rjshae Posted March 25, 2020 Share Posted March 25, 2020 7 "It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjshae Posted March 25, 2020 Share Posted March 25, 2020 3 1 1 "It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skarpen Posted March 25, 2020 Share Posted March 25, 2020 On 3/24/2020 at 1:09 PM, Raithe said: That's Fake News. Lions wouldn't stand a chance with bears that are already there. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bartimaeus Posted March 26, 2020 Share Posted March 26, 2020 2 2 5 Quote How I have existed fills me with horror. For I have failed in everything - spelling, arithmetic, riding, tennis, golf; dancing, singing, acting; wife, mistress, whore, friend. Even cooking. And I do not excuse myself with the usual escape of 'not trying'. I tried with all my heart. In my dreams, I am not crippled. In my dreams, I dance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raithe Posted March 26, 2020 Share Posted March 26, 2020 3 4 "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teknoman2 Posted March 26, 2020 Share Posted March 26, 2020 (edited) i dont agree. Trump saves millions of lives by talking. the results of him speaking are so funny that people get over their depression. after all people voted him to be president for the guaranteed lulz that were to follow and he didn't disappoint Edited March 26, 2020 by teknoman2 The words freedom and liberty, are diminishing the true meaning of the abstract concept they try to explain. The true nature of freedom is such, that the human mind is unable to comprehend it, so we make a cage and name it freedom in order to give a tangible meaning to what we dont understand, just as our ancestors made gods like Thor or Zeus to explain thunder. -Teknoman2- What? You thought it was a quote from some well known wise guy from the past? Stupidity leads to willful ignorance - willful ignorance leads to hope - hope leads to sex - and that is how a new generation of fools is born! We are hardcore role players... When we go to bed with a girl, we roll a D20 to see if we hit the target and a D6 to see how much penetration damage we did. Modern democracy is: the sheep voting for which dog will be the shepherd's right hand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oner Posted March 27, 2020 Share Posted March 27, 2020 3 Giveaway list: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1DgyQFpOJvyNASt8A12ipyV_iwpLXg_yltGG5mffvSwo/edit?usp=sharing What is glass but tortured sand?Never forget! '12.01.13. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teknoman2 Posted March 27, 2020 Share Posted March 27, 2020 3 1 The words freedom and liberty, are diminishing the true meaning of the abstract concept they try to explain. The true nature of freedom is such, that the human mind is unable to comprehend it, so we make a cage and name it freedom in order to give a tangible meaning to what we dont understand, just as our ancestors made gods like Thor or Zeus to explain thunder. -Teknoman2- What? You thought it was a quote from some well known wise guy from the past? Stupidity leads to willful ignorance - willful ignorance leads to hope - hope leads to sex - and that is how a new generation of fools is born! We are hardcore role players... When we go to bed with a girl, we roll a D20 to see if we hit the target and a D6 to see how much penetration damage we did. Modern democracy is: the sheep voting for which dog will be the shepherd's right hand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raithe Posted March 27, 2020 Share Posted March 27, 2020 3 1 1 "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LadyCrimson Posted March 27, 2020 Share Posted March 27, 2020 On 3/25/2020 at 7:13 PM, Bartimaeus said: Bwahahahaaaa......I'm finally responsible! That is so me the past few years. 2 “Things are as they are. Looking out into the universe at night, we make no comparisons between right and wrong stars, nor between well and badly arranged constellations.” – Alan Watts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LadyCrimson Posted March 27, 2020 Share Posted March 27, 2020 (edited) Bit of language in both. Edited March 27, 2020 by LadyCrimson 1 1 “Things are as they are. Looking out into the universe at night, we make no comparisons between right and wrong stars, nor between well and badly arranged constellations.” – Alan Watts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oner Posted March 27, 2020 Share Posted March 27, 2020 1 1 Giveaway list: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1DgyQFpOJvyNASt8A12ipyV_iwpLXg_yltGG5mffvSwo/edit?usp=sharing What is glass but tortured sand?Never forget! '12.01.13. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LadyCrimson Posted March 27, 2020 Share Posted March 27, 2020 It's been long enough you can surf YT all day and find all kinds of Corona parodies. This guy is like the hilariously try-hard goofy dad you wish you had. His altered lyrics are on point tho. 1 “Things are as they are. Looking out into the universe at night, we make no comparisons between right and wrong stars, nor between well and badly arranged constellations.” – Alan Watts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azdeus Posted March 27, 2020 Share Posted March 27, 2020 1 hour ago, Oner said: That's no true slav. Squat gave it away. Her squat is weak western spy squat. 1 1 Civilization, in fact, grows more and more maudlin and hysterical; especially under democracy it tends to degenerate into a mere combat of crazes; the whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, most of them imaginary. - H.L. Mencken Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oner Posted March 28, 2020 Share Posted March 28, 2020 But does your slav deal toilet paper? I thought not. Giveaway list: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1DgyQFpOJvyNASt8A12ipyV_iwpLXg_yltGG5mffvSwo/edit?usp=sharing What is glass but tortured sand?Never forget! '12.01.13. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raithe Posted March 28, 2020 Share Posted March 28, 2020 6 "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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bugarup Posted March 28, 2020 Share Posted March 28, 2020 Quote ...all the virus memes have ended As if 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guard Dog Posted March 28, 2020 Share Posted March 28, 2020 (edited) A doctor, an engineer, and a politician were having lunch at a country club. The conversation turned to who had the smartest dog. The discussion led to a wager between the three. The doctor whistled to his dog and said "Hippocrates, do your stuff". Hippocrates ran out to the front lawn of the club, dug around for a while, and returned with a mouth full of bones. He then arranged the bones into a replica of a human skeleton. "Good dog Hippocrates!" Said the doctor and he rewarded his dog with a cookie. The engineer nodded, impressed, and then whistled for his dog. "Sliderule," he called "do your thing." Sliderule ran over to the bones, chewed them into shape and arranged them into a scaled replica of the Golden Gate Bridge. "Good dog Sliderule" the engineer said and he rewarded his dog with a cookie. The politician finally called out to his dog "Hey BS, do your thing!" BS ran into the room, bit the waiter, sodomized the other two dogs, stole and ate their cookies, auctioned off the Golden Gate Bridge to the other club members and used the money to buy himself a round of golf. Edited March 28, 2020 by Guard Dog 2 "While it is true you learn with age, the down side is what you often learn is what a damn fool you were before" Thomas Sowell Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Katphood Posted March 28, 2020 Share Posted March 28, 2020 Hahahaha... 1 There used to be a signature here, a really cool one...and now it's gone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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