "sexy" to be from the States but other than that we're kinda run dry at the moment.

 

For those of you who might not know, infidelity is very high among couples where one or both are in the US armed forces. Particularly if one of them is deployed. There are tons of jokes about it in that occupation, too. Stuff along the lines of, "When you get back from deployment, throw your shoes over the roof to hit her boyfriend as he's sneaking out the backdoor." Pretty sure in the example above she wasn't really having an affair, but he wanted a weekend off with her so he worded it in such a way as to peak his superior's interest thus increasing his chances of getting time off. But, if she was having an affair and their daughter really isn't his, it wouldn't be too surprising.

Whos that next to Hulk? I was thinking maybe Thor, but this guy has a sword.

Its Thor from one of the Hulk TV movies. Daredevil was also in one. 

I have no recollection of the Fantastic 4 in the above picture, but it can't possibly have been worse than any of the movies made in the last 15 or so years.

I loved Howard the Duck as a little kid. Kinda afraid to watch it now.

6 hours ago, Keyrock said:

I have no recollection of the Fantastic 4 in the above picture, but it can't possibly have been worse than any of the movies made in the last 15 or so years.

That's because it was never released. It got made so the company could keep the rights to make a FF4 film in the future. Of course, no-one told any of the cast that that was what was happening so they all expected the film to actually go to cinema.

It became one of those mythical beasts decades before the Marvel Universe became a thing. I think it finally slipped through the cracks and got a late vhs release. Damn, now my memory is fuzzy on exactly what happened with it.

Edited May 18, 20205 yr by Raithe

Its never been officially released - it was produced so the rights owner so he could keep the rights.  He bought the film back from Corman when it was finished and sat on it (supposedly after he made a deal with FOX to make Fantastic Four films, Avi Arad had the prints destroyed, but they've been circulating in bootleg circles for years so that story may be apocryphal).

 

This is still the best version: