Raithe Posted November 1, 2018 Share Posted November 1, 2018 7 "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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teknoman2 Posted November 1, 2018 Share Posted November 1, 2018 3 The words freedom and liberty, are diminishing the true meaning of the abstract concept they try to explain. The true nature of freedom is such, that the human mind is unable to comprehend it, so we make a cage and name it freedom in order to give a tangible meaning to what we dont understand, just as our ancestors made gods like Thor or Zeus to explain thunder. -Teknoman2- What? You thought it was a quote from some well known wise guy from the past? Stupidity leads to willful ignorance - willful ignorance leads to hope - hope leads to sex - and that is how a new generation of fools is born! We are hardcore role players... When we go to bed with a girl, we roll a D20 to see if we hit the target and a D6 to see how much penetration damage we did. Modern democracy is: the sheep voting for which dog will be the shepherd's right hand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raithe Posted November 1, 2018 Share Posted November 1, 2018 4 "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malcador Posted November 2, 2018 Share Posted November 2, 2018 Why has elegance found so little following? Elegance has the disadvantage that hard work is needed to achieve it and a good education to appreciate it. - Edsger Wybe Dijkstra Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keyrock Posted November 2, 2018 Share Posted November 2, 2018 https://youtu.be/t7R6zzUc7-wThis seems like military-grade hardware. Are civilians even allowed to own these? 2 RFK Jr 2024 "Any organization created out of fear must create fear to survive." - Bill Hicks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
injurai Posted November 3, 2018 Share Posted November 3, 2018 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjshae Posted November 3, 2018 Share Posted November 3, 2018 3 "It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjshae Posted November 3, 2018 Share Posted November 3, 2018 2 "It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raithe Posted November 3, 2018 Share Posted November 3, 2018 “Why does your sword have those things in the middle of the blade?”“It’s called a stabacus. It helps me with math problems.”“What kind of math do you do with a sword?!”“Long division.” 4 "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raithe Posted November 3, 2018 Share Posted November 3, 2018 2 "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Volourn Posted November 3, 2018 Share Posted November 3, 2018 More anti male propaganda. Funny, though. :D DWARVES IN PROJECT ETERNITY = VOLOURN HAS PLEDGED $250. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_dog_days Posted November 3, 2018 Share Posted November 3, 2018 “Why does your sword have those things in the middle of the blade?” “It’s called a stabacus. It helps me with math problems.” “What kind of math do you do with a sword?!” “Long division.” Seeing the sword in the pic I was expecting Terminus Est punchline. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjshae Posted November 3, 2018 Share Posted November 3, 2018 5 "It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Orogun01 Posted November 4, 2018 Share Posted November 4, 2018 Said the guy who sucked on cigars. 1 I'd say the answer to that question is kind of like the answer to "who's the sucker in this poker game?"* *If you can't tell, it's you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teknoman2 Posted November 4, 2018 Share Posted November 4, 2018 5 The words freedom and liberty, are diminishing the true meaning of the abstract concept they try to explain. The true nature of freedom is such, that the human mind is unable to comprehend it, so we make a cage and name it freedom in order to give a tangible meaning to what we dont understand, just as our ancestors made gods like Thor or Zeus to explain thunder. -Teknoman2- What? You thought it was a quote from some well known wise guy from the past? Stupidity leads to willful ignorance - willful ignorance leads to hope - hope leads to sex - and that is how a new generation of fools is born! We are hardcore role players... When we go to bed with a girl, we roll a D20 to see if we hit the target and a D6 to see how much penetration damage we did. Modern democracy is: the sheep voting for which dog will be the shepherd's right hand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raithe Posted November 4, 2018 Share Posted November 4, 2018 7 "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chilloutman Posted November 5, 2018 Share Posted November 5, 2018 epic xD I'm the enemy, 'cause I like to think, I like to read. I'm into freedom of speech, and freedom of choice. I'm the kinda guy that likes to sit in a greasy spoon and wonder, "Gee, should I have the T-bone steak or the jumbo rack of barbecue ribs with the side-order of gravy fries?" I want high cholesterol! I wanna eat bacon, and butter, and buckets of cheese, okay?! I wanna smoke a Cuban cigar the size of Cincinnati in the non-smoking section! I wanna run naked through the street, with green Jell-O all over my body, reading Playboy magazine. Why? Because I suddenly may feel the need to, okay, pal? I've SEEN the future. Do you know what it is? It's a 47-year-old virgin sitting around in his beige pajamas, drinking a banana-broccoli shake, singing "I'm an Oscar Meyer Wiene" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amentep Posted November 5, 2018 Author Share Posted November 5, 2018 You can't divide by zero, so its a nonsensical statement. New thread - https://forums.obsidian.net/topic/106670-more-funny-than-ever-funny-stuff-topic/ 1 I cannot - yet I must. How do you calculate that? At what point on the graph do "must" and "cannot" meet? Yet I must - but I cannot! ~ Ro-Man Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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