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More Funny than ever (funny stuff topic)

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I downloaded a pirate copy of the new Bohemian Rhapsody movie, but I think it was filmed in a cinema.

I can't make out what's going on, I just see a little silhouetto of a man

"Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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    A father buys a lie detector robot that slaps people when they lie.

    He decides to test it out at dinner one night.

    The father asks his son what he did that afternoon.

    The son says, "I did some schoolwork.."

    The robot slaps the son.

    The son says, "Ok, Ok. I was at a friend's house watching movies."

    Dad asks, "What movie did you watch?"

    Son says, "Toy Story."

    The robot slaps the son.

    Son says, "Ok, Ok, we were watching porn."

    Dad says, "What? At your age I didn't even know what porn was."

    The robot slaps the father.

    Mom laughs and says, "Well, he certainly is your son."

    The robot slaps the mother.

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    Although I think the actually abstract categories turn out to be classical liberalism vs authoritarianism. Of which the far left embodies on form of the later.

    Both rightists and leftists would work there, I suppose. Of course, labels are dumb. :)

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    "The story of whether Jean-Luc Reynolds completes his training on Z’ha’dum in time to save Buckaroo Banzai and Princess Samus from Darth Ming the Merciless!
    Meanwhile , on Klandathu, the seat of the Vorlon empire, emperor Servalan is plotting with Zaphod Beeblbrox of the Mysterions on how to militarize Somec and enslave the citizens of the third Foundation. Little do they know that Sgt Decker and Commander Koenig have purchased a shipment of the latest ZF-1s from Zorg enterprises."

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    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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    Here, Francois:

     

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    There used to be a signature here, a really cool one...and now it's gone.  

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    The words freedom and liberty, are diminishing the true meaning of the abstract concept they try to explain. The true nature of freedom is such, that the human mind is unable to comprehend it, so we make a cage and name it freedom in order to give a tangible meaning to what we dont understand, just as our ancestors made gods like Thor or Zeus to explain thunder.

     

    -Teknoman2-

    What? You thought it was a quote from some well known wise guy from the past?

     

    Stupidity leads to willful ignorance - willful ignorance leads to hope - hope leads to sex - and that is how a new generation of fools is born!


    We are hardcore role players... When we go to bed with a girl, we roll a D20 to see if we hit the target and a D6 to see how much penetration damage we did.

     

    Modern democracy is: the sheep voting for which dog will be the shepherd's right hand.

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    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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    "It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats."

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    "It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats."

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    If only; those blood buses make a pretty penny selling other people's blood....I just thought of a way to make a living out of being a serial killer, and when you include the price of organs you could make a killing; literally.

    I'd say the answer to that question is kind of like the answer to "who's the sucker in this poker game?"*

     

    *If you can't tell, it's you. ;)

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    I laughed way too hard at that

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    When I thought of Freddy as jaded I didn't imagine it like this.

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    The words freedom and liberty, are diminishing the true meaning of the abstract concept they try to explain. The true nature of freedom is such, that the human mind is unable to comprehend it, so we make a cage and name it freedom in order to give a tangible meaning to what we dont understand, just as our ancestors made gods like Thor or Zeus to explain thunder.

     

    -Teknoman2-

    What? You thought it was a quote from some well known wise guy from the past?

     

    Stupidity leads to willful ignorance - willful ignorance leads to hope - hope leads to sex - and that is how a new generation of fools is born!


    We are hardcore role players... When we go to bed with a girl, we roll a D20 to see if we hit the target and a D6 to see how much penetration damage we did.

     

    Modern democracy is: the sheep voting for which dog will be the shepherd's right hand.

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    That explains it...

    "It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats."

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    I don't know why but that speaks to me

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    There used to be a signature here, a really cool one...and now it's gone.  

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