Raithe Posted December 1, 2018 Share Posted December 1, 2018 I downloaded a pirate copy of the new Bohemian Rhapsody movie, but I think it was filmed in a cinema. I can't make out what's going on, I just see a little silhouetto of a man 5 "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gfted1 Posted December 1, 2018 Share Posted December 1, 2018 A father buys a lie detector robot that slaps people when they lie. He decides to test it out at dinner one night. The father asks his son what he did that afternoon. The son says, "I did some schoolwork.." The robot slaps the son. The son says, "Ok, Ok. I was at a friend's house watching movies." Dad asks, "What movie did you watch?" Son says, "Toy Story." The robot slaps the son. Son says, "Ok, Ok, we were watching porn." Dad says, "What? At your age I didn't even know what porn was." The robot slaps the father. Mom laughs and says, "Well, he certainly is your son." The robot slaps the mother. 12 "I'm your biggest fan, Ill follow you until you love me, Papa" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
injurai Posted December 1, 2018 Share Posted December 1, 2018 Although I think the actually abstract categories turn out to be classical liberalism vs authoritarianism. Of which the far left embodies on form of the later. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hurlshort Posted December 1, 2018 Share Posted December 1, 2018 Both rightists and leftists would work there, I suppose. Of course, labels are dumb. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raithe Posted December 1, 2018 Share Posted December 1, 2018 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fHCWgdDNUGk 2 "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raithe Posted December 2, 2018 Share Posted December 2, 2018 (edited) "The story of whether Jean-Luc Reynolds completes his training on Z’ha’dum in time to save Buckaroo Banzai and Princess Samus from Darth Ming the Merciless! Meanwhile , on Klandathu, the seat of the Vorlon empire, emperor Servalan is plotting with Zaphod Beeblbrox of the Mysterions on how to militarize Somec and enslave the citizens of the third Foundation. Little do they know that Sgt Decker and Commander Koenig have purchased a shipment of the latest ZF-1s from Zorg enterprises." Edited December 2, 2018 by Raithe 6 "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
injurai Posted December 2, 2018 Share Posted December 2, 2018 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cpl Halsbart Posted December 2, 2018 Share Posted December 2, 2018 (edited) Here, Francois: Edited December 2, 2018 by Cpl Halsbart Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Katphood Posted December 2, 2018 Share Posted December 2, 2018 5 There used to be a signature here, a really cool one...and now it's gone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teknoman2 Posted December 2, 2018 Share Posted December 2, 2018 8 The words freedom and liberty, are diminishing the true meaning of the abstract concept they try to explain. The true nature of freedom is such, that the human mind is unable to comprehend it, so we make a cage and name it freedom in order to give a tangible meaning to what we dont understand, just as our ancestors made gods like Thor or Zeus to explain thunder. -Teknoman2- What? You thought it was a quote from some well known wise guy from the past? Stupidity leads to willful ignorance - willful ignorance leads to hope - hope leads to sex - and that is how a new generation of fools is born! We are hardcore role players... When we go to bed with a girl, we roll a D20 to see if we hit the target and a D6 to see how much penetration damage we did. Modern democracy is: the sheep voting for which dog will be the shepherd's right hand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cpl Halsbart Posted December 2, 2018 Share Posted December 2, 2018 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raithe Posted December 2, 2018 Share Posted December 2, 2018 3 "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raithe Posted December 2, 2018 Share Posted December 2, 2018 2 "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raithe Posted December 2, 2018 Share Posted December 2, 2018 6 "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjshae Posted December 2, 2018 Share Posted December 2, 2018 4 "It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjshae Posted December 2, 2018 Share Posted December 2, 2018 "It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orogun01 Posted December 2, 2018 Share Posted December 2, 2018 If only; those blood buses make a pretty penny selling other people's blood....I just thought of a way to make a living out of being a serial killer, and when you include the price of organs you could make a killing; literally. 2 I'd say the answer to that question is kind of like the answer to "who's the sucker in this poker game?"* *If you can't tell, it's you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raithe Posted December 2, 2018 Share Posted December 2, 2018 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rjab8fanzHc 1 "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cpl Halsbart Posted December 3, 2018 Share Posted December 3, 2018 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShadySands Posted December 3, 2018 Share Posted December 3, 2018 I laughed way too hard at that Free games updated 3/4/21 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_dog_days Posted December 3, 2018 Share Posted December 3, 2018 When I thought of Freddy as jaded I didn't imagine it like this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teknoman2 Posted December 3, 2018 Share Posted December 3, 2018 12 The words freedom and liberty, are diminishing the true meaning of the abstract concept they try to explain. The true nature of freedom is such, that the human mind is unable to comprehend it, so we make a cage and name it freedom in order to give a tangible meaning to what we dont understand, just as our ancestors made gods like Thor or Zeus to explain thunder. -Teknoman2- What? You thought it was a quote from some well known wise guy from the past? Stupidity leads to willful ignorance - willful ignorance leads to hope - hope leads to sex - and that is how a new generation of fools is born! We are hardcore role players... When we go to bed with a girl, we roll a D20 to see if we hit the target and a D6 to see how much penetration damage we did. Modern democracy is: the sheep voting for which dog will be the shepherd's right hand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjshae Posted December 3, 2018 Share Posted December 3, 2018 That explains it... 5 "It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LittleArmadillo0 Posted December 3, 2018 Share Posted December 3, 2018 I don't know why but that speaks to me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Katphood Posted December 4, 2018 Share Posted December 4, 2018 10 There used to be a signature here, a really cool one...and now it's gone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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