Nationstates... turned out that I could actually resurrect my old country from way, way back. I now rule two countries
Latest events from Gorthovania:
"The dead are minced up and sold to people in burger form, the importance of winning Olympic gold medals is indoctrinated from an early age, the country has been 'going shopping' by annexing nearby nations for their resources, and poets and writers are regularly rounded up and shot for entertainment. Crime is a problem. Gorthovania's national animal is the Coelacanth, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is Gorthology, and its currency is the Chicken."