February 8, 200421 yr Man I am so angry, when I was discretely disposing of a ciggarette (sp?) today, a cop busted me and slapped a $200 ticket on my arse. Luckly I have a lawyer who will take care of it for $40 bucks So talk about the times you fought the law and the law won! Evil will always triumph because good is dumb! prostytutka
February 8, 200421 yr Well.. I once got stopped by the swedish police for not paying my car taxes in time. So I got to pay a fine (600 SEK, appr. 85-90 american dollar) and I wasn't allowed to drive my car until I had fixed that. When I got home I rang the local tax office and it turned out they had sent a cash collector after me! The cost to get him off my back was 500 SEK (appr. 70 american dollar).. But I paid that too and then I finally got them to send me the original tax bill... I owed them 42 SEK. (appr. 6 american dollar). I guess the law won. Swedes, go to: Spel2, for the latest game reviews in swedish!
February 8, 200421 yr well that sucks.. too bad u cant get the cops to ebat u for no apparent reason then sue em for beating u....
February 8, 200421 yr Last summer I found out I was in jail. My girlfriend noticed that I hadn't recieved a GST cheque for some time, so I called Revenue Canada to see what was up. They asked me how had I been incarcirated for, since you don't get government money when in jail. Needless to say I was a bit surprised to discover I was in jail, since I was calling from my living room, which I pointed out to the person on the phone. She told me I had to get all these forms and send them off to some office in Prince Edward Island and whatnot, which I didn't think was very good. So I went to the local MP's (Member Of Parliament) office and spoke to the office manager who managed to bust me out of the joint in about a week. That's my big run in with the law story.
February 8, 200421 yr I once got a 6 month warning for standing about while my brother threw rocks at a window. Since he gave his real name and address I was inclined to do the same. That's my CRIMINAL RECORD. After that I was the baddest, ruffest, rudest, baddesst guy in the hoods of england. >*
February 8, 200421 yr Speeding...That's all... "Of course the people don't want war. But after all, it's the leaders of the country who determine the policy, and it's always a simple matter to drag the people along whether it's a democracy, a fascist dictatorship, or a parliament, or a communist dictatorship. Voice or no voice, the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked, and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism, and exposing the country to greater danger." - Herman Goering at the Nuremberg trials "I have also been slowly coming to the realisation that knowledge and happiness are not necessarily coincident, and quite often mutually exclusive" - meta
February 8, 200421 yr Author I stabbed a guy in the chest once. They had the nerve to give me 10 years :ph34r: no just kidding. Evil will always triumph because good is dumb! prostytutka
February 8, 200421 yr I stabbed a guy in the chest once. They had the nerve to give me 10 years :ph34r: no just kidding. really "Of course the people don't want war. But after all, it's the leaders of the country who determine the policy, and it's always a simple matter to drag the people along whether it's a democracy, a fascist dictatorship, or a parliament, or a communist dictatorship. Voice or no voice, the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked, and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism, and exposing the country to greater danger." - Herman Goering at the Nuremberg trials "I have also been slowly coming to the realisation that knowledge and happiness are not necessarily coincident, and quite often mutually exclusive" - meta
February 8, 200421 yr Author I stabbed a guy in the chest once. They had the nerve to give me 10 years :ph34r: no just kidding. really really I stabbed a guy in the chest or really I am just kidding? No, I have never stabbed anyone... yet Evil will always triumph because good is dumb! prostytutka
February 8, 200421 yr I once wiped out a populated planet with my death star, and they sent this guy with a glowing sword to kill me. Turns out he was my second in command's son as well!
February 8, 200421 yr I *am* the LAW... "For The Love Of Carnage And Discord, I Bring Annihilation And Cheap Beer!" - Mad Dwarf "Watch that howling1. His sig used to eat cities." - Synaesthesia "Beat me with a wet noodle huh? " - Feargus Urquhart "the term "Board Troll" ain't a thing ta be proud o', lads" - Sargallath Abraxium "The line between comedy and tragedy is pretty thin in these parts." - Overseer " Grrr... ...Argh." - Darque
February 8, 200421 yr I *am* the LAWL Looks like all of us hardened internet tuff guys have spent a lot of time in the BIG FISH SLAMMER! Anybody have any slightly intresting story besides mabye getting a parking ticket and having to borrow some money off momma? >*
February 8, 200421 yr well does threatening some students at school countt? luckily i was able to split through the cracks of the law. mauhaha.. downside i cant get access to weapons for a very long time.... but i use all this anger on some games ^_^
February 8, 200421 yr Please tell us your story, or be classified as the big burly bad bully boy of the internet for life. >*
February 8, 200421 yr Well.... Never had much of a problem with the law. And I never payed a ticket. Here in Portugal we call it: factor "C".
February 8, 200421 yr I once had a contact with something like law...maybe the the left foot of the law...I explored an abandoned children's home with some guy too fat for the grid by the entrance (he had to wait outside)...we joked that someone might come...a security guard came (a bald headed orc)... impended the other guy with jail and police (trespass) but because of just standing outside with no hint of me inside or a traitorous boltcutter the guard let him run...then he opened the griddoor...I had to hide behind a cupboard standing in the middle of the room next to the entrance (the only furniture left)...this stupid one had forgotten his flashlight and the windows were bricked...so he stayed in the door to the room I was in some feet away from my position...and left... actually I laughed right in the face of law...okay...I trembled...but right in the face am I cool or what
February 8, 200421 yr Author I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die. Now thats more like it. Finally a true criminal who deserves to be sent to Texas to be executed Evil will always triumph because good is dumb! prostytutka
February 8, 200421 yr i fought the law but i won, so i guess that's not relevant to this thread Winterwind
February 8, 200421 yr I am the law. Personified. There are no doors in Jefferson that are "special game locked" doors. There are no characters in that game that you can kill that will result in the game ending prematurely.
February 9, 200421 yr I am the law. Personified. ^ ^ That's my line... "For The Love Of Carnage And Discord, I Bring Annihilation And Cheap Beer!" - Mad Dwarf "Watch that howling1. His sig used to eat cities." - Synaesthesia "Beat me with a wet noodle huh? " - Feargus Urquhart "the term "Board Troll" ain't a thing ta be proud o', lads" - Sargallath Abraxium "The line between comedy and tragedy is pretty thin in these parts." - Overseer " Grrr... ...Argh." - Darque
February 9, 200421 yr I am the law. Personified. i suppose it all should be placed in the context of your realm of existence, so to speak. taks comrade taks... just because.
February 9, 200421 yr In the name of Allah the Compassionate and the Merciful, In the country I am from we have free reign to deal with criminals; in fact half of you in here would have been dead already, not that anyone would miss you at all. Never trouble trouble until trouble troubles you. Live by these words and you just may live a long and prosperous life. May Allah shine his light upon you all. Allah Akhbar!
February 9, 200421 yr you should probably stop trying to give a religion that's not even your own a bad reputation Winterwind
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