Hiro Protagonist

*unnecessarily lewd haiku edited by Walsingham* I think I'll leave the haiku's for now. but they're so addictive!!! now that I know how to write them

I have a co-worker who sneezes about 10 sneezes one after the other and can't stop. It's a wonder she can breathe while she does these repetitive sneezes. It's like a machine gun.

Sneezed on the dog's face Dog did a Cujo on me. Won't do that again.

I sneezed on my cat It went berzerk and flipped out Next will be the dog.

You'll have to forgive me, I have a weird sense of humour. :sad: Also, this is the first time I've done haiku's before. I had to look up on wikipedia to find out how to do them. I had heard there was a rule with them. they're quite interesting.

Sneezed when drinking milk I Held my mouth closed and prayed Milk shot from my nose.

I sneezed really hard across from a Christmas tree Tree now has tingle

Take care when you sneeze Dad says to cover my mouth I sneezed on my dad.

Two things are certain Sneezing can make your eyes close Wonder which comes first

I'm really looking forward to see the new Three Investigators and the Secret of Skeleton Island movie coming out later this year. It's a shame they didn't start with the first book. This movie is based on the 6th book in the series. But then I can understand why they didn't start with the first book, as you would have to have Alfred Hitch**** in it or atleast someone playing Alfred Hitch****. Depending on how well this is received, there could be more Three Investigator movies.

I'd like to be able to sneeze with my eyes open. When I sneeze, I always close my eyes.

I think religion should stay out of science classes. It doesn't belong. Even Genesis has contradictions with the time when trees were created. In Genesis, one part says trees were created first before humans(1:12-31), another part says trees were created after Adam (2:5-9). Science can correct itself with new facts and we have a better understanding of things. Religion can't correct itself with its many contradictions (eg.the bible). Religion was a good tool to keep the masses in line for hundreds of years because most people didn't have the understanding we have now. BTW, I'm not an athiest. I'm just looking at this at all angles. The problem I see with the bible is that when the bible was put together by men, all the stories were taken from different sources (I would say different cults of christianity) and anything that they didn't like, the Gospel of Judas, the Gospel of Truth, The dialogue of the Saviour, The Acts of Peter and the Twelve Apostles, On the Origin of the World, (there are over 50 texts), they kept out. There doesn't seem to be any checks which is why you have all these contradictions. I actually like these other texts.

Despite the fact that he contradicts himself by saying he isn't? "Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword. For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law. And a man's foes shall be they of his own household." - Matthew 10:34/35 "Then said he unto them, . . . he that hath no sword, let him sell his garment, and buy one." - Luke 22:36 There's a lot of contradictions in the Bible. Here's just a few of a lot of contradictions. Should we kill? Has anyone seen God? Does God live in light? Is God peaceable? Is God omnipotent? Does God tempt people? Does God change his mind? Should we steal? Should we tell lies? Was Jesus trustworthy? The answer to these questions is both Yes and No. You can find both Yes answers and No answers. Also, is God good or evil? According to the Bible, different parts of the bible says he is evil and other parts say he is good.

You're suggesting Jesus was a man of peace?

I'm not looking forward to the next Dog Soldiers movie, Dog Soldiers: Fresh Meat (groan). I agree with some of the sentiments from some people at IMDB in how to screw up this movie: - Have the yank troops shout "hoo ya" constantly before, and after each werewolf battle in that yankee 'macho' marine style. - Have close-ups of marines "gearing up." You know the sort of thing - clips being slammed into rifles, grenade-belts being strapped on, knives shoved into sheaths, camoflage make-up being applied... - the new wolves are "smarter, faster and more deadly" but yet the "small US forces unit" is gonna whoop the wolves arses right after the british army struggled with the normal werewolves? But then it is the trend in sequels made by Hollywood to throw in a load of American soliders, so I suppose it's to be expected. The co-writer/director Rob Greens plot summary states that the events of this movie take place at the same time as the original movie. WTF? There was no mention of American soldiers in the war games. Also, Captain Ryan is in this movie? That would mean, this movie apparently starts before the werewolves attack coopers team. So pretty much this movie will be taking place during the attack of the original crew from the first movie, right? meaning they are supposedly happening at the same time? Who knows.

For the last week, I've been watching a few B grade movies that have come out in the last 6 months or so. Such as Komodo vs Cobra, Sabretooth, Wilderness, Broken, Stay Alive, UKM: Ultimate Killing Machine and Altered. Some were quite good which really impressed me, whilst Sabretooth was just plain woeful.

I just download the music videos and convert them to mp3. That way I have both the music video and audio files. yeah youtube is bad.

System of a Down - B.Y.O.B System of a Down's best song imo.

That's just, like.. so gay.

Sounds like a squirrel on crack.

LMAO. Probably couldn't get on any rollercoaster rides so this was his next best thing. And he still has his sunglasses on.

After seeing a young Cesar Romero in the Joker role, my expectation for this movie just went down to zero.

I didn't know what to think when I saw Aliens vs Predator in the cinemas the first time. I thought it was appalling at first, but then when I got the DVD out, it was so bad, it then passed the bottom of the curve and started being good again. Certainly, you don't look for any logic here, lets not bother too much about the script or direction. This film defines what cheesy & corny dialogues should be, "the enemy of an enemy..is a friend" (...OH LORD). It sucked when they put pred's in this movie the way they did with being too wimpy... they shamed their race of truly badass motherf@$%kers. I don't care if they were young pred's, they should have been a bit more badass. The funniest bit was when I mistakenly thought the protagonist was going to kiss a predator. But it worked for me as a Romantic Comedy. I mean that scene with the Pred and human running side by side with the explosion behind them, i have not laughed so loud in a long time. And the ending, A better ending would have been if the girl fell in love with the "good" predator and then the spurned mother alien turned up. Has anyone besides me ever wondered how she's gonna get back to civilization? all the people that can sail the ship are dead aren't they?? Paul WS Anderson is a nearly coming second in a two horse race with Uwe Boll.

They should export that pig to a third world country. I'm sure that would last a village for a month.

If Wikipedia is any guide to go by... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Falklands_War#Casualties In total 907 were killed during the 74 days of the conflict, Argentina - 649 and United Kingdom - 258. There were also 1,188 Argentine and 777 British casualties in addition to the war dead