Why?
Jacob: Whinge, Whinge, Daddy! Whinge...
Miranda: Whinge, Whinge, Daddy! Whinge...
Thane: Whinge, Whinge, I'm a failure as a Daddy! Whinge...
Samara: Whinge, Whinge, I'm a failure as a Daddy Mommy! Whinge...
Jack: Whinge, Whinge, I need no Daddy! Whinge...
Zaeed: Whinge, Whinge, Who's your Daddy? Whinge...
Tali: Whinge, Whinge, Will you be my Daddy? Whinge...
Garrus: Whinge, Whinge, Red Tape! Whinge...
Mordin: Whinge, Whinge, I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds! Whinge...
Legion: Whinge, Whinge, We are all Whinging! Whinge...
Grunt: Whinge, Growll? I'm Weak! Rawwrrrr! Smash! Kill! No More Whinging!
You may have a point
Some (family) dramas are just more fun than others then.