Child of Flame

It says he is an Omega Mutant too. I am now reading up on Omega Mutants because I don't really have much else to do with the wee hours of the morning.

Don't freaking mess around with him man. He will freaking reach through your monitor and snap your neck m'kay?

Yes. Wikipedia says that he was turned blind after he lost his powers and Sage jumpstarted them, but a card blowened up in his face. Then Sage fixed his sight. He is also apparently the third Summers brother and Mr. Sinister's son. Comic books is weird.

WTF?!! Where'd the crazy red eyes go?

That's not true, he just has to talk to Dak'kon and he can switch classes!

Speaking of positions,what does DL get up to with 5 girls? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I have that niggling feeling that this is my fault. I posted that lewd yet completely fabricated anecdote about my sister as revenge for the evil prank she pulled on me last week and so I guess some people got the impression that they could be equally lewd about her too. I apologised to her and have promised that she can teach my child one swear word as a way of making it up to her. I'll let that comment slide for now, but if there's any more crassness directed at her in the future I'll e-kick your ass. And to keep in the true spirit of this thread, enjoy your freedom kirottu. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> It's times like this I really wish my sister posted on the internets. Totally awesome man.

Because I didn't post in this one nearly as much as I did that one. Such is the price that must be paid for basking in my presence.

Try NAMBLA!

I was going to ask, but I don't want to know after all. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I'll do you one worse... I once came across a picture depicting that very liason!

Mmmm, goop.

) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Llyranor's Zangeif av > Eru's sig though. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> No no no, not that picture, this one: You can practically feed off the look of disgust and passive get the f#$k off me Rob Schneider! Then again, it gives a man hope, you can be the fugliest, most obnoxious middle aged man in the world, but host an awards show, and you can go around kissing 17 year olds without getting prosecuted. It's the stuff dreams are made of. Probably gives Bill Gates over there a wee bit o' hope too.

Hrm, on the one hand, my natural impulse when someone tells me not to do something is to do it anyway. On the other hand, though as far as I can tell, it is not against board policy to displease a moderator in a forum where they have no power. But it is still ill advised, I learned that with Adria, who mysteriously, following my prophecy disappeared. On yet one more hand, I have intimate knowledge of some of the goings on in the private moderator forums shortly after Shadowstrider's induction, which could add to more...depth...in the area of special powers. Decisions decisions. EDIT: After further goading from an anonymous member, I shall make up a card, and PM it to select members (i.e. those who PM me except for Shadowstrider, who wins it by default!).

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no 1 likd mi pictar?

I so wish I could slap you down right now!

Oh FFS guys, have you not any tact or respect?

Yeah, I mean, think about the inherent length and girth!

Sean Connery: I've got to ask you about the Pen!s Mightier. Alex Trebek: What? No. No, no, that is The Pen is Mightier. Sean Connery: Gussy it up however you want, Trebek. What matters is does it work? Will it really mighty my pen!s, man? Alex Trebek: It's not a product, Mr. Connery. Sean Connery: Because I've ordered devices like that before - wasted a pretty penny, I don't mind telling you. And if The Pen!s Mightier works, I'll order a dozen. Alex Trebek: It's not a Pen!s Mightier, Mr. Connery. There's no such thing! Nicholas Cage: Wait, wait, wait.. are you selling Pen!s Mightiers? Alex Trebek: No! No, I'm not. Sean Connery: Well, you're sitting on a gold mine, Trebek! EDIT: Why are we allowed to write vagina but not pen!s?

See, but I haven't been chained yet.

Have you ever been to NorCal? I am not even sure if stores such as you describe exist in the US. Closest thing I have to that is the Used section at EB.

Linky You can also find the MP3 files via P2P which are invariably funnier than text, and video is funnier than the MP3s.

Alex Trebek: Well, Sean, let's see what you wrote. (screen shows Connery's answer) I'm sorry Alex. Sean Connery: (somber) That I am. Alex Trebek: (surprised) Wow. Sean Connery: I know I give you a hard time, but it's all in good fun. I mean, you know that, don't you? Alex Trebek: (pretending to know) Uhh

Well technically I am older than you. I can always grant you rights to use it, but it'll cost ya.

Self updating video drivers would be teh shiznit. But then again it would probably help to kill off my already slow at the moment tech support business.